((What's going on now?))
Right now, Drubjarred is attempting to find employment. The players in the room with him are responding slowly. The Camel, notorious criminal outlaw, is in the other room taking a nice bath.
Await employment, official or unofficial.
As if on cue, Phineas Cladoc finally stops shuffling around his pile of papers and produces a several-page document. Beckoning for you to take a seat, he slides the document in front of you.
"This is a basic employment contract officially inducting you into the adventuring company that is to be established as per the terms of the Last Will and Testament of Violaceous Turaco, which is the document pertaining to who inherits the property we are now occupying. Ronke has a very convoluted employment law system, and this contract does not actually solidify any of the pertinent details of your job, including salary or shares. Rather, it gives you an official license to operate as a mercenary, or what Ronke calls "a freelance adventurer" in legal jargon, within the city and outlying areas. It's similar to a letter of marque, if you're familiar with the concept." Phineas flips a few pages, pointing out clauses in the contract as he babbles.
"Also, notably, because none of the three heirs to this property have actually signed the will yet, the company that you are to be employed by is not incorporated and does not exist. Although the company does not exist, under Ronke law you will become the chief executive officer of this nonexistent corporation the moment you sign this contract. Because you are the chief executive officer, under Ronke law you have a say in naming rights once the corporation is established. Additionally, clause 563 of the will states that if none of the heirs establish an adventuring company, the entire inheritance instead goes to, and I quote, 'anybody coming in off the street who wants to start an adventuring company and looks like they could credibly do it.'" Phineas places a pen down on the table next to your hand.
Have another quick search around, if I fail to find any better options then bathe myself as best I can using the cup and this strange, inefficient basin containing a small amount of water. Use a small-to-moderate amount of soap and/or cleaning potions, also.
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Take a bath. It takes a while, but you eventually ladle a healthy amount of water from the basin into the tub. You need to activate the lever several times to refill the basin, but it seems to be refilled by some hidden unseen source of endless water. You rifle through the cabinet again and select a bar of translucent soap with black lotus (your favorite!) suspended in it. Grabbing one of the potions (thick, golden, viscous) you strip and hop into the bath.
It's on the cool side of tepid, but this is honestly the nicest bath you've ever had, and it's about to get even better. You pour a healthy amount of the viscous potion into the water, which immediately gains a cloudy white opacity as the overpoweringly fresh smell of pine soaks the room. Breathing deep in an attempt to appreciate the finer things in life that fancy people like so much, you begin to rub your expensive soap into a lather. The powerfully fresh odor is actually not very pleasant, but the almost soporifically satisfying sensation of the black lotus soap on your skin dulls it into being bearable, almost interesting and welcome.
After what seems like a dark eternity on the moon but was actually much less long, you force yourself to get out of the bath and towel off. Towel wrapped around you, skin comfortably numb, and with your entire being pervaded by a fresh pine scent, you exit the bathroom and fling open the doors of the wardrobe. The scarlet capes and hats twist in scintillating waves before you.