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[ManMan]

Accquire shiny thing. Then go into the tavern, why not?

You approach the shiny thing. After examining it, you come to the conclusion that is some sort of collar, with a medal of unknown material attached to it. You wonder what kind of animal it belongs to: it's so big you could use it as a belt!

You take the collar, and go into the tavern. Considering how big the building was from the outside, you are surprised to see the roof is ten feet high. What about all that stuff above the roof? What were they thinking?
Whatever. The place is pretty empty, except for that robot behind the counter. You are still invisible, but it's aware of your presence.
"Welcome  to "The rat and the mice"  may I take your order?"

You found a strange collar. You are now in a bizarre tavern with a robot taking your order.

[NJW2000]

Order cheese-based cocktail. Examine ceiling innocently. Don't drink it!

[ManMan]

Um, I was wondering, is anyone else actually reading this? Because seeing only one person post makes me feel depressed.

[Gwolfski]

Order cheese-based cocktail. Examine ceiling innocently. Don't drink it!

+1

[TheBiggerFish]

Um, I was wondering, is anyone else actually reading this? Because seeing only one person post makes me feel depressed.

Yeah, I'm reading it.

[ManMan]

Order cheese-based cocktail. Examine ceiling innocently. Don't drink it!

"Give me your best cheese-based cocktail!"
"FIND: CHEESE

...

ERROR: NO_CHEESE_FOUND
CHANGE CHEESE WITH: $!"Ł$%&"Ł$%"
The robot freaks out and a bottle comes out of its chest. It does contain some kind of liquid, but it might not be a cocktail. Whatever, it's free and you must pick it up!

You then decide to take a look at the ceiling: all normal. You hear a very faint sound coming out of it, maybe it's infested with some kind of animal? After all, if the place is called "The rat and the mice", there must be a reason!

[ManMan]

I use my almighty desperate GM powers to try and notify people that this thread exists!

[NJW2000]

5 hours... don't sweat, 24 hours is where you get worried 

Take a quick swig of the free liquid. Then attack the robot's logic-circuits by asking, "lovely stuff, but aren't you going to pay for it?"

Once it has been cunningly outfoxed, ask, "so what's that odd noise from the cellar, then?"

[ManMan]

Take a quick swig of the free liquid. Then attack the robot's logic-circuits by asking, "lovely stuff, but aren't you going to pay for it?"

Once it has been cunningly outfoxed, ask, "so what's that odd noise from the cellar, then?"

You consider taking a sip of that bottled stuff, but as soon as you take the top off the bottle your nostrils go crazy and your eyes burn. Maybe drinking that is not a good idea.

After taking some time to recover you try to speak to the faulty robot, possibly to challenge his logic-circuits, but the pile of scrap seems to have been knocked off by you asking him for a cheese cocktail. Who the hell programmed this guy anyways, his AI wouldn't be good even in the 21st century!
This place is weird man, you gotta get out of here.

Spoiler: Inventory (click to show/hide)

Invisibility tool (active); unusually big collar; bottle of toxic liquid.

[LordPorkins]

Ask the robot the square root of potato/i/Pi, then while its spazzing out steal as much booze and cheese as you can. Then run.

[NJW2000]

Ask the robot the square root of potato/i/Pi, then while its spazzing out steal as much booze and cheese as you can. Then run.

+1. Or just the last bit about stealing stuff and running away.

If someone comes in to fix the robot, turn invisible.

[ManMan]

You decide that it's better to leave. You consider stealing, but this place is pretty empty.

Finally, you are out of there. You feel that you've spent way too much time in that stupid tavern, and now you can breathe some fresh air. But something has changed in the city: there's a lot of people running around! It's a mess, much different than the calm you were getting used to. You try to focus and understand what is going on, but you can only make out the words "have come". But who? You try to be optimistic, but you fear for the worse.

You are in a city. There's a whole lot of people running around and panicking. You are invisible. What do you do?

Spoiler: Inventory (click to show/hide)

Invisibility tool (active); unusually big collar; bottle of toxic liquid.

[NJW2000]

Discreetly collar someone, see if it does anything.

[ManMan]

Can we get more suggestions?

[NJW2000]

5 minute? This isn't irc