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[TCM]

oh man
oh man
oh man not again

You Be Drake.

You got kicked out of the rap game because you lost to a filthy casual rapper who snatched your girl (or your girl snatched him it was ambiguous).

You have been shamefully exiled out of Toronto.
Canada is in ruins after the death of her king.

But you always wanted to be a a wizard man instead of a rapper anyways so it's not a big deal.

Fill out your application to wizard school:

Codename: Obviously, no school is going to let you in if they know that you are Drake, (or more accurately, 'Fallen Drake'.) Choose a codename that sounds realistic enough to pass off as real but not so generic that it appears like an obvious cover up. Suggestions would be names like "Tom Brady", "New England Patriots Star Quarterback Tom Brady", "Bom Trady" and "Hikoshomia No Sakura Tom Brady-San Gaiden Kawaii Desu".
Specialization:
Signature Wizard Spell:
Favorite Rapper: Probably don't want to say Drake.
Ice Cream Or Cat:
Fake Backstory: Probably don't want to talk about growing up in the '6'. (6 = Code for Toronto for some goddamn reason)

Spoiler: High Praise for YBD (AMGAEMSG) (click to show/hide)

What.

what

u fukin wott

[BlitzDungeoneer]

what even

[TCM]

what even

not again
oh man

[BlitzDungeoneer]

im not sure what else you were expecting when you posted this

[Sl4cker]

tcm
buddy
you just got drunk i think it was the night before the one before today
this is irresponsible

[TCM]

tcm
buddy
you just got drunk i think it was the night before the one before today
this is irresponsible

Cups of the Rosé
Bitches in my old phone
I should call one and go home
I’ve been in this club too long
The woman that I would try
Is happy with a good guy

[piratejoe]

Codename:Bernd Ottovordemgentschenfelde.
Specialization:Genetic science.
Signature Wizard Spell:Magic isnt real....(None.)
Favorite Rapper: Sido
Ice Cream Or Cat:Cat
Fake Backstory:I was born in germany with the longest last name,people kept making fun of me when i moved to america because of my last name so i ran away here to this weird school,dont judge me.

(Yes im actually doing this no im not putting much effort into this,as its a joke.)

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Codename: Johnny Johnson the Second
Specialization: Swordy Magic
Signature Wizard Spell: Suddenly, SWORDS EVERYWHERE
Favorite Rapper: James Jameson the 22nd(oh, you people wouldn't have heard of him, he's too cool and alternative and deep with his raps for plebs like you to understand)
Ice Cream Or Cat: Ice Cream
Fake Backstory: Well, of course I didn't grow up in the 6. It was the '7' I lived in. You see, I lived a perfectly normal life of no rapping whatsoever, no sirree, but then my parents were stabbed to death. I, obviously, continued to not rap ever and instead started wizarding around. Yes. Obviously. Also I definitely never plotted the government's destruction due to my parents' untimely death. Yep.


there

how's that

[My Name is Immaterial]

Post To Kek.

[StrawBarrel]

PTW.

[Sosoku234]

Codename: Tommy Imura
Specialization: Gaia-mancer, geomancer, earthbender, whatever you wanna call it where you move earth through seemingly magic means.
Signature Wizard Spell: Transform: Gaiaphage, the world eater
Favorite Rapper: I don't like rap. I like classic rock. Foreigner.
Ice Cream Or Cat: Ice Cream
Fake Backstory: Grew up in a small street gang in Tulsa, Oklahoma. After my friend died saving a kid from a burning church, I put the switchblade up for good and came here to practice wizarding.

[IronyOwl]

Codename: Uguu Yumi-Chan Donald-Senpai
Specialization: Healing
Signature Wizard Spell: Badass Self Heal
Favorite Rapper: Hollywood Undead?
Ice Cream Or Cat: Kitty!
Fake Backstory: We wanted to be a ballerina, but a stray lemur attack killed our best friend and put and end to those dreams. Now we're here to be a wizard man instead.

[Empiricist]

• Codename: STEPHEN HAWKING
  
• Specialization: Quantum Wizardry
  
• Signature Wizard Spell: STEPHEN HAWKING invented signature wizard spells
  
• Favorite Rapper: STEPHEN HAWKING, because he invented rapping
  
• Ice Cream Or Cat: Cat. Because you can crush a cat under a rock while no one's looking and turn it into a quantum lich
  
• Fake Backstory:He was just chillin' in his chair one day, being a goddamn genius and then suddenly he woke up in a stasis pod wizard school. Now he blows shit up with his mind skills.
  

[TCM]

• Codename: STEPHEN HAWKING
  
• Specialization: Quantum Wizardry
  
• Signature Wizard Spell: STEPHEN HAWKING invented signature wizard spells
  
• Favorite Rapper: STEPHEN HAWKING, because he invented rapping
  
• Ice Cream Or Cat: Cat. Because you can crush a cat under a rock while no one's looking and turn it into a quantum lich
  
• Fake Backstory:He was just chillin' in his chair one day, being a goddamn genius and then suddenly he woke up in a stasis pod wizard school. Now he blows shit up with his mind skills.
  

drake could pull off a decent disguise for this one

[StrawBarrel]

• Codename: STEPHEN HAWKING
  
• Specialization: Quantum Wizardry
  
• Signature Wizard Spell: STEPHEN HAWKING invented signature wizard spells
  
• Favorite Rapper: STEPHEN HAWKING, because he invented rapping
  
• Ice Cream Or Cat: Cat. Because you can crush a cat under a rock while no one's looking and turn it into a quantum lich
  
• Fake Backstory:He was just chillin' in his chair one day, being a goddamn genius and then suddenly he woke up in a stasis pod wizard school. Now he blows shit up with his mind skills.
  

drake could pull off a decent disguise for this one

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