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[syvarris]

Actual Assassin Donald J. Trump accepts the Level 2 mission.  Nobody is better at spreading fear and terror among those evil terrorists.

[chaotic skies]

"Looks like Jack's going to be the one to handle the C4. Mr. Assassin-Trump here has a terrible background with the stuff, and I'm just plain unlucky when it comes to this stuff."

[syvarris]

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"Hey.  Hey, that explosion was on the terrorists.  There's a bunch of people--crazy people, crazy--that say that Trump^TM plant explosion was caused by "Unsafe safety standards".  Unsafe safety, yeah, that makes no sense.  Even my unsafe factories are safe.  In the business they're the safest.  You see, the muslims--they see me.  They see me speak, and they get scared.  They know I'm gonna win.  And I will win.  And then those terrorists will be beaten, when I win.  The terrorists, they know that, and they're scared.  So they blow up my stuff--that's how you know they're scared, I get attacked, instead of than Innocent American Citizens--and they say bad stuff.  They spread misinformation.  They say it's my fault.  Well it is my fault.  I'm not afraid to speak up against terror, so they get scared.

Point is, I don't have a bad history with explosives.  It's the terrorists.  My people handle explosives all the time, and they're great, just great.  Problems never happen, ever."

[Execute/Dumbo.exe]

0800, In A Sound-Proofed Room Somewhere On Earth: 
"...
Alright, don't expect anything fancy, though, you and I'll be playing the part of an excited tourist, get a cheap camera and some glaringly out of place clothing, because you are going undercover, scope out the place for a couple hours, and I'll switch out with you, let's look for guards, potential weak-points, stuff like that.
Trump, you're gonna be taking the heat for the place crumbling down, start writing out a good speech and grab a voice distorter, because you're gonna be put on the spotlight once this all goes crumbling down.
Any problems with this plan?"

"Hey.  Hey, that explosion was on the terrorists.  There's a bunch of people--crazy people, crazy--that say that Trump^TM plant explosion was caused by "Unsafe safety standards".  Unsafe safety, yeah, that makes no sense.  Even my unsafe factories are safe.  In the business they're the safest.  You see, the muslims--they see me.  They see me speak, and they get scared.  They know I'm gonna win.  And I will win.  And then those terrorists will be beaten, when I win.  The terrorists, they know that, and they're scared.  So they blow up my stuff--that's how you know they're scared, I get attacked, instead of than Innocent American Citizens--and they say bad stuff.  They spread misinformation.  They say it's my fault.  Well it is my fault.  I'm not afraid to speak up against terror, so they get scared.
Point is, I don't have a bad history with explosives.  It's the terrorists.  My people handle explosives all the time, and they're great, just great.  Problems never happen, ever."

"...
Yeah, peachy, but just for this one, I'll be dealing with the C4, alright?"

Anyone who's got some points in explosives, feel free to sign up, you'll be sure to get an even cut of 25,000!

[AzyWng]

So we do pre-mission discussion in this thread? Ok.

Undisclosed Number, Undisclosed location somewhere on Earth, 8502:

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"Hello? Hello? Is this thing on? Oh, it is. Ok. So, uh, if you haven't been asked to dead a cop by the name of Antonio Barros, go ahead and ignore me. In fact, hang up right now and pretend you didn't get this call at all. Or my friends and I will have to dead you too. And we're good at that.

So, how're we gonna waste this pig? I mean, it makes more sense to kill the asshole when he's at home as opposed to inside his office, but that's not as fun, and we don't know where the guy lives. We should try to figure out how well-equipped the pigs are, too, 'cause that'll help when we get to ice the bastards face-to-face, knowing what we're up against. Obviously, we also wanna work on our cover, 'cause we can't have any big fights before we're ready."

"But those are just my first thoughts on this. Gosh, I really have no clue what I'm doing, I just love guns, love fighting, love fighting with guns!"

"Anyone else got any ideas?"

"Oh, and while we're at it, boss! Did our clients give us any specifics on how the guy is to be killed? Like, should we do it quiet, or are they fine if we go in loud and dumb?"

[chaotic skies]

0800, In A Sound-Proofed Room Somewhere On Earth: 
"...
Alright, don't expect anything fancy, though, you and I'll be playing the part of an excited tourist, get a cheap camera and some glaringly out of place clothing, because you are going undercover, scope out the place for a couple hours, and I'll switch out with you, let's look for guards, potential weak-points, stuff like that.
Trump, you're gonna be taking the heat for the place crumbling down, start writing out a good speech and grab a voice distorter, because you're gonna be put on the spotlight once this all goes crumbling down.
Any problems with this plan?"

"Sounds good with me. I'm taking a backpack full of trackers and stuff though; never hurts to know where the security is. It'd probably be a good idea to get a bug in any radios, but I'm not expecting a lot; this is a mosque, not a bank."

[chaotic skies]

Hate to double post, but bump?