Wait is she seriously named River Song? [Doctor fan squee.]
Er...
"Uh, do you have any ideas?"
((Beg your pardon?))
Random Name Generator says our name is Lolicia. Interesting.
Ask River Song what she is. She probably isn't human.
"Do I have any ideas? Was I not asking you, Lolicia?"You always did hate the proper way of saying your name. Lolicia. So...ritzy. You've always preferred Lola. Not exactly a shorthanded version, but all the letters are there so you ran with it.
"You can just call me Lola. Yes, you were asking me, but I'm the tourist, remember? Will a disguise work? Make me one of...whatever you are. What are you anyway, River?""My people were once said to be a type of Mystic. We've come to call ourselves the Kirin. I doubt I can make you look like one. All Kirin have at least four arms. Also, you have no flower-like attributes. Ah! Wait!" River sticks one of her hands in the lake, pulling out a slug-like blob and presenting it to you with an open palm.
"This will be your disguise. Part of it, anyway."You arch an eyebrow. This makes no sense.
"How can a...jello slug be a disguise?"She doesn't answer. Instead, she snatches a pedal from a nearby flower and breaks it open. You notice a fluid with a brilliant blue colour pouring out of the broken pedal.
"Hold still, Asura."You're about to hit River with the hands before you remember you've never fought anyone a day in your life. So, you recoil from her instead.
"River. Seriously. What the hell. Mutant jello and smurf's blood. That can't be a disguise.""But it can, Lola. Watch." Well, nothing ventured, nothing gained, you think. You let the living flower apply the mutant jello slug. She shapes it into a pair of antennae which are placed right on top of your head. You hardly notice it there as it doesn't feel as disgusting as you thought it would.
"...Okay", is all you manage to say before she continues. This time, rubbing the blue liquid around your eyes, then making a vertical line underneath each one.
"Are you done yet?" You're getting a bit impatient. What River does next shocks you. She tosses a small amount of the blue fluid
inside of each eye!
"What the--RIVER! Are you crazy?!" You miss a shove that was meant for her since you've closed your eyes.
"Calm down, Lola. Open your eyes."You want to hit her. Hard. It's not as simple as opening your eyes when--oh...wait. You can see!
"I can see!", you exclaim.
"Wait. What did you do to me?"River simply gestures towards the lake as if to say "see for yourself". You do so, and you almost don't recognise yourself. The first thing you notice isn't the substitute make-up, nor the antennae accessory, but your eyes. You still have the same brown hair and tanned skin, but your eyes are no longer honey brown. They're blue. Strikingly blue. Almost...cobalt? The blue 'mascara' she applied to your face makes you look unique. Like...you just look so . . .
"...pretty."> "What am I supposed to be?"
> "You made me attractive, not alien!"
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