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[NRDL]

Sensing danger, Nix moved his right hand closer to his sheathed knife.

"What are you?", he asks. 

[Happy Demon]

Spoiler: Characters (click to show/hide)

Gorm
HP: 8/8
ATK/DEF: 0/0
AC: 4 + 2
DMG: 3 (Axe), 2 (Shield)

Xcotl
HP: 16/16
ATK/DEF: 0/0
AC: 4 + 2
DMG: 4 (Spear), 3 (Shield), 3 (Knife)

Nix
HP: 10/10
ATK/DEF: 0/0
AC: 0
DMG: 3 (Spear), 3 (Javelin), 2 (Knife)

"Why, I'm one of you Humans of course."
"Beware the flame's lies."
He only turns his head as much as he can, to look at Nix. They're currently out of his sight, thanks to the hood blocking his field of view.
He's still holding out the torch to Gorm.

[NRDL]

"Two-tongued creature...", Nix mutters as he fully grips his knife by his waist.

"Whatever he's offering, don't take it." he says to the elf sitting in front of the hooded thing. 

[SaberToothTiger]

Name: Dobby Duff.
Race & Gender: HuMan.
Occupation: A thief, liar, and a bard.
Armor: No armor, just perfectly normal clothes.
Weapons: Club (a stick he forgot to throw in a firepit). Knife (for cutting purses). A guitar.
Description: Looks and acts like a weasel.

He thinks he is shrewd, though his mind is weak.
His looks aren't special, women laugh at his... beak.
Do not be deceived, he is quite the fool,
When he speaks you're going to either laugh, cry or drool,
He may seem smart, but he is no wit,
But he is a common arse and a complete fucking git.

[Happy Demon]

Spoiler: Characters (click to show/hide)

Gorm
HP: 8/8
ATK/DEF: 0/0
AC: 4 + 2
DMG: 3 (Axe), 2 (Shield)

Xcotl
HP: 16/16
ATK/DEF: 0/0
AC: 4 + 2
DMG: 4 (Spear), 3 (Shield), 3 (Knife)

Nix
HP: 10/10
ATK/DEF: 0/0
AC: 0
DMG: 3 (Spear), 3 (Javelin), 2 (Knife)

Dobby Duff
HP: 10/10
ATK/DEF: 0/0
AC: 0
DMG: 2 (Club), 2 (Knife), 2 (Guitar/String Instrument)

The inn is filled with talk, but not as much as before. The group of three chainclad warriors are listening to the talk of the hooded man.
The hooded man is with Gorm, Xcotl, and Nix, offering a torch to Gorm, while talking to Nix, who he cannot see.
"I have no more tongues than you do."
The hooded man hears quite well.
"The flame is not."
The cryptic voice says something else for a change, still cryptic though.
((Okay, just plop your guy where you want him.))

[SaberToothTiger]

Dobby sits near two ladies with huge plots of land, trying to impress them with his guitar playing skills. He tries playing the following:

My ladies, my dearests, now listen to me,
You know that adventure is my place to be,
The courage, the heroes, the tales of great bravery,
But your great beauty brings me to mere slavery,
For when you lay at my side,
And where there is no place to hide,
I pull out my weapon...

At this point he dramatically puts his hand under the table and reaches for the club he has put on the floor.

With which I shall down the dragon,
I shall bring back a wagon,
A wagon of gold!
And for the truth to be told,
I shall give it to you,
And then we will do...

I have country matters on my mind,
And when I see your behind,
Then I simply find
That my loincloth unbind...

Then, Dobby being such a romantic, expects the best possible outcome - him getting laid.

[Ghazkull]

(((sorry i have to bow out))

[Happy Demon]

((Hehehe, this is gonna be fun. For I don't intend to do this purely through making it up, instead, I'll give you the Dice. I'll give you a 25% chance.))

Spoiler: Characters (click to show/hide)

Gorm (Auto piloting to his doom)
HP: 8/8
ATK/DEF: 0/0
AC: 4 + 2
DMG: 3 (Axe), 2 (Shield)

Xcotl
HP: 16/16
ATK/DEF: 0/0
AC: 4 + 2
DMG: 4 (Spear), 3 (Shield), 3 (Knife)

Nix
HP: 10/10
ATK/DEF: 0/0
AC: 0
DMG: 3 (Spear), 3 (Javelin), 2 (Knife)

Dobby Duff
HP: 10/10
ATK/DEF: 0/0
AC: 0
DMG: 2 (Club), 2 (Knife), 2 (Guitar/String Instrument)

Dobby finds a pair of ladies with... well, tits, big ones, sits near them, and plays his guitar while singing.
Dobby Duff: d20 = 18 ((Huh, expected you to fail that one.))
Dobby actually pulls it off, despite being armed with a piece of wood and dressed in common clothes, he manages to swoon the ladies with his song and play.
The Elf girl that the two ladies was with just looks at Dobby, raising an eyebrow. The Elf isn't nearly as well endowed as the ladies, in fact, she's wearing chainmail, she's a warrior.
The 2 ladies seem to hint toward going somewhere... private.

(((sorry i have to bow out))

((Oh, so that means you're quitting? I'll just... hm... there's a lot I can do with an Elf.))
"Anyway, Elf, take my rod... hihihi."
Gorm stands up and swings at the hooded man.
Gorm: d20 = 19
He hits the hooded man right in the face, and he falls down with a *thud*. The hooded man dropped the torch when he was hit, and it's now on the floor.
"Oh, feisty. Well then."
He jumps back onto his feet, but when doing so, his hood falls down, revealing a normal human head, except his eyes are glowing, no, burning.
There's a gaping wound on the side of his head, it's glowing orange. He is radiating a lot more heat than before, it's like standing in front of a fire. The robed man beckons at Gorm.
"Come on."
"The flame ends."
The robed man's lips doesn't move when it's the cryptic voice, rather, the orange glow pulses when the cryptic voice speaks.

You've never heard of anything like this.

[SaberToothTiger]

Dobby insists on taking the ladies somewhere private before the psychotic edgy dude kills himself or somebody else.

[NRDL]

Nix sees the scuffle, draws his knife, and attempts to press it against the heated man's neck from behind.

[Happy Demon]

((Sorry about the delay, had to stuff a Rankor looking beast into the bathroom, long story.))

Spoiler: Characters (click to show/hide)

Gorm (Auto piloting to his doom)
HP: 8/8
ATK/DEF: 0/0
AC: 4 + 2
DMG: 3 (Axe), 2 (Shield)

Xcotl
HP: 16/16
ATK/DEF: 0/0
AC: 4 + 2
DMG: 4 (Spear), 3 (Shield), 3 (Knife)

Nix
HP: 10/10
ATK/DEF: 0/0
AC: 0
DMG: 3 (Spear), 3 (Javelin), 2 (Knife)

Dobby Duff
HP: 10/10
ATK/DEF: 0/0
AC: 0
DMG: 2 (Club), 2 (Knife), 2 (Guitar/String Instrument)

Dobby takes the ladies upstairs, and into one of the rooms (one of them already had a key).
When in said room, well... you know, forum guidelines.

Meanwhile Nix draws his knife and tries to grapple the hotman.
Nix: d20 = 5
He doesn't manage to grab onto him. Meanwhile Gorm attacks again.
Gorm: d20 = 11
His fist hits, but fails to do damage.
"Well well, two against one. Let's do this."
The robed man sheds his robe, revealing a chainclad body, though there are tears in it revealing deep wounds, glowing with orange light, then he draws his sword and shield.
The wounds are not of swords, axes, or any traditional weapons, and even those have problems piercing chainmail. Only one thing could've made these wounds, the dragon.
"The flames will kill."

Three more swords are unsheathed, the three chainclad warriors have decided to make their move.
"Flame man, stand down or we'll destroy you."
The hotman's sword and shield suddenly catch fire.
"Bring it on."
Your eyes feel dryer when you look at him, thanks to the flaming shield. Any attacks made against him will have less accuracy.
Gorm unsheathes his axe.

[NRDL]

Nix attempts to stab his knife into the hotman's leg, whilst drawing his javelin from his back.

[Happy Demon]

((Hm... doesn't seem like Demonic Spoon will do anything, so might as well get the fight started proper.))

Spoiler: Characters (click to show/hide)

Gorm (Auto piloting to his doom)
HP: 8/8
ATK/DEF: 0/0
AC: 4 + 2
DMG: 3 (Axe), 2 (Shield)

Xcotl
HP: 16/16
ATK/DEF: 0/0
AC: 4 + 2
DMG: 4 (Spear), 3 (Shield), 3 (Knife)

Nix
HP: 10/10
ATK/DEF: 0/0
AC: 0
DMG: 3 (Spear), 3 (Javelin), 2 (Knife)

Dobby Duff
HP: 10/10
ATK/DEF: 0/0
AC: 0
DMG: 2 (Club), 2 (Knife), 2 (Guitar/String Instrument)

Combat starts with Nix stabbing at Flame Man's leg, while Gorm and the three humans also attack.
Nix: d20 - 6 = 13 - 6 = 7
Gorm: d20 - 2 = 20 = CRIT!
Chainclad Warrior: d20 - 2 = 18 - 2 = 16
Chainclad Warrior: d20 - 2 = 18 - 2 = 16
Chainclad Warrior: d20 - 2 = 11 - 2 = 9
Nix misses, but Gorm manages to cut Flame Man's shield arm off, two of the warriors hit as well.
"Agh, lucky hit. Well, let's see how you like it."
Flame Man slashes twice at Gorm.
Flame Man (Wounded, One Arm): d20 + 2 = 14 + 2 = 16
Flame Man (Wounded, One Arm): d20 + 2 = 12 + 2 = 14
Both attacks are blocked. From the severed arm of the Flame Man, fire spews, and takes the shape of an arm.
((Aimed attacks have a -4, but can disable a limb without a crit.))

[NRDL]

Javelin at the ready, Nix attempts to drive the spear-end through the bastard's chest.

[SaberToothTiger]

My action:

Bang Bang.

The shittiest pun.