Lost in Boarpaints - Random rambling of Vuohijumala put on paper, vol. I1st - 7th of LimestoneI don't get it. They want me to be the overseer? I know nothing about running this place! There's propably something fishy about this.. The reason I came here in the first place was because I was promised a sheriff's vacancy. But they drafted me into the military instead! At least I'm the boss in my squad.. I guess I have to get on with it. Someone said we need to create more stuff, so we can trade it for other stuff. Fine, let's try creating some crafts. Some of the nobles also came to me and said we need coins, because they're real handy and fancy doing trade with. I check the forges and they're all busy doing barrels out of copper.
Out of copper. What the hell? Aren't they heavy as ****? Maybe there's a reason, which I just fail to understand. I shout at our smiths to mint some coins when they have the time.
Now what else? There's loads of hematite in the cavern walls.
Miners are doing busy work and they've already dug up quite much. Some random fellow comes to me and points out that this hole seriously needs supports, or else it might collapse. Yeah! Exactly what I was thinking too! Everyone, build some supports now!
I order about everything possible made. Trousers, mechanisms, barrels etc. At least I'll leave an impression of efficiency.
A child passed out for some reason. He seems to have a broken wrist. Why, I have no idea!
I cannot fathom why we sleep in such cramped quarters. As I'm the overseer now, I might as well improve my quality of living a bit at least and order a new room made.
Right, now that kid with wrist problems is throwing a tantrum at our gate. Apparently he has also lost his mother.
Quite sad. Well - wait what was that? Something rumbled a bit. That's unsettling..
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8th-21st of LimestoneThe river floods! The mad kid throws a tantrum again! And actually nothing happens.. except that there's a sudden, huge rumbling as a cavern section collapses! It was the one that was just recently mined. Why hasn't anyone built those supports yet?! Thankfully no-one was under it..
A caravan arrives! Now, where was our trade depot again and what did we have for trade..
Apparently the caravan people wanted to witness the beautiful sight of unicorns and went south straight at them. One of their guards ran into their midst and is swinging her axe furiously at the creatures.. and the monohorns flee!
And then one of them has it enough and gives Tekkud a lesson. One of our Tekkuds also comes also at the scene, then decides to run away.
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22nd of Limestone - 24th of SandstoneA KOBOLD THIEF!
He gets seen and runs straight towards the caravan.
Then another one pops out of thin air! He runs into the fort, but stumbles into Ruykan. He kills the filthbag with three shots. Well done! Clearly I've taught you well.
Apparently the caravan didn't bring anything useful. Except food. Well, I guess we'll never have too much food. Old, nearly rotten clothing and some other stuff are thrown at them and they gladly accept.
We also have a pile of money literally littering the floor.
Weren't these things supposed to be valuable? Yet they've been dumped to the ground at some random place. Why did we mint them in the first place? The nobles are furious. Not at this thing though, apparently one of our masons is going to prison for not filling up a mandate. Serves you right, slacker! Why didn't you cut those rubies in time!
Migrants! Seven new persons! Miner, mechanic, hunters, a carpenter, a peasant with no skills at anything.. I guess we should fit them in somewhere. The peasant seems to be fairly willing to learn something new after I
beat him with a crossbow had a constructive conversation with him. We need more smelters, so he's going to try his luck with that.
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1st-28th of TimberNew month, still no idea what I really should do. We have fair amounts of resources, but I guess we could try searching for more metals. That means it's time to dig, boys! We pass the eerie chasm and designate mining locations. There's at least sapphires here, along with some eerie looking holes in the ground..
An antman appears! ..somewhere. There's a rock on one of our traps. Maybe he's hiding under it?
And then we have found it! The metal of metals they say! The miners seem to be a bit anxious, though. They were already a bit reluctant to dig past the farthest chasms. The demon attack some years ago seems to have stirred up quite much superstition around here, so apparently no one wants to touch that cyan stuff...
Sibrek Tekkuderar has claimed a craftsdwarfs workshop for a special project of her.
Nobles demand a ban on cage export. Pshaw. They really don't seem to have anything important to do. Sibrek also is helplessly looking around his workshop. I guess he needs something. Apparently there's no wood around in the stockpiles anymore. We'll have to fix that.
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1st -25th of MoonstoneThe very first day of winter starts with a ruckus. Blasted unicorns! Our trapper Tun was out filling his waterskin and got brutalised. I am very tempted to open certain floodgates, but some reason in me decides not to. At least Tun shot one of the bastards before passing out.. He seems to have lost an eye in the conflict with these disfigured horses.
Wait, now they are inside our perimeter! Tun follows them and is getting hurt again. Time to go for some hunting!
We arrive at the gates and the monohorns begin their flight. Fire at will! Oh, we already ran out of arrows.. Fetch some more!
Finally we get one of them. Sibrek starts doing his work. Back to normal business.
..and then Edëm is ambushed, again by unicorns! We're going to save him! Apparently he gets away without injuries, but we're still going to shower the creatures with arrows, just in case.
Sibrek finally finishes her work. She has created a jet mug. Spectacular!(?)
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26th of Moonstone - 9th of OpalAlmost two weeks without incidents, now Eshtân, one of our trappers is brutally murdered! I hear some dwarves admire unicorns, I think the only good unicorn is a dead unicorn. Squads, scramble! We're going to make them pay.
..why does everyone have to go and loot our dead? The unicorns are still there you fools!
And then a fisher is killed! These creatures are on a rampage! Some of them have been given names by us already!
Our squads come to aid, but the bastards still manage to slaughter one of our peasants. That's it. NO ONE GOES OUT ANYMORE.
So, how's it going out there with the unicorns? You've killed a few? Great! Sorry, I might have fallen asleep just for a moment.
We're letting everyone go out again. We station our squads to shield everyone gathering bodies.
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10th Opal - 26th of ObsidianWe're running low on drinks! Why is only one of our stills in use?! Double the production, double the booze!
Nothing is happening anymore. Which is great, actually. Finally we have things going fairly smoothly around here and the monohorns haven't caused trouble now. More mineral mining is ordered.
THEN AN INJURED GIANT TOAD APPEARS and SCARES A FISHER! ..then it passes out. The closest person with an axe shall go and finish it off.
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28th of ObsidianSpring arrives! There were no migrants this winter, but I believe we can expect them to arrive next spring. I guess we could also build more traps around here. There was also something else in my mind, but I can't remember what. Well, whatever. I'm halfway through my overseership. I shall go and get a drink.