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Author Topic: (ISG) Tiny Hero!  (Read 13671 times)

Mooply

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Re: (ISG) Tiny Hero!
« Reply #60 on: February 28, 2016, 06:26:00 pm »
First off, don't cry. Secondly, DON'T CRY. Thirdly, contemplate eating chocolate coin, but resist.
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Re: (ISG) Tiny Hero!
« Reply #61 on: February 28, 2016, 07:15:06 pm »
Quote from: Mooply on February 28, 2016, 06:26:00 pm
First off, don't cry. Secondly, DON'T CRY. Thirdly, contemplate eating chocolate coin, but resist.
We have chocolate? CHOCOLATE SOLVES EVERYTHING.
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Re: (ISG) Tiny Hero!
« Reply #62 on: February 28, 2016, 07:20:02 pm »



You seem to recall a wildlife documentary you watched once when you were young. It involved several cheetahs ripping the flesh from a single hyena. Yeah, that about sums it up.

Is... that the world coated in red, or are they just fashionably disorienting?

Ugh. Anyways...



"Aw Gee, fairy! I'm sorry your parents kicked you out!" The boy sympathized.

But wait... what are those behind him?
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Re: (ISG) Tiny Hero!
« Reply #63 on: February 28, 2016, 07:24:00 pm »
Inform child he's about to get murdered by Kobolds, and should look behind him.

Cast blouse blemish on the lizard loincloths! No one likes toasted nuts!
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Mooply

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Re: (ISG) Tiny Hero!
« Reply #64 on: February 28, 2016, 07:34:03 pm »
Hold your tiny glittery dagger up to the sun to blind one of the monsters!
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Re: (ISG) Tiny Hero!
« Reply #65 on: February 28, 2016, 07:36:15 pm »
Warn him and prepare to use Tackify on him.
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Re: (ISG) Tiny Hero!
« Reply #66 on: February 28, 2016, 07:37:12 pm »
Quote from: Empiricist on February 28, 2016, 07:36:15 pm
Warn him and prepare to use Blemish on their loincloths.
FTFY
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Re: (ISG) Tiny Hero!
« Reply #67 on: February 28, 2016, 07:38:35 pm »
The Blouse Blemish comes after. We need to make them run back to their civilization, crotches on fires, screaming about a terrifying monster.
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Re: (ISG) Tiny Hero!
« Reply #68 on: February 28, 2016, 08:23:56 pm »
We're only helping him so we can take advantage of him for money later right?
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Re: (ISG) Tiny Hero!
« Reply #69 on: February 28, 2016, 08:27:25 pm »
Probably. It's not like we could return home to our parents. They sort of suck. >.>
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Re: (ISG) Tiny Hero!
« Reply #70 on: February 28, 2016, 08:46:39 pm »
"By the way, look behind you."
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Re: (ISG) Tiny Hero!
« Reply #71 on: February 28, 2016, 08:47:34 pm »
Well we're not really in any danger since a kobold couldn't possibly catch us due to our ability to fly. Certainly we wouldn't return to our parents but there are other things we could be doing other than trying to save this apparently useless kid (though, our expectations have been built up that this kid is useless, so I'm somewhat anticipating a subversion where he turns out to be a decent fighter).
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Mooply

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Re: (ISG) Tiny Hero!
« Reply #72 on: February 28, 2016, 09:13:06 pm »
Haven't you ever played an RPG before? The young, useless kid always turns into the hero of legend!

Quote from: GUNINANRUNIN on February 28, 2016, 08:23:56 pm
We're only helping him so we can take advantage of him for money later right?

Heck no, we're doing it due to MORALITY. The thing that's the opposite of being a sociopath.
« Last Edit: February 28, 2016, 09:15:03 pm by Mooply »
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Re: (ISG) Tiny Hero!
« Reply #73 on: February 28, 2016, 09:15:59 pm »
"GRAAAHHH!" The Kobolds closed in behind the adventurer. Their battle screams were horrible and piercing.

"H-Hey!! Look out!" Was all you could manage to choke out before you saw the Kobold jump up in the air, aiming for the kid's backpack.



Without a moment's thought, you tried casting Tackify on the boy. Surely it'd work the second time, right?!



DAMMIT.

You feel like you are unable to cast that spell right now... It may take a bit before you can do that again. (Thank God, you didn't want to see those shoes again for at LEAST 24 hours!)

He's ripping the backpack open!
« Last Edit: February 28, 2016, 09:17:30 pm by Nami-oki »
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Mooply

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Re: (ISG) Tiny Hero!
« Reply #74 on: February 28, 2016, 09:21:56 pm »
Throw your coins as a distraction! Everyone knows that kobolds can't resist shiny coins!
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