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[Nakéen]

((By the way Sarrak, I forgot to mention that you now know where Keeltheen the Kobold is located.))

[Sarrak]

((HAHAHA! Let the world burn to ashes!

...Actually, I simply wanted to loot a small dwarven fortress. And look where this went.))

Song can't bother stopping to check his revolting army. Everything he has in mind is a single small kobold which humiliated him like no one did ever before. It kicked to death all his comrades and even old Usbu!.. Not that Song really cared about his former allies.

Fall on Keeltheen like a Vengeance incarnate. Strike out his very name from the memory of living!

[Sarrak]

-doublepost-

[AbstractTraitorHero]

You ssstand no hope of stopping the combined might of hope I....i can feel the hearts the dreams the hopes the good inside of everyone and everything and I innock shall strike you down and bring hope to everyone I was a snakewoman but I was accepted I died and became an abomination but I was still accepted and now everyone is counting on me and I shall not FAIL!!!!!
SPREAD HOPE TO EVERYONE EVERYSOUL THAT HAS EVER LIVED SHALL RISE UP TO PROTECT THIS WORLD AND THOSE THEY LOVE AND THE EVIL GODS SHALL BE SMITED WITH THE GREAT POWER OF HOPE PURIFIYING THEM AND TRANSFORMING THEM INTO BEINGS OF GOOD!!!
((Innock has had a awesome character arc dying being brought back as an abomination not losing who they are proclaiming themselves a god then actually becoming the god of hope and goodness through the world's need for salvation she's basically dwarvy snake jesus))

[Sarrak]

((... I hope that you fail. Really, your action could destroy the world since this is DF. Good gods in DF... Are horrifying.))

[Nakéen]

((Innock has had a awesome character arc dying being brought back as an abomination not losing who they are proclaiming themselves a god then actually becoming the god of hope and goodness through the world's need for salvation she's basically dwarvy snake jesus))

((Yeah, the albino snakeman saga was crazy but interesting. I also love Ezor crazy antics in the sweet underground, away from the pain of the world.))
((Throwing all these wacky transformations around has given me good ideas for a future RTD.))
((And of course, I sincerely hope you guys are having fun !))

[AbstractTraitorHero]

((She was a good person from the start and really all i hope for and innock hopes for at the very least to give good a strong chance also i want to imagine the disbelieving face of the one who is playing this game))

[Sarrak]

((And of course, I sincerely hope you guys are having fun !))

((I'm having tons of it, actually. Especially when all my plans transform into unholy abominations due to dice rolls and other players. Really, I did NOT expect to be an Archdemon that is currently destoying the known world and is opposed by evil goblins, who are horrified by his cruelty... This can make for a marvelous apocalyptic prophesy.))

[spazyak]

go take a nice nap while catastrophy does his work, all this blood shed realy wears one out.

[Coolrune206]

((I'm having too much fun for my own good.))

[Nakéen]

Players Turn :

Educate my offspring and care for them as best I can. I am a nurturing father... mother? Check that out, I've never bothered to...

If I am attacked, kick the shit out of my foes. Go into a powerful rage if they harm my offspring.

Sex-diceroll : [1] You were a female all along !
[6] Keeltheen care for and educate her offspring, managing to turn them from mentally disabled kobolds to still mentally disabled but useful kobolds. Some of them die from the education overload though. At least 20% of them !

Song can't bother stopping to check his revolting army. Everything he has in mind is a single small kobold which humiliated him like no one did ever before. It kicked to death all his comrades and even old Usbu!.. Not that Song really cared about his former allies.

Fall on Keeltheen like a Vengeance incarnate. Strike out his very name from the memory of living!

[6] "My nemesis. I have found you at last" whisper to himself Song Burnrage. He descends upon Keeltheen's homeland with his most loyal army, and a terrible battle begin !
Not bothering with the weak offspring of Keeltheen, he directly flies off to meet his arch-enemy.

And there they are, facing each others, ready to clash for the last time.

Follow them to the volcano. Pick up even more friends on the way, if I can.

[4] Ezor's new pals were not joking. They quickly reach the volcano, making up for their lost time.
Finally there, Ezor exposes his plan to his fellows. Settle there on this volcano, and maybe more.

"What will our group be named Ezor ?" asks Utur.

SPREAD HOPE TO EVERYONE EVERYSOUL THAT HAS EVER LIVED SHALL RISE UP TO PROTECT THIS WORLD AND THOSE THEY LOVE AND THE EVIL GODS SHALL BE SMITED WITH THE GREAT POWER OF HOPE PURIFIYING THEM AND TRANSFORMING THEM INTO BEINGS OF GOOD!!!

Spread Hope : [3+1] Innock shines brightly as she begins to spread the hope in the whole world. From everywhere around the world, people's heart are filled with the warmth of hope. Filling renewed, brave souls rise and take arm, and uniting to protect the world from evil.
Smite Gods : [3+1] Gathering her power, Innock shot a beam of light toward the Death Gods realm, breaking through the veil separating it from the mortal realm. The attack is so powerful that a direct access to their realm is opened, and they all took severe damages from the empowered beam of light.

go take a nice nap while catastrophy does his work, all this blood shed realy wears one out.

[3] In the meantime, Urist takes a nap. She dreams of slaughter and insanity, which makes her happy.

World Turn :
Keeltheen Child Army VS Loyal Song Army (-1 to KCA) : [2-1] VS [6]
The best soldiers of Song Burnrage are ruthless. Having already conquered and destroyed countless countries, this pathetic army of young kobolds is nothing. The kobold army is getting totally destroyed.

Rebel Goblin Army VS Loyal Song Army : [6] VS [5]
Far from this battle, another battle rages. The Rebel faction is fighting the remaining Loyalist faction at Crystalmenace, the goblin capital. Both sides are evenly matched, but the Rebels manage to get the upper hand, fueled with the power of hope and justice.

Catastrophe Carnage : [4]
In the meantime, Catastrophe of Insanity kills and destroys with ease. There are only 2 more dwarven fortresses standing in the world, and like the others, they will soon come to an end.

Gods of Death : [3]
The Gods of Death call for their personal troops to protect the wide-open gate. An army of five-hundred angelic warriors equipped with divine equipment appear, completed with 5 archangels.

Spoiler: "Alive/animated" Characters Status (click to show/hide)

Keeltheen Underthal, Kobold.
Reinforcements :
-Somehow got super-stronk legz by eating the old ones. Don't question it.
-Became wolverine a kobold with adamantine skin and adamantine-steel bones/nails/teeth.
Loot: a whole fortress treasures. Including adamantine artifacts
Offspring: critically mentally disabled.

Ezor, Forgotten Beast. An enormous snake composed of ruby. Beware its deadly dust !
Fully healed. Lost underground.
Bros :
Galelbora, an eyeless alligator with a gaunt appearance. Beware its fire !
Ukerokol, a blob of water.
Nëb, an humanoid of vomit.
Nekutemen, a platinum spider with a curved horn. Beware its webs !
Utur, the lidless crane. Beware its poisonous vapors !
Tobullikot, the amethyst dimetrodon. Beware its deadly blood !

Song Mugubospu, now Song BurnRage the Intricate Wraith of Killing.
A blood red demon. He is the only one of its kind. A huge skeletal nightwing with goblinoid features. He moves erratically. His face is twisted in unceasing anger. Beware his cursed sword!
Took over its former goblin civilization, the Tarnished Evils. Currently destroying the world with his unholy forces.
Troops : all the forces of the goblin civ, including the former demon !
...but some of them are rebelling in the shadow !
Equipment : a cursed sword, with effects unknown...
Loot : clothes, coins, and "Animal reproductive behavior and Beyond". But does it even matter anymore ?

Urist McChild, Dwarf Child
Insanity incarnate. Slowly filling the fortress with madness. Waiting for Catastrophe.
Angel : Catastrophe of Insanity, Archangel. A great lobster with a unique eye. It has thin wings of stretched skin. Beware its poisonous sting !
=> setting to wipe all dwarven fortresses standing

Innock, Serpentine Goddess of Hope
Struggling against the Gods of Death. Extremely empowered.
Husbando : Necrohusbando

Murder Oak, Vampire Were-Human Necromancer Elephant-Man Merchant
Maddened by the Voice and his own Bloodlust.
Now a super were-elephant/human. Claimed Copperbucket as his lair.
Attacked by own clone. Beating crap of said clone.
Troops : 4 elephant warriors clad in black metal equipment
Equipment : black metal armor and great axe

Tsiru, Human
Couldn't complete its order.

Spoiler: Dead Characters (click to show/hide)

Veril McTreehumpa, filthy Elf. Drowned in a barrel of wine. (spazyak 1st iteration)
Innock McSnakeman, Albino Snakeman. Struck down by flying object while fighting Ezor (AbstractTraitorHero 1st iteration)
Meril Uthgardul, Speardwarf. Got shot. (spazyak 2nd iteration)
Plumper, Plump Helmet Man. Delved too deep into the secrets of the world. (crazyabe 1st iteration)
Song Mugubospu, Goblin. Got devoured by his rage, and was reborn. (Sarrak 1st iteration)

[AbstractTraitorHero]

use my powers to turn back time to right before the angels are summoned freeze said time then kill Evil gods  easily and unfreeze time.

[Sarrak]

"I remember you, KOBOLD. Praise death while you still can!"

Army should watch me eviscerate this creature. Then, we'll feast on rebel ashes.

If, somehow, kobold seems to be stronger - second demon should strike himit in the back.

[Coolrune206]

Kill This Goblin Warlord and with his passing become a Kobold God of Death. Then, strike down the entire goblin army.

What, I can dream.

[crazyabe]

Since I am a Necromancer, I have Everything dead in my Lair get up to serve me, mostly by building a Tower!