Murder OakI Shall Finish the Last one off By Ripping Out his heart, Animating it, and Sticking it Back in!
[5] The might of the were-human is far beyond those of the puny adventurers. Murder Oak rips arms and heads alike, and when only one is left standing, he plunge his hand deep into the man's torso, and rips out his still beating heart.
Then with his necromantic powers, he reanimates it, and plunge the heart back into the corpse.
But instead of a stupid undead, the adventurers revive as powerful thralls ! They still retain their intelligence, but are blindly loyal to their master cause.
Uristfocus my forces on the demons drawing away from loyalist forces for now, give out a madening howl
[3] Led by Urist, the forces of Insanity finish the last demons retreating. They then press their advance, after Urist gave a maddening howl to motivate her army. But in the twisted underground, they don't land a strong blow on the retreating demons.
Keeltheen ((I JUST REALIZED I'M LITERALLY A WAGON. I DIDN'T SEE THAT TURN TWO TURNS AGO. SHIT.))
Keep on rollin' to my destination! In the meantime, try to correct the voice beyond the world that I meant DRAGON, not D'Wagon. If it refuses to make me a dragon, tell it to at least make me a flying wagon. Or able to spit fire. Or something.
[2] Keelthen the D'Wagon keeps rollin' hard, with his all-terrain wooden wheels. He yells to the Voice -surely it will hear him/her/it from where It is- "You goddam' deaf voice ! I said Dragon with an 'r', not Dwagon ! Turn me into a true fire breathing Dragon, or at least give me something more than a stupid Wagon !"
The Voice answers to Keeltheen :"Sorry, no refunds. I can't interfere from where I am I said, but you still conserved your body morphing/reality warping powers."
[4] uh ? Keeltheen suddenly become a flying wagon !
[3] It can't spit fire, but it has some nice headlights. Neat for nocturnal driving ! ((you are a plane ! xD))
Ezor A scout captured in the siege of Deepsong returns, carrying a small scroll.
"We remain neutral."
Identify any heroes who may have risen from our mortal population. Since we've driven the local demons out, grab some adamantine from the spires they emerged from and forge it into weapons and armor, both for the aforementioned heroes (if they're friendly and existent) and ourselves.
[3] Ezor and his fellows reorganize their might in Deepsong. They also make a general announcement to any suitable hero in Deepsong. Some individuals, numbering three present themselves as heroes. They indeed have some potential, but are not fully developed.
[3] The forgotten beasts begins the extraction of the adamantine spires for military uses. But extraction is long, and they only manage to get enough to either make a suit of armor for the heroes, or a suit of armor for one FB.
Song BurnrageThe End Times are approaching! But we shall not lie and succumb to them! We shall fight! We shall kill them. KILL THEM ALL!
Unite my army once again, then search for new recruit. I need to unite all goblins under my banner, with Tarnished Evils becoming the elite core of a great army. Snospu Vilethread should become a devoted tactitian, while I'll lead forces from the front.
[2] United once more, the goblin army rejoices. But losses have been severe, and your war potential has been severely reduced. Trying to recruit some more soldiers, you are saddened to learn that no settlements in the vicinity made it to the Insanity attack. Your forces are the only one left.
Snospu Vilethread is honored by your decision to appoint him War Commander. He swears his loyalty once more : he will bring you victory or die trying.
InnockFix the trap becuase undead are not evil and Fix the crazy angel look quite miffed at necrohusbandos death
Revive All good in the world and rrvive necrohusbando and co have necrohusbando make an army of holy undead reset the world if found.
[4] Innock manages to repair the evil-smiting trap, but the damages have been done. She also manage to fix the Archangel, who stabilizes once more. She grieves at necrohusbando's death.
[5]
+1 because of Deadly Interference Then, Innock decides once more to revive all good people in the world, including necrohusbando. Catalyzing her powers in the body of the Archangel, she manages to finally reach her goal : the world-wide resurrection of the forces of good.
But the interference of the Gods of Death impose a terrible choice upon Innock : sacrificing herself to finalize the spell.
Expanding all of her power, she explodes in a shower of light that comes down raining on the world just before the Gods of Death attack. Everywhere, people who fought evil are resurrected, and necrohusbando begins raising an army of holy undead.
Innock, Serpentine Goddess has sacrificed herselfWorld Turn :Demon Army : [4]
United, the demons stands. Never before the demons have decided to join forces, and now that they do, no one can know what will happen to the world. Under the commandment of a triumvirate of the strongest demons of the Underworld, they reform their forces, and march again toward the surface...
Insanity Armies VS :
-Demons : [3] vs [4] A sudden counterattack from the demons surprise the insanity forces. Moreover, the enemy is organized, unlike before. Insanity begins losing ground.
Gods of Death and their armies :
[5] The Armies of Death marches on Innock location. And the Gods of Death complete their ritual : with an insane surge of power, a gigantic column of divine energy comes down crashing on Innock location.
In the aftermath, the area totally vanished, leaving only a hole breaking through Hell even.
Heroes :
[4] Forming parties, heroes begin to head toward Deepsong, the fabled last standing non evil force of the world.
Resurrected forces of Good :
[1] Despite being resurrected, with the Snake Goddess gone, the forces of Good falls into despair. They have been brought back, but how will they stand against the insane forces of the world ?! Facing this harsh reality, they lose all hope.
Keeltheen Underthal, Wagon.
Wagonized
Ezor, Forgotten Beast. An enormous snake composed of ruby. Beware its deadly dust !
Fully healed. Built an Utopia : Deepsong.
Fending of Hell Forces.
Bros :
Galelbora, an eyeless alligator with a gaunt appearance. Beware its fire !
Ukerokol, a blob of water.
Nëb, an humanoid of vomit.
Nekutemen, a platinum spider with a curved horn. Beware its webs !
Utur, the lidless crane. Beware its poisonous vapors !
Tobullikot, the amethyst dimetrodon. Beware its deadly blood !
Song Mugubospu, now Song BurnRage the Intricate Wraith of Killing.
A blood red demon. He is the only one of its kind. A huge skeletal nightwing with goblinoid features. He moves erratically. His face is twisted in unceasing anger. Beware his cursed sword!
Took over its former goblin civilization, the Tarnished Evils. Currently destroying the world with his unholy forces.
Leading his troops.
Absorbed back the power of the sword.
Troops : all the forces of the goblin civ, including the former demon !
...but some of them are rebelling in the shadow !
Equipment : a dying cursed sword
Loot : clothes, coins, and "Animal reproductive behavior and Beyond". But does it even matter anymore ?
Urist McChild, Dwarf Child
Insanity incarnate. Dirty with brain tissue.
Leading Forces of Insanity.
Angel : Catastrophe of Insanity, Archangel. A great lobster with a unique eye. It has thin wings of stretched skin. Beware its poisonous sting !
=> wiped out all dwarven fortresses of the world, bringing back adamantine to its master
Equipment : Set of Adamantine maddening armor and sword
Innock, Serpentine Goddess of Hope
Struggling against the Gods of Death.
Sacrificed
Husbando : Revived Necrohusbando
Troops : Purified Archangel of Hope (dead)
Murder Oak, Vampire Were-Human Necromancer Elephant-Man Merchant
Now a super were-human. Tower completed, kicking adventurers asses.
Troops :
4 elephant warriors clad in black metal equipment
7 undead corpses of various origins
4 thralls of great power
Equipment : black metal armor and great axe
Veril McTreehumpa, filthy Elf. Drowned in a barrel of wine. (spazyak 1st iteration)
Innock McSnakeman, Albino Snakeman. Struck down by flying object while fighting Ezor (AbstractTraitorHero 1st iteration)
Meril Uthgardul, Speardwarf. Got shot. (spazyak 2nd iteration)
Plumper, Plump Helmet Man. Delved too deep into the secrets of the world. (crazyabe 1st iteration)
Song Mugubospu, Goblin. Got devoured by his rage, and was reborn. (Sarrak 1st iteration)
Keeltheen Underthal, Kobold. Ate his heart. (Coolrune206 1st iteration)
Tsiru, Human. Head asploded, killed by Urist. Then got soul atom-smashed. (Dustan Hache 1st iteration)
Urist McSalsa, Cook (Salsacookies 1st Iteration)
Murder Oak, Vampire Were-Human Necromancer Elephant-Man Merchant (crazyabe 1st iteration)