You seem to fall asleep in a quick manner and start dreaming immediately.
You walk amongst the ghostly images of what seems to be a viking ship wreck. Planks and ropes are scattered about the ship, and a skeleton is tied to the broken mast.You wonder about the owners. What might have caused the ship to sink.
Suddenly a hugely bearded being emerges from the water. It is Odin.
"I have no clue about you being a viking, but you appear to fashion yourself with cliched thoughts about me, so therefore I will lend you my ear and my tongue, because your existance amuses me.
You are a fetish, a magical item infused with spirit and thought. You came to be due to the greatly empathic nbeing of your great grandmother, and due to the ancestry, your owner shares her DNA and can activate you. Survival is important, so do not overextend. Creating and maintaining such a minion requires lots of Faith, and since you only control a little girl it might be difficult to obtain quality faith for a while. If you manage to spend more time with her, you should fend off better in the future for now. From practice and devotion you shall learn new abilities. The nature of your object, and the nature of your first thought, as well as your desires shape this.
Now, ask me any good question you want?"