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[Aslandus]

<<Don't worry, no one's dying yet. You've got to do something a lot more stupid than throw scalpels at each other and hit each other with plastic swords.>>

((Like... I don't know... bear cavalry?))

((Careful, don't spoil our endgame plans yet))

[chaotic skies]

<<Vlad's sword is plastic, good luck >>

<<I would go for bear cavalry. I would make bears appear for bear cavalry. That sounds hilarious.>>

[Coolrune206]

((Nataria's fragile sanity would probably collapse around the bear-training stage. Any bear riding and she will legitimately parade around, firing off her pistol at random, and cackling about Queen Sankis.))

[AzyWng]

((I'd hate to BEAR the burden of having to deal with actual bear training. That sounds like a good way to experience unBEARable pain because you can't bring your weapons to BEAR when you're trying to tame the creature and BEARly not dying.))

[crazyabe]

<<Vlad's sword is plastic, good luck >>

((I Doubt it matters, I AM the Guy that Punched down a Tree, and Humans arn't quite as hard as wood...))

[Coolrune206]

<<Vlad's sword is plastic, good luck >>

((I Doubt it matters, I AM the Guy that Punched down a Tree, and Humans arn't quite as hard as wood...))

((Pssht. Nataria's tough as nails, and punching nails is a good way to injure the hand.))

[chaotic skies]

((I'd hate to BEAR the burden of having to deal with actual bear training. That sounds like a good way to experience unBEARable pain because you can't bring your weapons to BEAR when you're trying to tame the creature and BEARly not dying.))

<<Sigged>>

[crazyabe]

((I Doubt it matters, I AM the Guy that Punched down a Tree, and Humans arn't quite as hard as wood...))

((Pssht. Nataria's tough as nails, and punching nails is a good way to injure the hand.))

((If she Fights me then She'd best Hope I'm 'Hammered' on Vlad's Rum already then, Otherwise She will be hammered Out of Life...))

[AzyWng]

((I Doubt it matters, I AM the Guy that Punched down a Tree, and Humans arn't quite as hard as wood...))

((Pssht. Nataria's tough as nails, and punching nails is a good way to injure the hand.))

((If she Fights me then She'd best Hope I'm 'Hammered' on Vlad's Rum already then, Otherwise She will be hammered Out of Life...))

((I guess you could say you NAILED it with that pun! Or that you HAMMMERED the nail right on the head with that one!))

[chaotic skies]

The GM leaves the room, telling you they'll come back when they're HAMMERED

[Aslandus]

((I Doubt it matters, I AM the Guy that Punched down a Tree, and Humans arn't quite as hard as wood...))

((Pssht. Nataria's tough as nails, and punching nails is a good way to injure the hand.))

((If she Fights me then She'd best Hope I'm 'Hammered' on Vlad's Rum already then, Otherwise She will be hammered Out of Life...))

((I guess you could say you NAILED it with that pun! Or that you HAMMMERED the nail right on the head with that one!))

((When it comes to driving in the point, you've nailed it... I think we're running out of puns for hammer and nail...))

The GM leaves the room, telling you they'll come back when they're HAMMERED

Aslandus prepares to recycle puns like they were dank memes...

[AzyWng]

Everyone stop! Cause it's hammer time!

[chaotic skies]

Here's an updoot, forgot we had actions from everyone.
Nataria goes to yell at Vlad about the rather obvious lack of filament, but Coleman steps in and the argument escalates rather quickly. Vlad draws his sword, which is obviously plastic and dull. Nataria, on the other hand, grabs the majority of the medkit's knives, and then continues to show off by fanning them out and trying to balance one like a throwing knife.

While Nataria and the Captain are arguing, Jojo drags his tree over to the ship and Alfred hides in the ship.

In the distance there is a loud booming sound, and a large amount of smoke on the other side of the forest. No one has yet noticed, as they're preoccupied, but whatever it is, it's getting closer.

[Coolrune206]

Nataria throws one knife inbetween Coleman and Vlad, to prove her point.

"Back away Coleman, I'm trying to mutiny here! This bastard needs to DIE!"

She then remembers she has a gun, quickly tosses all the blades she is holding at Vlad as a diversion, and draws it.

[Aslandus]

Vlad knocks the knife aside, drawing his gun with his other hand on instinct due to seeing Nataria reaching for her holster

Yargh! Have ye no honor? Disloyal sailors sleep in Davy Jones' locker!

Shoot the hand reaching for the gun

((Any luck the laser will instantly cauterize the wound and she'll still have one good hand. Less luck and we may be down a crew member, or a captain.))