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Author Topic: ROLL TO ESCAPE THE CITY: YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE TAKEN THE LEAD!!!111!!!  (Read 1337 times)

Elephant Parade

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ROLL TO ESCAPE THE CITY: YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE TAKEN THE LEAD!!!111!!!
« on: January 29, 2016, 12:22:39 am »
WOO

(AW YEAH)

ROLLIN' AROUND AT THE SPEED OF SOUND

YOU GOT PLACES TO GO

YOU GOTTA FOLLOW YOUR RAINBOW

HOW DO YOU ESCAPE THE CITY
« Last Edit: January 29, 2016, 11:23:17 pm by Elephant Parade »
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Re: ROLL TO ESCAPE THE CITY
« Reply #1 on: January 29, 2016, 12:26:38 am »
POTATO JETPACK.

I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IS HAPPENING.

POTATO JETPACK ANYWAY.  AND BLAST RESISTANCE ARMOR.
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Quote from: Hanslanda on April 12, 2017, 09:32:01 pm
It has been determined that Trump is an average unladen swallow travelling northbound at his maximum sustainable speed of -3 Obama-cubits per second in the middle of a class 3 hurricane.

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Re: ROLL TO ESCAPE THE CITY
« Reply #2 on: January 29, 2016, 09:27:57 am »
Find GM and force him to update Crumbling Dungeon at gunpoint.
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Re: ROLL TO ESCAPE THE CITY
« Reply #3 on: January 29, 2016, 09:20:52 pm »
Quote from: TheBiggerFish on January 29, 2016, 12:26:38 am
POTATO JETPACK.

I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IS HAPPENING.

POTATO JETPACK ANYWAY.  AND BLAST RESISTANCE ARMOR.
[6]YOU LOSE TOO MUCH TIME BUILDING YOUR POTATO JETPACK

THE CITY DEVOURS YOU

AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

TBF DIDN'T LEARN LIVE AND LEARN

Quote from: darkpaladin109 on January 29, 2016, 09:27:57 am
Find GM and force him to update Crumbling Dungeon at gunpoint.
[1]GM HASTILY SHOVES UNFINISHED UPDATE AT YOU ALONG WITH LAZY EXCUSES

"I HAD FINALS!"

DISTRACTED, YOU MISHANDLE THE GUN AND SHOOT YOURSELF IN THE FOOT

YOUR CRIPPLED FOOT LEAVES YOU EASY PREY FOR THE CITY

DP DIDN'T FOLLOW THE RIGHT LEAD


ITS WOULD-BE ESCAPEES GONE, THE CITY SETTLES INTO COMPLACENCY.

(THE CITY DOES NOT ACT THIS TURN)
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Re: ROLL TO ESCAPE THE CITY
« Reply #4 on: January 29, 2016, 09:23:12 pm »
RESPAWN.
USE POTATO JETPACK TO ESCAPE.
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It has been determined that Trump is an average unladen swallow travelling northbound at his maximum sustainable speed of -3 Obama-cubits per second in the middle of a class 3 hurricane.

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Re: ROLL TO ESCAPE THE CITY
« Reply #5 on: January 29, 2016, 09:47:50 pm »
TAKE HIS LEAD; HE'LL SET ME FREE
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Re: ROLL TO ESCAPE THE CITY
« Reply #6 on: January 29, 2016, 11:08:44 pm »
Attempt to control the city from the inside, without being detected. If detected, bomb everything until it's a big glass parking lot.

Continue being only serious person in city.
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Re: ROLL TO ESCAPE THE CITY: YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE TAKEN THE LEAD!!!111!!!
« Reply #7 on: January 29, 2016, 11:23:08 pm »
Quote from: TheBiggerFish on January 29, 2016, 09:23:12 pm
RESPAWN.
USE POTATO JETPACK TO ESCAPE.
[3]YOU GET HALFWAY THROUGH RESPAWNING BEFORE REALIZING THAT YOU AREN'T ACTUALLY DEAD

(YOU'RE IN THE SECRET UNDERGROUND JAIL)

Quote from: The Moonlit Shadow on January 29, 2016, 09:35:03 pm
Suffocate the city with a bath of mashed potatoes.
[4]SUCCESS???

I MEAN, BUILDINGS CAN'T SUFFOCATE (AND NEITHER CAN ROBOTS), BUT THE CITY IS COVERED IN POTATO

(YOU ARE SURVEYING THE FLOOD FROM A TALL BUILDING)

Quote from: Sentient Bowtie on January 29, 2016, 09:47:50 pm
TAKE HIS LEAD; HE'LL SET ME FREE
[6]HE SETS YOU FREE OF FREEDOM BY LEADING YOU TO THE JAIL

WHAT A JERK

SB REALLY DIDN'T FOLLOW THE RIGHT LEAD

Quote from: chaotic skies on January 29, 2016, 11:08:44 pm
Attempt to control the city from the inside, without being detected. If detected, bomb everything until it's a big glass parking lot.

Continue being only serious person in city.
[3]YOU REWIRE A STOPLIGHT TO PROCLAIM "CHAOTIC SKIES IS THE BEST" IN MORSE CODE

YOU FEEL VERY PROUD OF YOURSELF


[6]THE CITY SENDS OUT A LARGE ROBOT FORCE TO TAKE OUT POTATOMAN, BUT IT JUST GETS BURIED UNDER POTATO

WHAT A WASTE


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Re: ROLL TO ESCAPE THE CITY: YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE TAKEN THE LEAD!!!111!!!
« Reply #8 on: January 29, 2016, 11:25:24 pm »
RETURN TO ME, SET ME FREE; I TRUST YOU SO I CAN ESCAPE FROM THIS CITY
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Re: ROLL TO ESCAPE THE CITY: YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE TAKEN THE LEAD!!!111!!!
« Reply #9 on: January 29, 2016, 11:30:22 pm »
BEGIN COLLECTING ALL THE THINGS. IF CAUGHT, FIRE GUN IN FACE OF ANYTHING WITH A FACE NEARBY.
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Re: ROLL TO ESCAPE THE CITY: YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE TAKEN THE LEAD!!!111!!!
« Reply #10 on: January 29, 2016, 11:33:13 pm »
Deal Cocaine at elementary schools to gather cash to pay for a car to drive out of the city.
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Re: ROLL TO ESCAPE THE CITY: YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE TAKEN THE LEAD!!!111!!!
« Reply #11 on: January 30, 2016, 06:23:53 am »
Make potato-powered laser.
Laser out of jail.
Use potato jetpack to escape.
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Quote from: Hanslanda on April 12, 2017, 09:32:01 pm
It has been determined that Trump is an average unladen swallow travelling northbound at his maximum sustainable speed of -3 Obama-cubits per second in the middle of a class 3 hurricane.

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Re: ROLL TO ESCAPE THE CITY: YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE TAKEN THE LEAD!!!111!!!
« Reply #12 on: January 30, 2016, 07:53:31 am »
Go to school.
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Re: ROLL TO ESCAPE THE CITY: YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE TAKEN THE LEAD!!!111!!!
« Reply #13 on: January 31, 2016, 06:55:39 pm »
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Re: ROLL TO ESCAPE THE CITY: YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE TAKEN THE LEAD!!!111!!!
« Reply #14 on: January 31, 2016, 07:08:19 pm »
BEGIN EATING THE MASHED POTATO
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