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[Vector]

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[hops]

Sign idea: "Please do not fuck in our shop. Thank you."

[Helgoland]

Obviously the best course of action is to very politely offer them a condom.'Compliments of the house!'

[hops]

Only if they are tea-flavored.

[Helgoland]

Apparently you can get 'green tea flavor condom produced by condom plant' via Alibaba. Or 'green tea flavor condom with spikes made in China'.

I'd say go for the latter one.

[Orange Wizard]

... spikes?

[Graknorke]

Only if they are tea-flavored.

Looked it up, they don't exist

ninjad: Okay, green tea does, but not proper breakfast tea.

[Yoink]

I sense an opening in the market, just waiting to be filled... who wants to go into business with me?

[hops]

I sense an opening in the market, just waiting to be filled... who wants to go into business with me?

- Quote from Whore of Wall Street

[Arcvasti]

I hate sending e-mails. Or calling people. Or starting conversations with people. And yet this is still something I have to do sometimes. bleehhhhhh

[Shook]

Note to self: Stay away from broccoli, cabbage and other similarly gassy foods as much as possible.

>:I

I'm starting to see a pattern where i eat that kind of food one day, and then at some point during the next, my bowels go like "YOU HAVE MADE A MISTAKE" and go into cranky mode. Well, either that, or subconscious stress about dwindling money reserves and a lack of income is starting to get to me. :v

[Arx]

But how can you live without delicious mustard derivatives?

[Egan_BW]

Sign idea: "Please do not thank in our shop. Fuck you."

FIFY

For some reason I think this is funny. Ignore me.

[Yoink]

Shitnozzles, I stayed up late playing Broforce with a friend (finally!) and forgot to go to sleep.
Now it's 2:46 AM and I'm not feeling sleepy, even though I really should be after having so little sleep lately.
Maybe the coffee I just drank is actually affecting me for a change... I've been drinking nowhere near as much of the stuff as I usually would over the past month, so perhaps my caffeine tolerance has worn off somewhat. Who knows. I just downloaded the latest DF version, so I probably won't bother sleeping.

Sign idea: "Please do not thank in our shop. Fuck you."

FIFY

For some reason I think this is funny. Ignore me.

I think it's kinda funny, too. Kinda. A little bit.

[itisnotlogical]

My laptop has its first cosmetic damage, a miniscule piece of plastic chipped off of the side near the CD tray.