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[hops]

It's time to pick up the pen.

[Yoink]

...And insert it somewhere untoward?

[Orange Wizard]

I tried writing erotica once. I don't think I'm very good at it. My writing style isn't really appropriate, unless you get turned on by snarky and slightly surreal porn.

Who am I kidding, there's bound to be a market for that.

[Graknorke]

I'd probably read it. Not that I'd care much for the erotica. I just like snarky writing regardless of application.

[TheBiggerFish]

*shrug?*
Might read it.  Heck, it's probably better than fully half the stuff for being decently proofread.  I'm assuming you've proofread it.

[Orange Wizard]

I'm assuming you've proofread it.

Don't worry, I'm really anal about that. Sometimes I proofread my shitposts.

[Yoink]

Man, just now I failed to muster up the enthusiasm to make a really bad pun, oozing with crude humour and childishness.
That can't be a good sign.

[TheBiggerFish]

I proofread everything.  Even the stuff that is intentionally misspelled, to make sure I misspelled it right...

@Yoink:This is a pune, or a play on words.  It menaces with spikes of sarcasm.  It menaces with spikes of unexisting.

[itisnotlogical]

Alright I'm gonna soapbox a bit because I never get to talk about this, but I LOVE writing erotica

It's just so fun to write. It is ultimate wish-fulfillment. And I mean, you don't have to write a good story with gripping characters and a perfect three-act structure, you just have to write something that somebody could reasonably get off to. It's literally all of the most fun things that I used to love about writing, before I actually had any taste or instruction. And you can include whatever you want, mang; as long as you can describe it, it's in your story. It's not like drawn or 3DCG erotica where you have to actually create something and have a bare minimum of talent.

And that's about all I can say before I feel like I'm getting into TMI territory.

[TheBiggerFish]

Yyyyup.  Right, moving on from that.

It is 11:30.

I wake up at 5:30.

This is normal during the week.

Bleh.

[Arcvasti]

Ah, spooky. I was honestly about to post a "Things that inconvenienced you today" thread for vaguely similar reasons. _{also the sad thread makes me really sad its a vicious cycle}


I'm currently sick. More then usual, at least. I really hate how my sore throat makes me thirsty and drinking water[No matter how much] doesn't seem to help.

[TheBiggerFish]

Arcvasti, poooost the threeeeaaaaaddddd.

[Tawa]

Guys, we don't need a glut of attempted megathreads. This will do fine for "inconvenience".

[Orange Wizard]

Seriously we have so many "things that made you X today" that nobody posts in, making more is basically a waste of time and server resources

[TheBiggerFish]

@OW:Eh?