This is a elf leather-bound journal. All craftsmanship is of poor quality. It menaces with spikes of elf bone, blotches of dried blood and vomit, and chicken scratch handwriting. The words "Z's jurnl" are poorly engraved on the cover. It concerns the events starting before and during 'Zee' Kissmenaced's migration to Thunderdoom. Overall, as a source of information this journal is mediocre at best.
Date covered with dried blood.
So...you would not guess what 'appened t'day.
Damn warlord and 'is bodyguard Ulspa came in, smellin' of beak dog vomit - I's serious, 'e smelled awful - damn ponce can afford to dress like a flaming peacock but can't even properly wash 'is fat arse? 'e tells me dat I's evicted and 'ave to move to Thunderdoom, some camp dey set up to get at da dorfs. Me? I cut up de elfs an' other animals so dese halfwits here can eat sumfin' dat doesn't taste like rubbish! How can dey throw me out like dis?! Tis' utter bollocks!
Woulda carved 'is face open with me cleaver and turned 'im into biscuits, were it not for Ulspa - poor sod, 'e used to be me best mate, den 'e got drafted with sum' other lads to a scouting group. Dey's got captured by da dorfs. 'is mates were killed, but de dorfs kept Ulspa alive 'n played "hit-the-gobbo" with 'im. Fella's dome ain't workin' right after 'at experience, n' 'e won't e'er be 'avin kids too, not dat any lass would want 'im in this state. 'e just stood there starin' at de ceiling, droolin' over me elf leather carpet! Damn warlord must 'ave brought 'im on purpose, 'e was jealous 'e could not make such a masterwork!
Ah hell, atleast from what I's heard the lads at Thunderdoom ain't so bad, dey killed a elf-elk, dat's worth sumfin. Dat an' de brats ain't comin' with me. Hope dat poor schmuck Aslot 'as fun babysitting, cause 'e ain't coming either! Hahahahaha!
Date illegible.
So, we's got a new boss today, 'appens every year, apparently. Darx or whatever 'is name is. Here's to 'oping de sod doesn't attract the dorfs attention 'ere we get a proper warband goin'.
Dey gelded the troll, Shofet - dat oaf screamed so loud, it got me to finkin' about 'ow the dorfs 'aven't realized we's here yet.
But wat's really weird is wat went on after dey put dat lout in 'is cage. I's nearly vomited all over Bosa and Darx when I saw Shofet's privates regrow after 'e was done being an elk monster! Dat was more 'orrible dan' when I gave birth to five brats!
Damn, now I need a drink.
Ngebzo showed up t'day. Fella's mad dat 'e's dead and can't kill dorfs anymore.
Damn whiner, wish 'e'd just stay dead - we's got work ta do, dammit, can't be worried about sum ponce who din't 'ave 'is stupid name proply engraved on a worthless rock!
Dem lads captured a giant cave spider! Dese beasts like eatin' dorf meat almost as much as I do!
Dis Darx fellow ain't so bad, seems 'e's actually competent enough to get folks to capture one of dese buggers. Fings will be exciting after de dorfs show up to fight.
OOC: Sorry if I can't speak gobbo well, still gotta learn that.
In any case, what's the reason for the creature n/a glitch? I saw it in a few other succession forts as well, I don't remember if any explanation was given for it.
Also, I decided to check the raws for the save, and will dwarfs actually attack? I noticed that while they have the [SIEGER] token, they don't have the progress trigger tokens which AFAIK are neccessary for them to even attempt sieges.
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