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Loud Whispers

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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #8850 on: October 10, 2018, 06:45:05 pm »

JUST MURDER MY COUNTRY UP FAM
is this the thread where we get to watch society collapse in real time?

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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #8851 on: October 10, 2018, 07:05:47 pm »

Can she do it?!?!?!

Yes she.... May.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #8852 on: October 10, 2018, 08:43:13 pm »

JUST MURDER MY COUNTRY UP FAM
is this the thread where we get to watch society collapse in real time?

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Britain+Brexit=Broken

Own it. Bask in it. This is shining future you asked for.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #8853 on: October 11, 2018, 12:21:08 am »

Britain+Brexit=Broken

Own it. Bask in it. This is shining future you asked for.
I'm pretty certain I was never asked for anything about no 70 year old dancing Queens sinking lofty Albion

Also if Britain + Brexit = Broken, then it should stand to reason that making everything 2Broken will give me 2Britain and 2Brexit

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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #8854 on: October 11, 2018, 12:27:34 am »

If you Brexit twice, won't you just end up back in the EU?
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #8855 on: October 11, 2018, 12:35:45 am »

If you Brexit twice, won't you just end up back in the EU?
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #8856 on: October 11, 2018, 12:38:40 am »

If you Brexit twice, won't you just end up back in the EU?
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #8857 on: October 11, 2018, 02:02:49 am »

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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #8858 on: October 11, 2018, 08:03:12 am »


Edit:
I suppose I should also note in a more serious tone that the Supreme Court's ruling does have some implications concerning what businesses are required to do when conscience contests equality.

I expect that corporations will refuse things on moral grounds, no matter how obtuse or curious the reasoning, and then change positons when suitable to deny other things.  After all, opinions change, eh?


Also if Britain + Brexit = Broken, then it should stand to reason that making everything 2Broken will give me 2Britain and 2Brexit

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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #8859 on: October 11, 2018, 09:22:47 am »

Brexit 2: The Breckoning, starring Nicholas Cage as Theresa May

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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #8860 on: October 11, 2018, 09:48:28 am »

Brexit 2: The Breckoning, starring Nicholas Cage as Theresa May
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #8861 on: October 11, 2018, 02:00:21 pm »

So, Norway is currently involved in a large-scale military exercise, and the US decided to send one of their aircraft carriers along for the fun.

The Nimitz-class "Harry S. Truman" is one third of a kilometer in length and can house more aircraft than the entire air force of Norway.


And yet we have nationalist parties who are convinced that Norway can just tell everyone to fuck off and build a viking castle full of oil while flipping the bird at the rest of the world...

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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #8862 on: October 11, 2018, 02:05:08 pm »

You might have a hard time fitting those 4 C-130s onboard. But otherwise.....umm, yeah.

Another fun fact: The Nimitz' crew is about double the personnel in the Royal Norwegian Air Force.

Big ship is big.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #8863 on: October 11, 2018, 02:13:20 pm »

And yet we have nationalist parties who are convinced that Norway can just tell everyone to fuck off and build a viking castle full of oil while flipping the bird at the rest of the world...
I want to live in a world where the Norwegian nationalists commandeer the carrier and build a Viking castle full of oil on its deck.
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Re: The friendly and polite EU-related terrible jokes thread
« Reply #8864 on: October 11, 2018, 02:23:14 pm »

Then Norway could make an aircraft carrier that looks like a Viking castle and fill it with oil. :) Well, jet fuel anyways, most aircraft carriers these days are nuclear powered.
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