>Query:Where should this unit direct inquiries into damages incurred from this deployment?
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Direct inquiries to the Lower Dobbiton Innkeepers' Guild."Oh, they're delightful. There's a tiny drunken pixie with a violent streak, a haunted floating eye, a cat, a friendly bug person, and also some guy. Oh, and me. We can go take a look at what they've been up to, as I fear a mere verbal description does not really do them justice. Truth be told, anything could have happened to them by now. We appeared in the basement of some inn, I think. Maybe that conspicuously absent fellow's inn. Couldn't have gotten into that much trouble, really - I do have a penchant for exaggeration when I'm frustrated. They're more confused than outright malicious, you see."
Kindly offer to take these fellows to the place we manifested.
"I'll go fetch the Watch." And with that, the skinny fellow is gone. Looks like you get to escort the coppers to meet with your team. A fine day indeed. You haven't long to ponder that before a woman in a blue robe, covered in icons representing eyes, ears, antennae, mouths, and other more obscure sensory appendages appears. Frank wastes no breath on introductions. Instead, he begins rattling off a series of instructions at the woman. She looks at him coldly as he rattles on, before interrupting as he begins repeating himself for the fourth time. "is this how you acted toward Williby? We're not your servants, fool. You would do well to remember that. Fee up front. Double." Frank roars and sputters at that one. The dwarf laughs. "Come on, lad, you wanna stay here while these two have it out, or you wanna come meet the Watch?" The Dwarf Ponderously makes his way to his feet, with some assistance from the lady in the robe.
Cho-Ja
Head back into the inn and grab more beer, and that dead guys leg to chew on.
Then go watch the feegle get murdered a bit more.
Your way to the dead guy is blocked by a thick, organic substance that smells like home. the beer you can get. Simmie would be just so envious. You hear a resounding thump, and the crowd roars. looks like you missed the good part.
BBTBMSM Simmie
If I still can, go at the dwarf , climb up his back and try again what I described on the last post. He's coming down no matter what (or at least one of the two will).
Still struggling forward, using chin, one leg, and all the grit, Simmie only sees the darkness descending a moment before impact. And then Simmie sees nothing at all. ((He is dead))
'Stupid Pictsie." The dwarf grumbles, staring at your little corpse, before turning to haul the alcohol back inside. he pauses suddenly, grabs the half empty bottle you had, rolls you on your back, and pours a bit into your mouth, a bit onto the ground, and the rest over your body, before chucking the empty into the crowd, not even looking where it flies. "Stupid Pictsie." He mutters again.
Dar'yajira, ugliest cat
See if I can magically enhance myself to look like a pretty kitty. Try not to be seen by the giant bug, though.
No sparkles, but you get your fur in reasonable shape. You are presentable now. Still, no one cares.
Continue to watch while regaining strength. Maintain bored expression as feegle gets shit kicked out of it.
he gets stomped pretty hard. You hear things break and see blood. he doesn't move. You feel a bit more in control.