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[werty892]

So a horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "My wife just died from cancer."

HA
JOKES GUYS

[TheBiggerFish]

THAT'S IT!  I'M CALLING THE FUNNY POLICE!


*and werty892 was never heard from again until he thought of something that wasn't terrible*

[Kot]

You're terrible and you don't belong in this thread. Go away.

[My Name is Immaterial]

Ayy lmao, telling the thread creator that he doesn't belong in his own thread, that's a good one. You can stay.

[TheBiggerFish]

You're terrible and you don't belong in this thread. Go away.

I deem this actually funny and applaud.

[Sheb]

So the president of France get a call.

"Hey, it's Bob from Luxemburg. Me and my fives pals decided to invade if you don't give us Alsace."
"What? We are le France. We have 300000 men under arms, you can't invade!"
"Wait, I need to talk with my pals, I'll be back."

Five minutes later, Hollande's phone rings again.
"Ok, John and his brother joined us, that makes eight of us, and we fitted a shotgun to John's BMW so we have armor. Are you surrendering or what?"
"What? We are le France, we have a thousand tanks, and since our last call I called in the reserve and I now have 600000 men under arms!"
"Oh, I need to talk to my pals, I'll be back"

...

"Ok, my brother-in-law joined us. He got a small plane, and we fitted two hunting rifles to it, so we have an air force. Surrender or we'll attack!"
"What? We are le France! We have 500 helicopters and a thousand jets! I've restarted the draft, and I've got 1200000 mens under arms!"
"Oh, wait, I need to talk to my pals, I'll be back".

...

"Well, we decided to call the invasion off."
"Good to see you get some sense!"
"There is no way we can feed that many POW."

[origamiscienceguy]

Why doesn't Hungary take Turkey?

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Too much Greece

[Helgoland]

The Keystone Kops? Man, those are useful for altar-camping and mass-sacrifice - I'll have to see whether I can break into the local church before they reach me.

[Sheb]

I get the DFHack reference, but who are you responding to?

[Helgoland]

Fuck, I thought this was still the first page:

Don't make me call the funny police.

[Orange Wizard]

quality thread

[Kot]

Quality posters.

[TheBiggerFish]

Fuck, I thought this was still the first page:

Don't make me call the funny police.

Well, I didn't get it either...

[TheDarkStar]

Quality posters.

Quality posts.

[Egan_BW]

Quality posters.

Quality posts.

quality forum