"Oh shit."
Ioannes wastes half a minute staring at the gently rotating corpse hanging from the rafters before getting his wits together. Crushed as it is by terror, the greedy heart of opportunity still beats. He closes the office doors, shakily pours himself a heavy goblet of wine from the Logothete's decanter and drains it. Then another. Then half a third. He grimaces.
By God, what on earth was he drinking? Posca? My ass drinks better than this, and he's dead!
Nevertheless, the shaking in his hands dies down. He gathers the papers quickly on the desk, pulls up the Logothete's chair and assumes a position with the dead man above and behind him, in order to get the horrifying visage out of sight until a slave arrives to clear it. He begins taking quick stock of the situation of the Stratiotikou until the door opens.
Sidonius, were he to open the door now, would be greeted by the sight of a grossly obese man sat on a creaking chair before a desk of neatly organised papers, a slightly less corpulent and black-faced man hanging from the rafters behind him.
Running on sheer nerve, Ioannes looks up with the calmest expression the two and a half cups of wine can afford him, trying to keep the tremor out of his voice.
"Good afternoon. Do excuse the mess, recent change of position. Basileos' disfavour and all that. How can I help you today?"