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Author Topic: The Jedi Heresy (SG) (Ressurected)  (Read 58022 times)

Amperzand

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Re: The Jedi Heresy (SG) (Latest Update: 4/8/16)
« Reply #495 on: April 24, 2016, 04:50:45 pm »

Nurgle is the boundless love of life. No mere BLAM! could bring about life's epiphany to the righteous without Papa Nurgle's benevolent will.
Gather your most furious guardsmen and issue a challenge to the invaders' leader. Strike them down in the Emperor's name and call upon their followers to join you in brining decay to The Empereror's enemies. Praise Nurgle!

Sounds like some heresy to me.
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Re: The Jedi Heresy (SG) (Latest Update: 4/8/16)
« Reply #496 on: April 24, 2016, 04:52:30 pm »

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Re: The Jedi Heresy (SG) (Latest Update: 4/8/16)
« Reply #497 on: April 24, 2016, 05:02:32 pm »

Do not !!BLAM!! yourself
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Re: The Jedi Heresy (SG) (Latest Update: 4/8/16)
« Reply #498 on: April 24, 2016, 05:03:56 pm »

We have not yet committed heresy so that is not yet necessary. We must, however, increase our self discipline to avoid it.
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Re: The Jedi Heresy (SG) (Latest Update: 4/8/16)
« Reply #499 on: April 24, 2016, 07:46:41 pm »

Plainly we are being influenced by The Great Enemy. Further effort must be made to resist it.
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Heiterverzweiflung. Not a legit German word so much as something a friend and I made up in German class once. "Carefree despair". When life is so fucked that you can't stop laughing.
http://www.collinsdictionary.com

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Re: The Jedi Heresy (SG) (Latest Update: 4/8/16)
« Reply #500 on: April 24, 2016, 07:49:45 pm »

BEGONE HERETICAL THOUGHTS
Seriously, guys, what the spork are you all thinking???
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Re: The Jedi Heresy (SG) (Latest Update: 4/8/16)
« Reply #501 on: April 24, 2016, 07:50:02 pm »

Take a moment out of your busy day to PRAISE THE EMPEROR.
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Re: The Jedi Heresy (SG) (Latest Update: 4/8/16)
« Reply #502 on: April 24, 2016, 07:51:23 pm »

By power-swording hostiles in the face, assuming there are hostiles.
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Re: The Jedi Heresy (SG) (Latest Update: 4/8/16)
« Reply #503 on: May 15, 2016, 11:01:26 pm »

Nurgle is the boundless love of life. No mere BLAM! could bring about life's epiphany to the righteous without Papa Nurgle's benevolent will.
Gather your most furious guardsmen and issue a challenge to the invaders' leader. Strike them down in the Emperor's name and call upon their followers to join you in brining decay to The Empereror's enemies. Praise Nurgle!

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Re: The Jedi Heresy (SG) (Latest Update: 4/8/16)
« Reply #504 on: May 15, 2016, 11:07:10 pm »

Hey?
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Re: The Jedi Heresy (SG) (Latest Update: 4/8/16)
« Reply #505 on: May 16, 2016, 12:29:04 am »

Just before you initialize the charge, you have a thought that it would have been more impressive if you would have had a more formal name to shout before charge.  You'll have to inquire about it.  For now, you have heretics to kill.  You initialize your Power Sword and shout as you begin your charge, "soldiers of the Empire!  Charge forth and destroy these heretics!  For the Emperor!"

The clones shout a battle cry of assent as they charge in after you.  Something about the battlecry seems to stagger the Heretics, likely in fear.  It seems to have amazed your fellow Imperials.  You note they seem to have a new resolve.

The Heretics manage to recover before your charge fully reaches them, and they begin to fire upon your forces.  Many clones are downed before you reach them, but the Mandalorians also take losses from the fire your charging troops are sending into them.  Bobbie Fett aims towards you, but you reach in range that you think you could perform the action, and decide to pull a flying leap.  The bolt he fired narrowly misses, hitting a clone that was near you.  You bring the blade down to split his head open, but something strange happens.  The material of the blade resists the force of the Power Sword, but it does stagger your foe and cuts his blaster to pieces.  He jets back out of range as your clones smash into the Mandalorians.

How do you continue the fight?

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Re: The Jedi Heresy (SG) (Latest Update: 5/16/16)
« Reply #506 on: May 16, 2016, 02:33:31 am »

*BLAM*
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Heiterverzweiflung. Not a legit German word so much as something a friend and I made up in German class once. "Carefree despair". When life is so fucked that you can't stop laughing.
http://www.collinsdictionary.com

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GOD DAMN IT NRDL.
NRDL will roll a die and decide how sadistic and insane he's feeling well you do.

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All fanfics are heresy, each and every one, especially the shipping ones. Those are by far the worst.

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