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[SOLDIER First]

-you spelled cocaine wrong twice
-how would they know it was his life's purpose to destroy them if they only came to him to kill people he knew
-force focus is overpowered

otherwise it looks good

[BlitzDungeoneer]

0/10 not edgy enough

[Empiricist]

Fixed subjects and spelling.

how would they know it was his life's purpose to destroy them if they only came to him to kill people he knew

Presumably the same way they managed to kill someone by throwing them out of a ground floor window repeatedly without anyone noticing the screaming in the hours it would have taken.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

edgy

[SOLDIER First]

if his ground floor window was right next to a cliff that would kill someone in a very small amount of hours

[BlitzDungeoneer]

silly sb

who needs logic when you have EDGE™

[SOLDIER First]

this literally isn't edgy its the most ridiculous app I've ever seen but in a good way

[Empiricist]

this literally isn't edgy its the most ridiculous app I've ever seen but in a good way

I was considering having the line be of LSD rather than crack, just so that I could also have him experience a bad trip just to add insult to injury. But I'm not too sure about the logistics of snorting LSD and while I'm fine with ground floor defenestrations and weaponized anime-logic, I apparently draw the line at realistic drug consumption >__<

The other thing I was considering was having the obligatory split personality be inserted by the cultists who actually worship Javascript. But I figured that having him run around praising the virtue of automatic semicolon insertion and ignoring uncaught exceptions at runtime would get old quickly.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

y u do dis emp
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[SOLDIER First]

what the fuck is this website

[Empiricist]

Well you see, in a Perplexicon game I was working on, I had Eldritch Anime as an element. Basically, it'd do things like spawn two-dimensional creatures that would shift in order to look like they were sort of three-dimensional, which could also do things like force people to focus on them while they freeze time to telegraph their attacks and whatnot. Also, with the risk of death by chibifcation (eyes swell up like incredibly aggressive tumors, head becomes enormous, body shrinks, etc.). Basically using anime in place of Cthulhu. Because at least Cthulhu pauses after getting hit by a boat, instead of screaming for five minutes straight and growing more hair.

Since I won't be running that game, or using that element in any Perplexicon game, I figured I may as well put those old notes towards something.

[wipeout1024]

Spoiler: TERESHA'S BACK (click to show/hide)

Name: Teresha Hyatt

Sex/Gender: Female

Age: 16

Appearance:

5'6
Weight: 140 lbs, or 63.5 kilograms
Hair: Teresha's hair is curly, dark brown, and she tends to wear it in loose pigtails, or she keeps it in place with a headband.
Eyes: Brown
Body: Teresha is right around average, as while she isn't skinny, she isn't overweight, either. In general, she has an apple-like body shape.
Attire: Teresha tends to wear a lot of ruffled tops, jeans, and high heels. If she feels like dressing a bit more casually, she wears sparkly or bedazzled t-shirts, jeans, and sneakers or flats. She tends to dress with warm colors, such as orange, pink and red. If she needs to dress up, Teresha would probably wear a fairly conservative brightly colored dress reaching down to her knees.
One nervous tic of her is that she tends to twirl her hair a lot.
Teresha also tends to wear earrings, but they tend to be simple, like studs.
Backstory:
Teresha is originally from New Orleans, and originally from a Haitian-American family. Her family practices Creole Catholicism, which is basically Roman Catholicism, with Voodoo. Teresha mainly tries to make love charms and spells, emphasis on tries, and likes to try to matchmake people in her spare time. While her personality is somewhat off-putting, Teresha tends to generally mean well, but her lack of capacity for lying, and her generally over-it, and somewhat apathetic attitude, tends to hide that. Usually, the only time she's genuinely enthusiastic is when she's trying to help people find love. One other thing Teresha is interested in, is styling hair. This is because, she used to constantly braid her sisters’ hair, when they asked, and after a while, developed a fondness for it.

Supernatural Abilities: Voodoo Witch/Priestess, so basically, she's a practitioner of Voodoo, or Vodun. She knows the basic incantations and rituals, but not much more than that.

Class Choices: Music, Art, Home Economics, Biology

Stats: (To come later)

[SOLDIER First]

no these aren't supposed to be serious try again

[wipeout1024]

Don't worry, Teresha's probably gonna end up basically being a cartoon character. But like, check out New Moon High to see.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

he WAS in new moon high, you fool