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[Elephant Parade]

One day, the gods had a squabble. They agreed to settle it through champions, but they couldn't agree on anything else, so this happened.

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Spoiler: Character Sheet (click to show/hide)

Name: Your name.
Description: true powergamers leave this blank
Statistics: You can spend up to 1,000,000 points, but each stat caps at 5. So, uh, you're going to have be pretty wasteful. Each point in a stat gives you +1 to rolls involving that stat.
    STR: Your physical strength. This stat is in literally every game, because the gods are lazy.
    DEX: Your agility, speed, and dexterity, condensed into one stat because people would just max them all anyway.
    INT: Might as well be named "magic stat".
    WIS: I'm not sure what the difference between this and INT is, so it just governs magic resistance.
    VIT: Physical toughness. You should probably set this to 5, if you don't want to die on the first turn.
Skills: These are things you can do, like [Trample].
Traits: These are qualities you have, like [Tough Hide].
Gear: Stuff you have. I don't think this needs an example.

Note that when it comes to skills, traits, and gear, you have free rein, with one exception: no numerical boosts.

[ATHATH]

This isn't a jab at anything specific, right?

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Name: myself
Description: My actual character
Statistics:
    STR: 5
    DEX: 5
    INT: 5
    WIS: 5
    VIT: 5
Skills: Succeeding
Traits: Always Succeeds at Everything I Want Him to Succeed At, doesn't suffer any negative effects from overshoots (including the overshoots of others)
Gear: Anything I Want Him to Have

Upon spawning: Succeed at going first in the initiative order and winning the game.

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Name: madness
Description: an innocent puppy, you monster
Statistics: You can spend up to 1,000,000 points, but each stat caps at 5. So, uh, you're going to have be pretty wasteful. Each point in a stat gives you +1 to rolls involving that stat.
    STR: -Like A Billion
    DEX: -Like A Billion
    INT: -Like A Billion
    WIS: -Like A Billion
    VIT: -Like A Billion
Skills: None!
Traits: [Adorable], [Innocent]
Gear: None!

[Hawk132]

Horrifyingly unbalanced? Okay.

Spoiler: Should be unbalanced enough. (click to show/hide)

Name: SANITY (everything is capitalized)
Statistics:
    STR: 5
    DEX: 5
    INT: 5
    WIS: 5
    VIT: 5
Skills: [Death Wave], [Death]
Traits: [Death Aura], [Omniscience], [Unlimited Unbalance Works]
Gear: Infinite Plot Armor

EDIT: If actions upon spawning are a thing, use [Death] on madness, if he ain't dead already.

[ATHATH]

Horrifyingly unbalanced? Okay.

Spoiler: Should be unbalanced enough. (click to show/hide)

Name: SANITY (everything is capitalized)
Statistics:
    STR: 5
    DEX: 5
    INT: 5
    WIS: 5
    VIT: 5
Skills: [Death Wave], [Death]
Traits: [Death Aura], [Omniscience], [Unlimited Unbalance Works]
Gear: Infinite Plot Armor

EDIT: If actions upon spawning are a thing, use [Death] on madness, if he ain't dead already.

Unfortunately for you, madness has an item that makes him immune to any effects that he doesn't want, including death.

[FallacyofUrist]

Spoiler: You're all dead (click to show/hide)

Name: James

STR: 5
DEX: 5
INT: 5
WIS: 5
VIT: 5
AWS(awesomeness): 5
LUK(luck): 5
TAG(targeting): 5

((Loophole: you never said the first five were the only stats))

Skills:
Redirect
Anti-Power Aura
Teleport Awesomely
Replicate Self

Traits:
Anti-Power Up Aura

Gear:
a copy of SANITY that obeys James' orders and has telepathy.
a copy of madness that obeys James' orders and has telepathy.

((HAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!))

[Hawk132]

Horrifyingly unbalanced? Okay.

Spoiler: Should be unbalanced enough. (click to show/hide)

Name: SANITY (everything is capitalized)
Statistics:
    STR: 5
    DEX: 5
    INT: 5
    WIS: 5
    VIT: 5
Skills: [Death Wave], [Death]
Traits: [Death Aura], [Omniscience], [Unlimited Unbalance Works]
Gear: Infinite Plot Armor

EDIT: If actions upon spawning are a thing, use [Death] on madness, if he ain't dead already.

Unfortunately for you, madness has an item that makes him immune to any effects that he doesn't want, including death.

Unfortunately for you, SANITY's [Death] ability bypasses all abilities. Item abilities included.

[LordPorkins]

[spoiler]


This guy is from the Amazing Game Vainglory

Name: Ringo *Cue Dramatic Whip Sound*
Age: 27-ish
Gender:Goes for Anything with breasts
Race: Human
Sex: Male
Appearence: Skinny, long black hair, killer goatee. Wears ratty pants and has a robe slung acriss his shoulder. On a belt at his waist a large gourd is hung by a rope. Also, only across 1 arm.  The robe covers  his left side, but he has his arm and surrounding area bare

Personality: Cocky, ALWAYS Drunk


Level: 3

Hp: 50
Init: Standard

Con: 2
Dex: 7
Int: 5
Luck:7
Vit: 0
Str: 7



Summary: This guy is all about Criticals. Weak in the beginning of the fight, he usually woll pick off stray mooks. The longer it goes (and more inebriated he becomes) he becomes exceptionally better at taking down large targets. He used to have 2 arms and 2 pistols, but lost one of each when he cheated at cards with a Draconian.

Perks:

Crack Shot: After landing the killing blow on something, gains +50% Crit chance on next Attack

Drunken Stupor: Each time he takes a swig from his Gourd, he gains +10% Crit but -1 Dmg

Grudge: Whenever he is damaged for more than 10 hp at a time, his next attack against that target is Insta-Crit




Equipment:

Armor: Belt. No defense, but can carry most items with relative ease.



Weapon
Serenity- Giant pistol. Fires 3 inch long bullets. .

Bauble: Scrumples: Ringo's Favorite Drinking Gourd. .



Abilities:

Basic Attack: Shoots Gun: 1d8 Dmg

Achilles Shot: Ringo shoots the leg (Or similar appendage) of an enemy.


FireBall: Ringo takes a huge swig from Scrumples, then spits while firing his gun. .

Point Blank Shot: Mega Dmg

Twirling Silver: Greatly increases Ringos Shot speed.

Scrumple Swig: Heals

TADAAAAH

[NAV]

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Name: Danny the Winner
Description:
Statistics:
    STR: 0
    DEX: 0
    INT: 0
    WIS: 0
    VIT: 0
Skills: Graphic design
Traits: He won already.
Gear: Fake sword

Good game guys. That was fun. Anyone up for round two?

[FallacyofUrist]

((Loophole: your guy won game 0 and now is playing game one.))

[NAV]

but he already won round 1. and 2. and every other round.

[FallacyofUrist]

((Won is singular.))

[Hawk132]

Well, in some RtD's bonuses don't count towards overshoots, they just increase your degree of success even further.

[LordPorkins]

@Everyone who put 5 into all of the first 4 stats: The GM won't even have to roll for you guys. It'll always be an overshoot.

@Lord Porkins: Max of 5 in each stat category. Did you read the rules, or choose not to follow them?

Hey, this is OP Arena

[Egan_BW]

hmm.

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Name: TOTAL DOMINATION
Description: A hamster.
Statistics:
    STR: 1
    DEX: 1
    INT: 1
    WIS: 1
    VIT: 1
Skills: [Whack-a-mole Balancing]
Traits: [GM's Favor]
Gear: Hand-laser, cloak of invisibility

[LordPorkins]

Rubber

Stats:

THEY'RE OVER NONE THOUSAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Skillz:
Whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to you!