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[Sean Mirrsen]

I made a jumping spider woman adventurer and went on to slay goblins. Slayed a creature of the night along the way, came to a hamlet, and 'enrolled' into being a hearthperson with the local lady.

As I was entering the little structure the lady lived and worked in, a small herd of stray cats followed after me, and were milling around, head-bumping and licking as me and the lady talked about my exploits. Then, the dialogue wrapped up, I asked the lady for any work to be done, and then descended down the nearby hatch to look for useful items. And then I heard this conversation unfolding.

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You: I am your loyal hearthperson.  What do you command?
Arkur Bedodolak, lady: You may enjoy these times of peace, but remain vigilant.
You: Goodbye.
Arkur Bedodolak, lady: Goodbye.
Arkur Bedodolak, lady (to Stray Cat (Tame)): Greetings.  My name is Arkur Distancefloors.  Praise birth.
The Stray Cat stands up.
The Stray Cat head-bumps you.
Arkur Bedodolak, lady (to Stray Cat (Tame)): A great beast threatens to bring ruin upon our people.  Flickerbranded is in The Steppe of Caves.  Seek this place if you hunt ™tak Flickeredfortune the Warm Flame the dragon.  This vile fiend has killed twenty-seven in his lust for murder!
The Stray Cat stands up.
Arkur Bedodolak, lady (to Stray Cat (Tame)): A night creature has infiltrated our communities and now makes prey of us.  Cudgelcamp is in The Steppe of Caves.  Seek this place if you wish to confront Ecen Roadspoons the vampire.  This bloodsucking fiend has killed one hundred twenty-four in his lust for murder!  [Arkur Bedodolak calms down.]  There is no clear evidence, but there have been so many strange happenings that every honest person in the community now holds it to be true.  None of us are brave enough to level an accusation against the beast, but since you would help us, that is what I ask of you.
Arkur Bedodolak, lady (to Stray Cat (Tame)): I'm doing alright.
Arkur Bedodolak, lady (to Stray Cat (Tame)): A creature of the night has our people cowering in fear.  The creature is Oce Gravedies the Urn of Shades the moon creature.  This vile fiend has killed three in his lust for murder!
Arkur Bedodolak, lady (to Stray Cat (Tame)): Don't get on my bad side.
Arkur Bedodolak, lady (to Stray Cat (Tame)): Particular outlaws have been causing us much hardship.  They have a camp called Actedcandy somewhere in The Hills of Winter.
Arkur Bedodolak, lady (to Stray Cat (Tame)): Don't get on my bad side.

A particular epithet seems fitting here.

Aside from that, my character having "superjumping spider woman agility" amuses me to no end.

[vjmdhzgr]

I just had a really intense argument with a lord over the value of cunning.
"I do admire a clever trap."
"While I cannot agree fully on a slight technicality, I must say that is a truly insightful observation!"
"I sense you're wavering. I do admire a clever trap."
"I don't know what to say."
"I must insist. I do admire a clever trap."
"I don't know what to say."
"No, I mean it. I do admire a clever trap."
"I don't know what to say."
"I must insist. I do admire a clever trap."
"You should keep your weird thoughts to yourself."
"I must insist. I do admire a clever trap."
"You know, I think you're right."
Truly this new argument system is incredibly in-depth.

[Urlance Woolsbane]

I just had a really intense argument with a lord over the value of cunning.
"I do admire a clever trap."
"While I cannot agree fully on a slight technicality, I must say that is a truly insightful observation!"
"I sense you're wavering. I do admire a clever trap."
"I don't know what to say."
"I must insist. I do admire a clever trap."
"I don't know what to say."
"No, I mean it. I do admire a clever trap."
"I don't know what to say."
"I must insist. I do admire a clever trap."
"You should keep your weird thoughts to yourself."
"I must insist. I do admire a clever trap."
"You know, I think you're right."
Truly this new argument system is incredibly in-depth.

This is the reason I so enjoy arguing the value of cunning, in the current version. I'm glad I'm not the only one who found that funny.

"Who do these mealy-mouthed think they're trying to impress" is also quite amusing.

[Untrustedlife]

I just had a really intense argument with a lord over the value of cunning.
"I do admire a clever trap."
"While I cannot agree fully on a slight technicality, I must say that is a truly insightful observation!"
"I sense you're wavering. I do admire a clever trap."
"I don't know what to say."
"I must insist. I do admire a clever trap."
"I don't know what to say."
"No, I mean it. I do admire a clever trap."
"I don't know what to say."
"I must insist. I do admire a clever trap."
"You should keep your weird thoughts to yourself."
"I must insist. I do admire a clever trap."
"You know, I think you're right."
Truly this new argument system is incredibly in-depth.

This is the reason I so enjoy arguing the value of cunning, in the current version. I'm glad I'm not the only one who found that funny.

"Who do these mealy-mouthed think they're trying to impress" is also quite amusing.

hehe i did that like a day after it came out so much fun

[Eagleon]

In the midautumn of 1, The Ageless Winds held a bow throwing competition in Birdspass as part of The Festival of Mornings. There were 7 competitors. The elf Liyìÿi Violetgrowled was the victor.

[Max™]

"I hate you. You're a legendary dancer, but you're a dangerous animal, and this stands between us."

[HiddenEyes056]

It was inevitable.

It was inevitable.

It was inevitable.

It's for the best.

[Egan_BW]

It was inevitable.

It was inevitable.

It was inevitable.

It's for the best.

I don't care one way or the other.

[Dozebôm Lolumzalìs]

It was inevitable.

It was inevitable.

It was inevitable.

It's for the best.

I don't care one way or the other.

It must be stopped something something all means we have at blah hand.

[Bumber]

It was inevitable.

It was inevitable.

It was inevitable.

It's for the best.

I don't care one way or the other.

It must be stopped by all means we have at our disposal.

Look at the sky! Are we in the underworld?

[Urlance Woolsbane]

It was inevitable.

It was inevitable.

It was inevitable.

It's for the best.

I don't care one way or the other.

It must be stopped by all means we have at our disposal.

Look at the sky! Are we in the underworld?

I've heard it all now! You should keep your weird thoughts to yourself.

[Sprin]

It was inevitable.

It was inevitable.

It was inevitable.

It's for the best.

I don't care one way or the other.

It must be stopped by all means we have at our disposal.

Look at the sky! Are we in the underworld?

I've heard it all now! You should keep your weird thoughts to yourself.

It was inevitable.

[Dozebôm Lolumzalìs]

I must insist. I do admire a clever trick.

[Bumber]

I must insist. I do admire a clever trick.

I sense you're wavering. Strive for power.

[Urlance Woolsbane]

I must insist. I do admire a clever trick.

I sense you're wavering. Strive for power.

Though I  cannot agree fully on a slight technicality, I confess your stunning argument overwhelms me!