The way everything's so spread out nothing ever gets done?
Walking is good exercise.
The way we can't actually seal off the caverns?
Forgotten Beasts and Giant Cave Spiders keep the violent maniacs occupied.
The fact that we rely on said caverns for wood?
Fungi spores growing in your lungs never hurt anyone.
The magma forges that keep letting in fire critters?
Fire is a natural antiseptic.
The trade depot that's open to the sky and any flying enemies that feel like picking up a trinket?
Lesser of two evils. The alternative would be to let traders from the vampire civilisation into icehold proper. And worse,
elves (if they should ever arrive).
The flooded adamantine spire... How did you manage that one by the way?
Well,
technically that was Onul and Honeymoon's doing, but I'll take credit for it. Here's what it does and was totally designed to do from the beginning:
The pores in the adamantine at the very base of the spire have been opened by smoothing. Very slowly, the water is pushed downwards by pressure through those pores, slowly suffusing the ore and leaking deeper and deeper.
It emerges far below the magma sea, in a dark cavern lit by eerie glowing pits, where it takes several minutes to form a teardrop shape and fall to the cavern floor.
And ever so slowly, the clowns are driven mad by the incessant sound of dripping water.
Yep: it's a psychological warfare device against hell.
I removed your underwater office...
Yep. Totally meant to do that.
I was going to make you a better one but the idea of actually moving some furniture in Icehold is a fool's dream.
I eventually worked out Igor was pretty much the only one who does any useful work around here, and he's paralyzed from the legs down, soooo...
Nah, none of those. My flaw is worse.
See, those are things that are
likely to cause mass casualties and death should the worst come to pass.
The flaw I'm thinking of is
certain to cause mass casualties and death should the worst come to pass.
It's gonna be
great.
(Edit) Assuming we don't all murder each other in the meanwhile. I suppose it was only a matter of time before our anarchic little prison went to the bad.
I'm so happy the first murder was done by one of the serial killers, though. It seems appropriate that they'd be the ones to get the party started. Besides,
Dumed totally deserved it. If there's one thing worse than a murderer, it's a dwarf who pulls levers recklessly.
That said, it
is possible to reduce stress, but it takes a couple years and complete isolation from bad thoughts. The chances of that happening in icehold are... probably somewhat lower than the chances of everyone in the fort killing each other and then eating the survivors.