"From what I've seen, the meaning of these words depends on how you use them. Like regular words, I guess."
I look over to the crowd by the circle. "God, what are they doing over there? I hoped with that guy gone they'd stop... but one of my friends seems to have stepped in for him." I fume for a minute, imagining Mr. Daniels taking this even further. Eventually I have an idea and begin to focus on him. "You know what? You want to be barbaric, I'll show you barbaric. You already seem to thirst for blood but now you HUNGER for it."
HUNGER
[Word: 4]
Mr. Daniels pricks up his ears at the word. But he is not what you have spoken to. You feel it stir, on the edge of fully awakening. Fortunately, however, it does not. It is suggestible in this state, you find, filtering through Mr. Daniels' mind as it lays claim to the sacrificial stoat. It is also quite quick in its work, and has an unhealthy disrespect for the laws of nature.
As it does its thing and becomes dormant once more, whatever ritual they may have had in mind is definitely eliminated as a possibility. So you suppose you accomplished that.
You look at your minder companion. That was, uh, very impressive! Yes. Very good. Now how about you never do that again. It's, er, probably not good for the environment. Yes. Let's just go to the well. And avoid that Mr. Daniels person before he looks your way.
"Oh. That... sucks." Leif is a bit loss for words too. His theory of a jealous queen and pretty lady is off by far.
"Well, let's talk about something not as sad. The stoat didn't know what electricity is. I'm kinda hoping here you would know."
Pay back for teachings of minders: teach her atomic theory and wonders of electricity.
[Miracles of Science: 3]
You tell your cellmate fabulous tales of electricity and atoms, the unseen magic of the modern world! The way of the future! The thing that smarter people work on where you're from, basically. Like minding, she suggests, and you agree, sort of. Electricity is pretty useful, though. It makes stuff work, basically. Magnets are involved somehow. And you can split the atom to make water boil, which makes electricity because it turns a turbine. But you need to be careful, because you can also make a big explosion if you're not careful when splitting the atom. Or fusing atoms. Either works.
The lady listens with attention. You think she gets the idea- wait, does she know what an atom is? She says that she understands the concept, yes. The atom is a small, indivisible element of matter. Everything's made of atoms, yes? She is familiar with the idea - it is not quite a popular theory, but an interesting one nevertheless. And you say that splitting this indivisible element causes large releases of energy? As does the fusion of the two? Seems an interesting concept, at least. You tell her it has something to do with mass and energy. And an atom isn't really indivisible, it's got these bits called protons, neutrons and electrons in it and around it. And those are made up of... quarks? You think it was quarks. And it goes further down, too. You don't remember what was further down.
Interesting, she says. How did they discover all this? You have to admit that you have little clue on the matter. Scientists can get pretty inscrutable. Like minders, she offers. Yes, like minders, you agree.
Oh dear. "Um... well, I wouldn't want to cause trouble for the local police. Okay, sure? Maybe you'll know how I can get home. Which is all I want!"
Come quietly. Maybe this guard knows how to get there.
[Pursuit of Justice: 1]
You follow the guard quietly. The guard snorts in disappointment and guides you rudely down one of the hallways to what looks like a kitchen. A kitchen girl seems to be idling about, looking nervous. She scrambles away when the two of you arrive, and the guard chuckles. They're so skittish, the servants. Wouldn't you agree?
You are led down further into what looks like a wine cellar. The size of it is sufficient that even the castle's prolonged siege has failed to make more than a slight dent in the reserves - you see two other guards, probably sisters if you consider their mutual resemblance, making a heroic effort to change this situation, however, having a drinking contest over the brutalized body of what probably used to be an enterprising-looking teenager. He's still alive, and clearly not thankful for the fact.
Right, says your escort. The tone of his boss' voice indicated that you know something. He doesn't know what that is. But it's their job to find out. You wonder why he's facing away from you when he says that, but then you realize he's not actually talking to you. The two sisters size you up as he speaks. One of them whistles while the other starts laughing.
Good times will be had, they assure you. Good times will be had.
"I see.."
Right, time to leave. If she tries anything, introduce her to my friend the moon rock at high velocities.
Also, go see if I can get her removed for incompetence. I am the minister of moronic affairs!
Then... maybe theres a better healer in the town proper?
You leave without issue. The healer respects your desire for wholeness, however misguided it may be. Despite this, you think she's perhaps not the most qualified to hold this position. You decide to take this up with the local authority. The queen is within easy reach, fortunately. You tell her and her violent-looking guard captain that the doctor is wildly incompetent. As the Minister of Moronic Affairs, you feel this puts her under your jurisdiction.
[A Formal Complaint: 2]
A valid complaint, certainly, but good god, man, what the hell happened to you? And what's that boulder following you? You explain that it's a long story that you do not quite understand fully yourself, then ask again if they'll let someone else be the doctor.
The queen begins to reply, but the guard interjects to provide some much-needed precision. She says the only other person who really fits the qualifications (as in, has a knife, free time and a steady hand) is the turnkey. He was actually the first pick, and he politely declined the post when offered. And there was also the third pick, she supposes - the bone carver. He has enthusiasm, granted. Terrible bedside manner, though. Worse than the current doctor, if you can believe that.
You could try to wander into Anglefork proper, you think. It'd require you to come out of the castle and wade through a legion of stoatmen. You have shiny rock that could help with that, actually.
"Oh for - sir woman knight who is most likely incredibly deadly with that sword of yours, believe it or not I'm actually an incredibly good actor as you can see from all this commotion I've caused. I'm actually about to horribly sacrifice this stoat in order to turn something into a profane object so that when I gather two other things in conjunction with it and bring them to the insane blacksmith kid, he'll make me a kickass sword! See, makes perfect sense.
..."
"huh, this has actually rather gotten a bit overly wild hasn't it."
Jack shakes his head.
"Look, it's no matter anyway. The things I was gonna do to this poor bastard were of a calibre that it wouldn't really survive the next two minutes or so anyway, and as far as I'm aware there's no law against beating a dead stoat, which is what the majority of this is going to consist of. But because you have said big honking sword that you look very proficient with, and in the interests of my congregation who wish to get on with the obliteration part of the whole thing, I'll compromise. I'll stab him in the heart and then do what I was going to do. Sound good?"
Assuming the knight agrees, proceed with what I was doing before, only stab the stoat a dozen or so times in the heart area before I proceed.
If I'm overcome by demonic hunger for no real reason during this talking, do the sensible thing and direct it against the defenceless stoat instead of the armoured old grandma who could likely kick my naked ass six ways to Sunday.
[Knight's Patience: 4]
She stops in front of you, not terribly interested in your excuses. Move out of the way, she says. This has gone on far enough.
[Awakening: 6]
HUNGER
Your discipline holds at the right moment, a crucial instruction holding as your mind ceases to act. You take a seven-foot step back, finding yourself on the other side of the slab. You start shaking as you look down at the stoat, now released from the grip of the crowd, helpless before you. It will do. You grab its legs and arms and fold it up, contort it into a more manageable shape. It is usefully flexible for this purpose, though certain larger bones snap in the process.
Your chest opens, an aperture of ribs-turned-teeth, a long and hungry heart lowering to accommodate the large morsel. You force the stoatman down, your skin stretching, muscles reorganizing. The closing of the greater mouth completes the process of swallowing, and for a moment you stand there, bloated beyond human possibility. Your insides contract, a myriad of cracks issuing from the stoatman's body. It screams as it comes apart and you eat its final thoughts greedily. Not a drop of her is wasted. Your body contracts once more, crushing the stoat into somehow less than she was, and then a final time. You now look the same as before, seemingly unchanged by the experience.
Looking around, you wonder if time has somehow stopped. You look at the crowd and the knight doubtfully, waving your hand to check if they respond. A few people at the outer edges break into a sprint, tripping all over themselves to get away. They are soon followed by the people at an uncomfortable equilibrium between paralyzing fear and frightened wonder. The crowd thins rapidly as a consequence.
Eric Codeburn, COMPUTISTICS SPECIALIST
- Wounds: 4
- A Word: SUN
- A Word: MOON
- Anglefork Castle: Minister of Moronic Affairs
- The Impromptu Prophecy: Child of the Sun and Moon
- Adherents of the Great House: Enemy of Memory
- Well and Truly Narked Upon: 1
- Friends in Low Places: a Successful Transaction
- Subordinate Shining Stone (in orbit, 2 tons)
- Army of the New State: 600 Stoatmen
- Army of the New State: !!!!
- Gross Incandescence: Extra Crispy
- The Good Doctor: the Solitary Candidate
Leif Erikson, Miner
- Reappropriated, Clean Skirt
- 1 gp
- Anglefork Castle: A Different Sort of Confinement
- The Box: Insights From Another World
- Induced Lucidity: Immaterial Concerns
- The Prison Stone
- Elongated Affairs: A Noble Task
- Elongated Affairs: The Numbers of the Stoat
Eileen Minett, Vinyl Collector
- A Word: HUNGER
- Queenly Garments: the Humble Dress
- Sticks: 0.95 (total)
- Rat Pantheon: Disliked
- Traces of Mischief: Mouthful of Blackness
- The New Queen: ?
- Doomstones: A Disinterest
- Origins: Witness to Dissolution
- Tower of the Mind: a Tempting Idea
- Gross Incandescence: Highly Illuminated
- Inscribed Brick ('Water')
- The Voracious Dark: the First Deal Made
- Body Count: 1
- Army of the New State: !!!!
Jack Daniels, Karate Man
- Wounds: 1
- Voluntarily Naked
- The Winding Path of Inspiration: the Sword of Destiny
- The Winding Path of Inspiration: Something Profane?
- The Winding Path of Inspiration: Something Priceless?
- The Winding Path of Inspiration: Something Purple?
- Doomstones: Efficient Conclusion
- A Place In History: Emergent Abomination
- Anglefork Castle: the Great Serpent
- 2 rats, crushed
- 1 rat, strangled
- 1 rat, live
- Gross Incandescence: Unilluminated
- Travels In The Fourth Dimension: Sunday ± 2 Days
- The Impromptu Prophecy: Sol In Absentia
- Body Count: 1
- The Turnkey's Prized Knife (loaned)
Thomas Minstep, Insurance Agent
- Anglefork Castle: Deluded Resident
- Traces of Mischief: Sandy Groin
- Gross Incandescence: Partly Illuminated
- Tight Leather Pants
- Travels In The Fourth Dimension: Friday, July 23rd, 409 S.D.
- The Majordomo: Happy to Help
- The Queen's Guard: Party In The Wine Cellar