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SaberToothTiger

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Roll to Disco
« on: November 09, 2015, 07:46:48 am »

Suddenly, 70s disco happens.

What do you do?
« Last Edit: November 11, 2015, 08:15:23 am by SaberToothTiger »
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I gaze into its milky depths, searching the wheat and sugar for the meanings I can never find.
It's like tea leaf divination, but with cartoon leprechauns.
There are only two sure things in life: death and taxes and lists and poor arithmetic and overlong jokes and poor memory and probably a few more things.

poketwo

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Re: Roll to Disco
« Reply #1 on: November 09, 2015, 08:44:18 am »

DANCE ALL NIGHT ON THE DISCO STAR
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Re: Roll to Disco
« Reply #2 on: November 10, 2015, 01:43:42 am »

Sell drugs.
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Re: Roll to Disco
« Reply #3 on: November 10, 2015, 08:50:59 am »

DANCE ALL NIGHT ON THE DISCO STAR
[1] You start grooving and then suddenly you are assaulted by an angry mob of rednecks. You hear big words being thrown, like "better dead than red", "pinko traitor", "pink panther" and "commie bastard".

Sell drugs.
[6]You distribute (un)controlled substances like a champ, when you suddenly realize you've run out! Oh no, what will happen to the groove? Think of the children!

It is now 1971.
« Last Edit: November 11, 2015, 08:15:10 am by SaberToothTiger »
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I gaze into its milky depths, searching the wheat and sugar for the meanings I can never find.
It's like tea leaf divination, but with cartoon leprechauns.
There are only two sure things in life: death and taxes and lists and poor arithmetic and overlong jokes and poor memory and probably a few more things.

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Re: Roll to Disco
« Reply #4 on: November 10, 2015, 11:44:48 am »

Did we party the whole year? o_O

Set up drugs factory and hire some people working in. That way i can replenish my supply of party drugs.
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Re: Roll to Disco
« Reply #5 on: November 10, 2015, 12:44:21 pm »

Did we party the whole year? o_O

Set up drugs factory and hire some people working in. That way i can replenish my supply of party drugs.

Help him out by buying fronts for laundering cash and distributing the drugs
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Re: Roll to Disco
« Reply #6 on: November 10, 2015, 02:10:40 pm »

RISE UP AND GET ON THE DISCO STAR FROM YOU AT DERAIL!
THEN GROVE!
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Re: Roll to Disco
« Reply #7 on: November 10, 2015, 09:04:10 pm »

Begin to covertly spread communist propoganda via greeting cards using "Disappearing then Reappearing InkTM"


    Then dance at the disco!
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Re: Roll to Disco
« Reply #8 on: November 10, 2015, 11:35:49 pm »

Take out a hit on Rock'n'Roll. Frame Disco.
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Re: Roll to Disco
« Reply #9 on: November 11, 2015, 08:14:56 am »

Did we party the whole year? o_O

Set up drugs factory and hire some people working in. That way i can replenish my supply of party drugs.
[3] You start your new drug empire in your mom's basement. You also coerce your brother and sister to make what they think is "funny flour". Unexpectantly, they produce barely enough to satisfy part of demand. Then your mom gets arrested by your brother, who is actually an IRS agent. What is happen!?

Did we party the whole year? o_O

Set up drugs factory and hire some people working in. That way i can replenish my supply of party drugs.
Help him out by buying fronts for laundering cash and distributing the drugs
[1]You are AM's mom, so you try to be helpful and set up a cash laundering place for your sweetie pie. Unfortunately, turns out your second son is an agent of the IRS and he arrests you.

RISE UP AND GET ON THE DISCO STAR FROM YOU AT DERAIL!
THEN GROVE!

[4] You ignore the rednecks beating yo uup and that disheartens them. Following this great success you attach a firework to your chest and propel yourself to space to a disco star. The place is groovy and swanky, but then a derail happens, for some reason. And then a grove of trees spontaneosly appears. This is worrying.

Begin to covertly spread communist propoganda via greeting cards using "Disappearing then Reappearing InkTM"


    Then dance at the disco!

[4] Gud joeb camrade! You are make Amreica peopl very communisticly! Coemrode Stalin heimself beaums down and grooves with you. The deesco is very red indead, so yuo denc goot.

Take out a hit on Rock'n'Roll. Frame Disco.
[4] You take your sniper rifle and shoot Rock'n'Roll in the forehead. It drops to the floor, it's life escaping it's body. You then glue the card you prepared earlier to the wall. It says:
"I aem discou. I am kill."
A perfect plan if you ever had one. You make your escape by jumping out of the sixteenth story window and after landing on your face you pat yourself clean and walk unconscpiciously away from the crime scene.


Suddenly, revolution happens in America. Communists take over, the country is renamed "Glorious Communist People's Democratic Republic of Happiness and Joy". The flag is a red rectangle with a glorious Stalin's face in the middle.
Disco is arrested for murder of Rock'n'Roll.

The year is now 1972.
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I gaze into its milky depths, searching the wheat and sugar for the meanings I can never find.
It's like tea leaf divination, but with cartoon leprechauns.
There are only two sure things in life: death and taxes and lists and poor arithmetic and overlong jokes and poor memory and probably a few more things.

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Re: Roll to Disco
« Reply #10 on: November 11, 2015, 08:21:07 am »

This is golden age of drugs! Give some to my mom causing her to not give birth to my brother who arrested her and cause a paradox.
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Re: Roll to Disco
« Reply #11 on: November 11, 2015, 08:55:12 am »

USE MY SHEER DANCING POWERS TO TAKE COMMAND OF THE DISCO STAR

THEN PIOLET IT NEAR EARTH
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Re: Roll to Disco
« Reply #12 on: November 13, 2015, 09:43:34 am »

ground him for his insubordination. Sit in the corner!
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Re: Roll to Disco
« Reply #13 on: November 13, 2015, 11:25:45 am »

This is golden age of drugs! Give some to my mom causing her to not give birth to my brother who arrested her and cause a paradox.
[3]Well, you do, and create a time paradox. Your head explodes. How will you do weed and snow? What will happen to the music?

The world is destroyed in two years!
USE MY SHEER DANCING POWERS TO TAKE COMMAND OF THE DISCO STAR

THEN PIOLET IT NEAR EARTH

[6] You start dancing for great justice and suddenly, the star starts moving with the speed of light towards earth. It doesn't hit anything on the way, somehow.

The world is destroyed in two years!
ground him for his insubordination. Sit in the corner!
[2]You get drugged then suddenly your son stops existing and then some weird shit happens but it's cool cause drugs and thats fine we like it here you will like it too now you willstay with us forever forever foreverforeverforeverforeverforeverforever

The world is destroyed in two years!

It's 1973!
« Last Edit: November 13, 2015, 01:05:26 pm by SaberToothTiger »
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I gaze into its milky depths, searching the wheat and sugar for the meanings I can never find.
It's like tea leaf divination, but with cartoon leprechauns.
There are only two sure things in life: death and taxes and lists and poor arithmetic and overlong jokes and poor memory and probably a few more things.

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Re: Roll to Disco
« Reply #14 on: November 13, 2015, 01:04:35 pm »

respawn as Mario
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Nidilap likes Adamantine, Bituminous Coal, Garnets, Cats for their aloofness, Dwarves for their stupidity, and Swords for their Spikes and edges. When possible, he prefers to eat pizza, ramen noodles, and sushi. He absolutely detests elves and spiders. He needs MTN DEW to get through the working day.

A medium- sized creature prone to great ambition, but only when he feels like it.
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