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Author Topic: Roll to Die- A New Day to Die  (Read 2430 times)

Nidilap

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Roll to Die- A New Day to Die
« on: November 04, 2015, 12:31:04 pm »
You stand here
Imminent dangers shall arrive
Get your K/D up
Start your slaying!
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Nidilap likes Adamantine, Bituminous Coal, Garnets, Cats for their aloofness, Dwarves for their stupidity, and Swords for their Spikes and edges. When possible, he prefers to eat pizza, ramen noodles, and sushi. He absolutely detests elves and spiders. He needs MTN DEW to get through the working day.

A medium- sized creature prone to great ambition, but only when he feels like it.

blazing glory

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Re: Roll to Die- A New Day to Die
« Reply #1 on: November 05, 2015, 03:36:54 am »
Whip out The Internet and find out what K/D means.
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Hawk132

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Re: Roll to Die- A New Day to Die
« Reply #2 on: November 05, 2015, 05:07:10 am »
It means kill/death ratio. Kill blazing glory to show him how it works.
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Perplexicon: A New Arena - Abandoned, but feel free to give it a read.

Dustan Hache

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Re: Roll to Die- A New Day to Die
« Reply #3 on: November 05, 2015, 05:21:48 am »
Spawn in with my SABR 13 and shoot blaze in the head.
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Quote from: Empiricist on May 10, 2018, 10:06:00 pm
I figure at some point, you're just gonna run outta fucks to give and just off yourself whenever you get hurt at all. It's not like there's any downsides to it. Hangover? Suicide will fix that. Stubbed your toe? Suicide. Headache? Suicide. Papercut? Suicide.

Nidilap

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Re: Roll to Die- A New Day to Die
« Reply #4 on: November 05, 2015, 10:06:03 am »
Quote from: blazing glory on November 05, 2015, 03:36:54 am
Whip out The Internet and find out what K/D means.
3 You look at a computer and start typing "K/D"

But then you get knocked over by Hawk, and you guys are tangled. You then get shot up by a SABR, ruining your legs

Quote from: Hawk132 on November 05, 2015, 05:07:10 am
It means kill/death ratio. Kill blazing glory to show him how it works.
2 You jump at Blaze ready to claw his eyes out, and slip on a banana peel

You tangle with him. You get shot up with a SABR, ruining your torso.

Quote from: Dustan Hache on November 05, 2015, 05:21:48 am
Spawn in with my SABR 13 and shoot blaze in the head.
3 You fire wildly with your SABR 13, and destroy computer. You also shoot up that tangle, but no kills!
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Nidilap likes Adamantine, Bituminous Coal, Garnets, Cats for their aloofness, Dwarves for their stupidity, and Swords for their Spikes and edges. When possible, he prefers to eat pizza, ramen noodles, and sushi. He absolutely detests elves and spiders. He needs MTN DEW to get through the working day.

A medium- sized creature prone to great ambition, but only when he feels like it.

Dustan Hache

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Re: Roll to Die- A New Day to Die
« Reply #5 on: November 05, 2015, 11:02:47 am »
shoot them again, until one of them dies, then kick the other in the face.
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Quote from: Empiricist on May 10, 2018, 10:06:00 pm
I figure at some point, you're just gonna run outta fucks to give and just off yourself whenever you get hurt at all. It's not like there's any downsides to it. Hangover? Suicide will fix that. Stubbed your toe? Suicide. Headache? Suicide. Papercut? Suicide.

Hawk132

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Re: Roll to Die- A New Day to Die
« Reply #6 on: November 05, 2015, 12:38:09 pm »
Untangle myself from blazing glory, take the gun from Dustan and crush his face with the stock. Shoot blazing glory afterwards.
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spazyak

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Re: Roll to Die- A New Day to Die
« Reply #7 on: November 05, 2015, 06:34:48 pm »
spawn in with insanely sharp sword* (TM) and stab at the nearest thing

*may not actually be insanely sharp, results may vary, may not come in color or design displayed on package, please do not use near eyes, not responsible for injuries
« Last Edit: November 05, 2015, 06:40:10 pm by spazyak »
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crazyabe

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Re: Roll to Die- A New Day to Die
« Reply #8 on: November 05, 2015, 06:38:24 pm »
Draw my FireSwords(TM) and stab that Idiot with the SABR 13 through the heart
« Last Edit: November 05, 2015, 08:55:55 pm by crazyabe »
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Re: Roll to Die- A New Day to Die
« Reply #9 on: November 05, 2015, 08:54:23 pm »
No one likes me.

Start throttling Hawk in a chokehold while keeping him between me and Dustan.
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Ultimuh

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Re: Roll to Die- A New Day to Die
« Reply #10 on: November 06, 2015, 04:06:49 am »
Spawn in and launch a plethora of frag grenades everywhere around me.
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Peradon

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Re: Roll to Die- A New Day to Die
« Reply #11 on: November 06, 2015, 05:25:55 am »
Spawn in and use my sniper rifle to snipe CrazyAbe
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Re: Roll to Die- A New Day to Die
« Reply #12 on: November 06, 2015, 10:46:04 am »
Spawn with a nuclear bomb on a 3 second fuse, already lit. Wait for it to explode, killing everyone.
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Re: Roll to Die- A New Day to Die
« Reply #13 on: November 06, 2015, 10:47:10 am »
Quote from: Tomasque on November 06, 2015, 10:46:04 am
Spawn with a nuclear bomb on a 3 second fuse, already lit. Wait for it to explode, killing everyone.

Now that's just overkill.
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Ozwald

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Re: Roll to Die- A New Day to Die
« Reply #14 on: November 24, 2015, 06:20:41 am »
Discover the meaning of life and if it is even relevant to anything anymore.
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Yo man, I used to hang here. Now i'm just a hung hanged man.
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