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[SOLDIER First]

Oh. So Gratesplosion - The Game? Wait, so what's the objective of the game if everyone's just going to be fed all the info they need?

i never said it had a plot, i said i wanted to do it

[Empiricist]

They can be whoever as long as they are compatible with Aesford and in all seriousness I'm probably going to keep Lynch anyways but ideas are always dope.

Well, aside from the obvious option of convincing Twinwolf to let Aesford gain a psychic murderghost from their plot, other ideas that come to mind include:

• The Icelandic Death Metal Bear from Perplexicon. Very tanky and fights by using attacks that while doing little damage, force their victim to target them, or apply bear mauling-related debuffs/effects that can only be dispelled by attacking it.
  
• Á Bao A Qu, a shapeless translucent beast. When it follows someone, with each step it becomes clearer and more colorful, gaining an intensifying blue light. It will only be able to become complete if the person it follows reaches Nirvana. Becomes more powerful with each passing turn.
  
• A homicidal roomba with all the powers of a slasher villain. Actions are extremely powerful but won't actually take effect for several turns and it is possible to delay those actions further meaning it acts as a hybrid nuker/aggro-drawing tank depending on whether or not enemies target it.
  
• A Project Pluto cruise missile. Specializes in evasion and hitting all enemies with the shockwaves and nuclear fallout it leaves in its wake. Because we seriously need someone capable of keeping the cannon fodder under control.
  
• An AFB Launcher wielding soldier in Mobile Attack Armor from a universe set after the events of Metal Wolf Chaos. Uses whatever stat distribution burns with the maximum possible amount of patriotism.
  
• Left Shark. All of its actions are passives that buff Aesford further. It has the stat distribution of a glass cannon, but none of its actions actually scale with any stat. It's effectively a self-buff that remains as long as a very squishy summon remains in combat. A well-used Trick Play however can allow it to bring its high offensive stats to bear for its brief moment of fame, while preserving one of its buffs by handing it over to an ally.
  
• Some horrible, horrible combination of the above.
  

Well, much worse for the people involved. For the people who weren't in the game and just there to watch that slow-motion trainwreck, like yours truly, it was hilarious.

To be fair, even if you were in the game it was pretty hilarious to watch. Unless you were one of the people arguing, I guess.

Or Elf

Come to think of it, I don't think I've ever seen Elf angry. I mean sure, there were times when he's been upset, but the situation usually defuses itself shortly afterwards. I wonder if we'll ever get to see him just fully boil over. Probably would be pretty terrifying. Hope I'd have popcorn if/when it happens

[Adragis]

Elf's an Elf, they're always calm and ethereal.

[SOLDIER First]

elf angry is the argument exploding, and then the next day you're sitting again at your computer.
your door suddenly slams inward and, in an extremely stereotypical british accent, some guy proclaims he's going to rip your bloody head off

[Empiricist]

Elf's an Elf, they're always calm and ethereal.

Wouldn't his username just be IamanElf rather than IamanElfCollaborator? Since the Collaborator bit does imply not being an elf. Not to mention his occasional mention of tentacles. I don't think elves usually come with tentacles

[Adragis]

Elfdritch abomination?

[IamanElfCollaborator]

elf angry is the argument exploding, and then the next day you're sitting again at your computer.
your door suddenly slams inward and, in an extremely stereotypical british accent, some guy proclaims he's going to rip your bloody head off

dats rassist

[SOLDIER First]

cracker

[IamanElfCollaborator]

also woo points for never getting angry

[SOLDIER First]

yeah actually that's pretty sick

[Empiricist]

elf angry is the argument exploding, and then the next day you're sitting again at your computer.
your door suddenly slams inward and, in an extremely stereotypical british accent, some guy proclaims he's going to rip your bloody head off

dats rassist

Plus isn't Elf also a different nationality anyway? I could've sworn he mentioned that he was born elsewhere.

also woo points for never getting angry

Hooray! Closest I've seen was this.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

To be honest, even that was rather 'eh' for me.

[Empiricist]

Yeah, Pantheon might have been saltier seeing as from what I hear it ended up having more salt than a cobalt bomb

Brings back memories though. Hey remember back when we had no standards and I wasn't a colossal douche?

[IamanElfCollaborator]

Yes, I don't have fond memories of Pantheon. At all. Let's not bring it up, yes?

[Adragis]

holy cow I miss rag