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[Amperzand]

Try really hard to remember that magic word correctly.

[crazyabe]

GO BERSERK ON WHAT EVER THEY THROW AT US

[origamiscienceguy]

Try really hard to remember that magic word correctly.

If you insist, time to create a !side plot!

GO BERSERK ON WHAT EVER THEY THROW AT US

You try hard to remember the words said by the Erbium Shamans right before the slave they were talking to died. You sit in the tunnel in the cage and think until the crowd outside starts to get restless. At the instant you remember one of the words, a piece of potato hits you in the head. You go absolutely berserk on that potato and turn it into a mash. You then look straight at the zombie, who was still trying to break into the tunnel, and you shout the word, "MAVETH!" Immediately, you feel some internal pressure, as if something was trying to pry its way into your heart. You suddenly got terrible thoughts of murder and maim. The crowd gasps and begins murmuring among themselves. One of the spectators stands up and says, "he's part of the Erbium Satanists! Kill him now!" With some mechanical contraption, all four of the doors on either side of the tunnel open and there is nothing between you and the zombie. However, the zombie looks at you and stands back. Then, the zombie speaks something back to you it is hard to make out in his raspy voice, but you think he says "shed" and then "satan" The crowd around you gather their weapons and the ones with ranged weapons take aim at you.

[Amperzand]

Uhhh. Welp.

...Yell a number of anti-satanic epithets?

[crazyabe]

I say this is a good time to runnnn

[origamiscienceguy]

I say this is a good time to runnnn

You're in a cage with a zombie.

[crazyabe]

I say this is a good time to runnnn

You're in a cage with a zombie.

As in around in circles, because people are shooting at us.

[Amperzand]

While yelling about how much we hate satanists and are sorry?

[crazyabe]

While yelling about how much we hate satanists and are sorry?

That works

[origamiscienceguy]

You don't know what, or who Satan is. All that you know is that he, or it, was what the Erbium Priests seemed to worship. You begin running around to dodge the rocks that some of the spectators started hurling at you. The ones with crossbows held their fire for the moment. You start shouting, "I didn't know what that word meant, I just hears the priests say it alot! Another slave always died when they said it, so I thought it would make the zombie die! I don't like the priests, they killed lot's of my friends! I hate Satanists!" At that moment, the darkness that had started to invade your heart receded and your state of mind returned. Also, the zombie suddenly took attention to you again and ran at you. Thankfully, the rock-throwers also stopped.

[crazyabe]

Quick, Hammer time.
Hammer that zombie against the wall with your fists, until it looks like you painted it red (The wall that is).

[Amperzand]

Punch and kick it until it gets off-balance, then grab it from behind and smash its face into the wall repeatedly.

[wer6]

Do /three/ Back flips into the middle of the ring, then lunge at the zombie, putting his sorry ass on his back, flip him over and use him as a bullet shield.

[Urist Mc Dwarf]

Rip out one of the arm bones of the zombies and stab it with the bone.

[Dustan Hache]

Just kick it in the leg. If we break the leg this will be a piece of cake.