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[Imic]

Army vs Roseheart:
Army charges.
Army looks at heart.
Army admires roseheart.
Army goes home.
Roseheart wins!

[pikachu17]

Volcarona uses Heat Wave on the army, creating similar effects to magma. Said army is now melted.

[TalonisWolf]

It is possible to carefully burn all the fat off a dwarf, which in DF makes it more or less immune to fire. That said, the average dwarf would lose.

[ironsnake345]

Papyrus produces several plates of mastercrafted spaghetti which combined are worth as much as your dwarf's entire fort because of ridiculous food prices. Papyrus wins by economic advantage.

[RoseHeart]

Stupid autospell messing up my post....

I'm not sure if my avatar is abstract or concrete but I think overall they are friendly symbols and I think your guy is a friendly character so I think it's a friendality. A draw.

Army vs Roseheart:
Army charges.
Army looks at heart.
Army admires roseheart.
Army goes home.
Roseheart wins!

Sig acquired.

[Felissan]

He's armed with a bayonet. Perfect for cutting a rose and shooting a heart.

[AzyWng]

Two gun users might make for an interesting fight.

Or it might make for a fight that ends as quickly as it begins.

Not sure who your character is, but if they have super powers or magic or something not displayed in the picture they'll likely end up on top.

[ironsnake345]

Papyrus halts whiskey-passing crazed gunman for disrupting the peace!

Gunman fires at Papyrus!

Papyrus is probably dead now.

[Neoexdeath]

A blue butterfly with an ethereal aura around it perches on top of papyrus' chef hat. Which is most probably filled with the most quality spaghetti ever created. Nothing much really happens after that.

Draw.

[TalonisWolf]

Urist McFatalist begins to stalk and brood...

Urist McFatalist seizes Neoexdeath the Ethereal Butterfly by the Wing!

Urist McFatalist works, darkly brooding...

Urist McFatalist has created Unol Okag, a Ethereal Butterfly Axe! It glows blue in the darkness. It menaces with spikes of Obsidian.

[ironsnake345]

Papyrus leaves the dwarf to its ravings for a while.

Days pass with no word; the dwarf continues drunkenly engaging in fights and making artifacts out of various creatures.

Suddenly, Papyrus dumps the spaghetti he'd been preparing for days on end onto the dwarf.

The dwarf is subdued by vast amounts of spaghetti.



what did I just write...

[Greatness942]

Papyrus leaves the dwarf to its ravings for a while.

Days pass with no word; the dwarf continues drunkenly engaging in fights and making artifacts out of various creatures.

Suddenly, Papyrus dumps the spaghetti he'd been preparing for days on end onto the dwarf.

The dwarf is subdued by vast amounts of spaghetti.



what did I just write...

No idea, man, but bones burn easily, so...

[DolosusDoleus]

Magic can't save you from a bullet or knife wound.

[Neoexdeath]

Ha! You could never hope to hit me before I...

*1 point blank shot later*

Nevermind.

[AzyWng]

I have no idea who the person in your profile pic is.

If they're immune to bullets in some fashion (fast enough to dodge, bulletproof or hard to kill) it's gonna be much more difficult/impossible for a gunman to win.