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[Sir Elventide]

Sir Elventide sees your guns and raise you eleven armed grenades.

Sir Elventide: 3, Drunken, smelly pygmies: DEAD THRICE MORE!

[ironsnake345]

While Sir Elventide is busy hurling grenades at the dwarves, Papyrus swoops in and swipes the remote detonator for his ship's nanosecond-fuse self-destruct sequence!


Space Pirate Captain Papyrus: 2, Sir Elventide: Shipless and stranded!

[Puppyguard]

Boneship.

Tie.

[pikachu17]

The pikachus are still floating in space. They then infiltrate Elventide's spaceship, setting a bunch of detonator mines, the detonator of which they give to their God. Space is ignored.

[Puppyguard]

Space is ignored.

Space is sad now.

[pikachu17]

The pikachus stop ignoring space!

[Sir Elventide]

Sir Elventide regained his ship, only to get blown up by the mines the pikachus left behind.

Stupid, shockingly evil mice: 1, a very, very pissed off elf: OH THE HORROR!

[Maximum Spin]

TERRIFYING COLOURS has no hands to trigger detonators, so it simply devours the elf's soul instead.

Or, well, tries to do so, only to learn that elves have no souls.

Tie.

[Sir Elventide]

Sir Elventide respawns on a nearby planet and curses TERRIFYING COLORS' sarcasm. Just to spite it, he begins to paint a picture of it before urinating on the painting.

TIE?

[Puppyguard]

Space is still sad from the pikachus.

Draw.

[Mlamlah]

Judeau dies in about seven seconds if i'm about right in my understanding of space physics.

[RoseHeart]

I'm going to call the ascii rose in my signature today, my avatar.

Doing a little research... This Hawk has trouble winning in matters of the heart, so the rose wins. Unconquered. Unchallenged.

[Puppyguard]

Ascii rose is not subject to the biological limitations of a real rose, and is perfectly fine in space.

Tie.

[pikachu17]

The pikachus attempt to hug space! Space should feel better now.

[Sir Elventide]

Sir Elventide manages to convince the local government that the pikachus were a spaceborne threat. Launched missiles utterly destroys the pikachus.

Sir Elventide: 2, Shockingly dead rats: ALL OVER THE PLACE!