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Author Topic: ROLL TO GET THE THING  (Read 7137 times)

Paphi

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ROLL TO GET THE THING
« on: October 01, 2015, 07:32:42 pm »

YOU'RE IN A GROUP OF PEOPLE AND EVERYONE'S HAVIN A GR8 TIME N STUF-WHOA

THAT'S AWESOME

THAT THING UP THERE ON THAT DARK, OMINOUS BUT OTHERWISE BARREN AND NOT-SUSPICIOUS-LOOKING HILL

YOU TOTALLY WANT IT

SO DOES EVERYONE ELSE

GO GET IT!
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carp

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Re: ROLL TO GET THE THING
« Reply #1 on: October 01, 2015, 08:04:48 pm »

i put a cage on the thing.
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crazyabe

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Re: ROLL TO GET THE THING
« Reply #2 on: October 01, 2015, 08:13:57 pm »

GO SUPER SAIYEN AND CHARGE UP THE HILL
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Re: ROLL TO GET THE THING
« Reply #3 on: October 01, 2015, 08:24:39 pm »

WAIT FOR SOMEONE ELSE TO RETRIEVE THE THING, LET THEM DO ALL THE FIGHTING, THEN BRAIN THEM WITH A BIG STICK AND STEAL IT
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Re: ROLL TO GET THE THING
« Reply #4 on: October 01, 2015, 10:14:02 pm »

i put a cage on the thing.
[5] THE THING IS NOW CAGED

GO SUPER SAIYEN AND CHARGE UP THE HILL
[LADY BLIGH] YOU TENSE AND SCREAM AND GLOW. SUDDENLY YOU EXPLODE IN AN AURA OF LIGHT. COOL. AWESOME. THEN A GHOST POPS OUT OF THE HILL AND YOU'RE SPOOKED AND DIE. RESPAWN?

WAIT FOR SOMEONE ELSE TO RETRIEVE THE THING, LET THEM DO ALL THE FIGHTING, THEN BRAIN THEM WITH A BIG STICK AND STEAL IT

[6] YOU LOOK FOR A BIG STICK. YOU FIND A LOG AND PICK IT UP. AWESOME. THAT SPOOKY GHOST THING COMES YOUR WAY, BUT YOU BATTERRR UP AND KNOCK IT BACK INTO THE HILL. AWESOME. BUT YOU THREW OUT YOUR SHOULDER. OW.



OH YEAH, 1'S ARE NOW LADY BLIGH'S. EACH UNLEASH SPOOPY GHOSTS THAT TRY TO KILL EVERYONE UNTIL SOMEONE ROLLS A SIX.
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Re: ROLL TO GET THE THING
« Reply #5 on: October 01, 2015, 10:16:43 pm »

RESPAWN ABOVE Player 3 wherever he is
« Last Edit: October 02, 2015, 07:50:40 am by crazyabe »
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Re: ROLL TO GET THE THING
« Reply #6 on: October 02, 2015, 12:25:43 am »

BE THE THING.
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Re: ROLL TO GET THE THING
« Reply #7 on: October 02, 2015, 03:18:00 am »

CARTWHEEL UP THE HILL TO GET THE THING
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poketwo

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Re: ROLL TO GET THE THING
« Reply #8 on: October 02, 2015, 01:51:22 pm »

I'M BLOOD RAVEN.

STEAL THE THING!
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Re: ROLL TO GET THE THING
« Reply #9 on: October 02, 2015, 01:57:29 pm »

I AM THE MISTIC SWORDMAN.

I THROW A BALL OF DARK ENERGY AT THE GHOST!
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Re: ROLL TO GET THE THING
« Reply #10 on: October 02, 2015, 02:09:08 pm »

BE THE THING.
FALSE. I AM THE THING.
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AoshimaMichio

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Re: ROLL TO GET THE THING
« Reply #11 on: October 02, 2015, 02:15:55 pm »

Kill everyone else and bathe in their blood! If everybody is dead then the thing will be mine.
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Paphi

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Re: ROLL TO GET THE THING
« Reply #12 on: October 02, 2015, 02:20:50 pm »

RESPAWN ABOVE Player 3 wherever he is
[2] YOU RESPAWN FIFTY FEET IN THE AIR AND FALL ON A ROCK AND BREAK THE FALL WITH YOUR ARM. AND YOUR ARM SNAPS TOO.

BE THE THING.
[LADY BLIGH] YOU ARE THE THING. YOU SIT IN YOUR CAGE AND WATCH A GHOST COME OUT AND TRY TO KILL YOU OH NO. BUT THE CAGE PROTECTS YOU!

CARTWHEEL UP THE HILL TO GET THE THING
[5] YOU CARTWHEEL UP THE HILL A BIT. THE GOST IS IMPRESSED BY YOUR ACROBATIC STYLINGS.

I'M BLOOD RAVEN.

STEAL THE THING!

[5] YOUR DROP POD SMASHES INTO GROUND NEAR CAGED THING. YOU TRY TO SMASH CAGE BUT IS TOO STRONG. GOST SEES YOUR MIGHTY SPACEBOUND FORM AND APPLAUDS.

I AM THE MISTIC SWORDMAN.

I THROW A BALL OF DARK ENERGY AT THE GHOST!

[4] YOU THROW MYSTIC ENERGY BALL AT GOST. GOST EATS LIKE CHAMP, IS NOT IMPRESSED, DECIDES YOU MAY LIVE AFTER TAKING YOUR ARMS.

BE THE THING.
FALSE. I AM THE THING.
[6] OH, RIGHT. YOU ARE. WE WERE AT WRONG HILL, HAHA! EVERYONE LAUGHS EMBARRASSEDLY AND GOST SHAMEFULLY GOES BACK INSIDE THE RIGHT HILL. YOU ARE STILL CAGED THOUGH.

Kill everyone else and bathe in their blood! If everybody is dead then the thing will be mine.
[LADY BLIGH] YOU GO AND TRY TO KILL THE ARMORED GUY, AND THEN THE GOST POPS BACK AND SPOOPS EVERYONE OFF THE HILL, INCLUDING THE GUY WHO ISN'T THE REAL THING.



THERE IS ONE GOST SPOOPING AROUND THE REAL HILL NOW
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AoshimaMichio

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Re: ROLL TO GET THE THING
« Reply #13 on: October 02, 2015, 02:27:11 pm »

I am a ghost buster! I do my job and I like it!
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Re: ROLL TO GET THE THING
« Reply #14 on: October 02, 2015, 02:30:06 pm »

I am a ghost buster! I do my job and I like it!
[5] YOU MAKE THE GOST TREMBLE IN ITS SPECTRAL AND METAPHORICAL BOOTIES

REMEMBER, GOSTS ONLY GO ON 6'S
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