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AoshimaMichio

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Knock knock!
« on: September 30, 2015, 01:38:10 pm »
It is fairly pleasant evening. And now someone is knocking your front door. What to do?
« Last Edit: November 07, 2015, 01:38:47 pm by AoshimaMichio »
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origamiscienceguy

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Re: Knock knock!
« Reply #1 on: September 30, 2015, 01:39:15 pm »
Say in a deep voice "You've made a mistake coming here" then slowly open the door.
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Re: Knock knock!
« Reply #2 on: September 30, 2015, 01:43:45 pm »
Grow long hair, draw a few pentagrams on the walls and floor, splash yourself with blood, light a few candles on the biggest pentagram and open the door holding a dead cat.
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AoshimaMichio

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Re: Knock knock!
« Reply #3 on: September 30, 2015, 02:04:31 pm »
Quote from: origamiscienceguy on September 30, 2015, 01:39:15 pm
Say in a deep voice "You've made a mistake coming here" then slowly open the door.

"I'm sorry!" shrieks high pitched voice. As you open the door you catch a sight of someone very dirty running away fast. You shrug and continue your evening.

Later on that night your house burns down, you with it.


Quote from: McDonald on September 30, 2015, 01:43:45 pm
Grow long hair, draw a few pentagrams on the walls and floor, splash yourself with blood, light a few candles on the biggest pentagram and open the door holding a dead cat.

You prepare properly before opening the door. Behind it is standing someone extremely dirty. You can't even tell if its gender under all that dirt and baggy clothes. S/he screams with very high pitched voice and runs away. Eh, whatever.

Later on that night satanists break into your house and try to summon Satan using bloody pentagrams you so thoughtfully prepared. You are used as a sacrifice.
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McDonald

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Re: Knock knock!
« Reply #4 on: September 30, 2015, 02:08:21 pm »
Refuse to be sacrified and sacrifice the satanists instead.
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Peradon

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Re: Knock knock!
« Reply #5 on: September 30, 2015, 02:26:34 pm »
Open the door and greet the person....
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AoshimaMichio

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Re: Knock knock!
« Reply #6 on: September 30, 2015, 02:31:08 pm »
Quote from: McDonald on September 30, 2015, 02:08:21 pm
Refuse to be sacrified and sacrifice the satanists instead.

Too late, yer heart is already carved out. Try again?

Quote from: Peradon on September 30, 2015, 02:26:34 pm
Open the door and greet the person....

Behind the door is standing someone extremely dirty. You can't even tell if its gender under all that dirt and baggy clothes.

"Could you please help me?" the person asks with high shaky voice. You conclude that the dirtbag is probably young, barely teenager. Or maybe a girl.
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Re: Knock knock!
« Reply #7 on: September 30, 2015, 02:35:00 pm »
DEATH WILL NOT STOP ME. REINCARNATE AS NAR-SIE.
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Re: Knock knock!
« Reply #8 on: September 30, 2015, 02:57:03 pm »
"Aren't you a bit young to be out on your own so late?"

The more excessively concerned sounding the better.
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AoshimaMichio

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Re: Knock knock!
« Reply #9 on: September 30, 2015, 03:08:26 pm »
Quote from: McDonald on September 30, 2015, 02:35:00 pm
DEATH WILL NOT STOP ME. REINCARNATE AS NAR-SIE.

After quick googling I'll say hell no!

Quote from: Graknorke on September 30, 2015, 02:57:03 pm
"Aren't you a bit young to be out on your own so late?"

The more excessively concerned sounding the better.

This isn't a suggestion game btw, but since I don't feel like copypasting same so often I'll cut corners here a bit.

"I guess. Can you help me, please? I... I need help."
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Re: Knock knock!
« Reply #10 on: September 30, 2015, 03:11:10 pm »
Answer in the most stereotypical German accent imaginable.

"VAT do you vant?!"
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Re: Knock knock!
« Reply #11 on: September 30, 2015, 03:12:50 pm »
NOT EVEN YOU CAN STOP Okay. Try to meet satan in hell.
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Re: Knock knock!
« Reply #12 on: September 30, 2015, 03:25:48 pm »
Quote from: Tawarochir on September 30, 2015, 03:11:10 pm
Answer in the most stereotypical German accent imaginable.

"VAT do you vant?!"

Ja. Das ist gutt. Sprechen die Deutsch.
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Re: Knock knock!
« Reply #13 on: September 30, 2015, 04:28:16 pm »
Quote from: AoshimaMichio on September 30, 2015, 03:08:26 pm
"I guess. Can you help me, please? I... I need help."
"What happened? Do you need to come inside?"

Invite inside...
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AoshimaMichio

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Re: Knock knock!
« Reply #14 on: October 01, 2015, 12:12:41 am »
Quote from: Tawarochir on September 30, 2015, 03:11:10 pm
Answer in the most stereotypical German accent imaginable.

"VAT do you vant?!"

The chid seems to be slightly suprised by your accent.
"I need help?" The child says, while quickly scanning the road behind.

Quote from: McDonald on September 30, 2015, 03:12:50 pm
NOT EVEN YOU CAN STOP Okay. Try to meet satan in hell.

Nope. Not going there. Or the other place either.

Quote from: Peradon on September 30, 2015, 04:28:16 pm
Quote from: AoshimaMichio on September 30, 2015, 03:08:26 pm
"I guess. Can you help me, please? I... I need help."
"What happened? Do you need to come inside?"

Invite inside...

"I'm being chased. I need to... I need to hide." The child slips inside leaving dirt behind and you close the door behind.

"Please don't let anyone know I'm here. I promise I won't be trouble!"
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