Well, I guess it has been long enough that I'd rather give this one a new post.
Van: Welcome back to Wikipedia Report. Graham's back.
Graham: Uh, sorry about that. It won't happen again, I promise. Now who's this other guy? Are you replacing me?
Van: Well, you recently gave me that promotion, so I'm allowed to hire people now. Given your absence, I had to find someone.
Ted: Ted Sinclair. So why were you missing again?
Van: Ahh what a kidder right?
Graham: Let's just let that stay in the past. So, what did I miss while I was on er, probation?
Ted: Quite a bit actually.
Van: Well, this turn marks the end of a long and fairly successful run for Ukranian Ranger. The grocery gang is down to two members.
Ted: Dad's want for revenge might put a few holes in their plans.
Graham: Well, its still 2 versus one isn't it?
Van: True, but Dad has been making good progress in this battle of the war. He may be outnumbered and outgunned, but if he's given time to regroup he should be able to make quite the mark on his competition.
Ted: If Greatness and Hawk focus their fire as suggested previously, there's very few warriors that count stand against them.
Graham: They might want to consider aiming for structural components of Dad's vehicle. His mobility is currently his only major advantage, and taking that away may be critical for victory. Now then, let's move onto someone else.
Van: Well, High tyrol is still raining down fire onto the area. No one seems to want to prioritize them as a target, despite that they've claimed a kill on a conquistador.
Ted: Speaking of those conquistadors, our warriors are running out of time to finish the quest.
Graham: It'd kind of be a shame if the first quest in the war ended in failure. It doesn't seem like our warriors want to work together on it though. Management figured the quest system would cause more conflict, and look where we are. This seems like a clear cut success to me on that account.
Ted: I can't deny that. How about an update on the world inside the painting?
Van: Execute must have sent the impostor into a panic. Where are they hiding? Or perhaps they were executed in secret?
Ted: Seems like Execute's words have had quite the effect.
Graham: Are they actually concerned for him though? Perhaps they're simply angered at their position being mocked.
Ted: That doesn't sound right. However, Twinwolf has found their painting, and there's no telling what that might mean for the future. Will they tell the other combatants their suspicions? Sneak in alone? Both possibilities have merits, them being unaware of the painting's true purpose.
Graham: They might just turn their attention elsewhere. They're in a dangerous location, and are likely unprepared for what's inside, in addition to the surrounding conflict. Then again...
Van: What is it?
Graham: Since they're in a place with a lot of targets, it might just be the ideal time to use that chocolate bar.
Ted: Oh! And High tyrol is in the air!
Van: You're right Graham. But will Twinwolf make that connection too?
Graham: That's the real question isn't it? Anyway, let's move on to our less battle hungry warriors.
Van: But what about Salsacookies?
Ted: Well they're keeping steady, and slowly pushing back against the conquistadors. That's more than some of our warriors can say. But like Graham says, let's move on.
Van: Elephant Parade has quite the song prepared. All that remains is finding an audience, it seems.
Ted: Not the most conventional use of a weapon, but it certainly shows their resourcefulness.
Graham: Every skill has a use, even if it isn't apparent. If they're able to get a sizable amount of money out of this venture, it may well be worth their time.
Van: They seem to have lost their horse in the commotion though.
Ted: That's certainly a problem. They need every advantage they can get. So, how about our new warrior?
Graham: Nav is extremely well armed and equipped, and their skills and abilities are impressive as well. Let's start with their equipment.
Van: First up is an assault rifle, and one with a larger than normal amount of ammo capacity.
Graham: That's always a welcome thing. Any gun is welcome in the wars, and one like that is practically the top of the line.
Ted: They've also got a car, and the know-how to drive it.
Graham: Transportation is important. The medal is far less likely to be relevant, but it could potentially be sold to a proper owner.
Van: Their clothing leaves much to be desired though. It might detract from any first impression they make. That's just me though.
Ted: I think their skills make up for that. They can always find something better.
Graham: Scavenging is an absurdly powerful skill. It seems they knew what sort of battlefield they would arrive at.
Van: Demon hunting is probably less useful, but you never know what will happen in the Wiki Wars. On the other hand, Guerrilla Warfare is probably one of the more useful types of warfare in the Wiki Wars, and it should serve them well.
Ted: The remaining skills of landscape painting, war, poetry, and chess will probably see less use, but still have reasonable applications.
Graham: I see we've saved the best for last. This man can turn into a shark!
Van: That form even offers a powerful healing ability. It might even be better than Hawk's healing.
Ted: I somewhat doubt the effectiveness of this form, but its too damn awesome not to like.
Graham: Denmark, Wisconsin has a fair few rivers. Salsacookies certainly has a boat moored here.
Van: They may be able to use this form as a way to make a quick escape, in a pinch.
Graham: Unless that form is permanent, they've got a powerful tool to make use of. It also depends on how injuries are transferred when he transforms.
Ted: Regardless of all that, NAV is already someone to watch. That's everything for now, I think.
Graham: Yes. That concludes this session of Wikipedia Warfare Report. You know where to find us.
Van: Much better.
Ted: See you next time.
(Side note, Elephant Parade's horse appears to be missing. Just thought I'd point that out, but I'm pretty sure its intentional. Mostly saying this for Elephant's benefit. Also, High tyrol's conquistador point wasn't added to the relevant spoiler, though I doubt it'll matter unless they gun down all 4 fleeing conquistadors at once. Hey, it could happen.)
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