Round 27: ContactLocation: Denmark, WisconsinWeather Conditions: Snowing (12.5 inches)Time: Early Morning Hawk limps into the produce section which looks to him like a medicine cabinet. He scoops up armfuls of celery, cabbage and onions, clutching them close to his chest and getting quite emotional. Ranger looks to be disturbed by this on some levels and elects to stand by the front door while Hawk handles his weird veggie ritual. Hawk scarfs down the food as if it were a liquid, which it actually becomes as it enters his mouth. The new substance fills his stomach with nutrients that are hypermetabolized, healing him of all his wounds. (Right Thigh & Right Ankle Cured)
"Die! For Texas! You shall menace me no more! Although you never did- forget it, you're dead." Fallacy pulls the MAS-36 off of her shoulder strap and aims it at the combatant on his horse. (9+2 vs.
Fallacy fires off two quick shots at Elephant, the first striking him through the left foot, passing through the bone, and going into the lower torso of his horse. Elephant holds onto the reins of his horse to prevent himself from falling off, while his mount unsteadily stumbles to the side, having suffered an even more serious wound.
Greatness shrugs and does not bother with the police officer anymore, after all, they are only recognized in their village while Samurai where known throughout all of Japan. The officer exits the tent ungraciously and leaves Greatness to his devices, allowing him to continue carefully working on his broken helmet, taking care not to damage it further. (2) He actually makes significant progress in repairing the helmet, but while moving it he slips on a patch of ice below him and lands on top of his invention. As he gets up, he sees that the weight of his body compounded by his armor has reduced the helmet to pieces of broken metal and shattered glass shards. An array of released chemical liquids seep into the ground beneath him.
Elephant Parade unsheathes his Officer's Sabre and turns his racehorse towards the direction of Fallacy. He spurs his horse into a gallop, the beast whines and sprints at Parade, leaving a trail of blood beneath. (5+1 vs 2) Fallacy leaps away as Parade goes thundering by her, but not far enough as his blade is still able to reach her and cuts into her skull. The impact of the attack sends Fallacy spinning to the ground, the attack missing her brain as far as she can tell but it still opened up a large gash that leaks a substantial amount of blood.
Ukranian Ranger allows Hawk to heal himself while she leans on the display window outside of the front of the grocery, her pistol dangling from her idly swinging right hand. (Perception: 1-1) Out of the corner of her, she notices a figure moving behind some wreckage. Altered, she pulls her gun up and holds it with both hands while hustling over to the space. She turns the corner, and pulls her pistol on...a cat. (Distracted: -1 to next Combat roll)
Execute relives the guard of his sword, (+Shortsword) and stuffs him inside of a barrel before heading down the stair's said guard was covering. Ducking under the eyes of the guards on the opposite side of the deck, Execute finds himself in a space totally different from the last ship. He is in a corridor filled with cannons and cannon balls. And where there are cannons...he rifles around until he finds several sacks full of dark, dusty gunpowder, gritty to the touch.
High tyrol drives away from the scene and retreats to her Biplane, hopping out of her car and attaching its front bumper to a towing cable on the aerial vehicle. Tyrol then takes the somewhat unorthodox method of towing the racecar using her plane and driving it to the nearest airway, which happens to be all the way in Green Bay. (4) Tyrol gets held up in traffic, many people honking at her as they try and navigate around her on the highway.
Abstract wakes up, gets in his car and begins to drive around the Green Bay area looking for work. (1) Staring out the window for "HELP WANTED" signs, Abstract fails to see that a pickup truck has accidentally veered into his lane. (9+2 vs. 4) Abstract split second instincts swerve him out of the way while the truck zooms past him and slams into a barrier.
"Several of your men— our men— have already sacrificed themselves so that we could make it here. We are not leaving. Not yet. The situation has changed since yesterday, but we can still make this work. The plan is the same: we need to masquerade as members of this tournament and defeat the combatants battling here. The key is to avoid engaging the authorities for now."
Nunzillor turns to Tiny Chuck, obviously distressed by his remarks,
"If things start to look bad, we can pull out, regroup, recruit more soldiers, and return when things are more favorable. The intention always was to wage a guerrilla war, after all. Watashitachiha vixtorious ni narimasu!" She slips into the street and runs along the shadows of the buildings. Tiny Chuck, with a lack of emotion, stays behind, toying with his rifle.
Nunzillor attempts to contact the Sniper Team, but there is no response on their radio frequency.
The Mobile Team reports that one snowmobile and two men are totally incapacitated. They say that they've recovered the Grenade Launcher and are back on route. (3) They then inform Nunzillor that there is significant police presence in the area and they will have to take a long detour which will delay their arrival.
Assault Team stays among the buildings, moving among them one by one. (Perception: 5-1) They report to Nunzillor that they have come across no Wiki-Warriors at the moment. (Group Stealth vs. Perception: 4+1 vs. 8-1) After shooing the cat away, Ukranian Ranger spots someone crouching in a building; the moon reflects a piece of metal in their hands. (3-1-1 vs. 6) Ranger fires three times and misses not only the target but the entire building he is taking cover in as well. After firing, Ranger runs back into the grocery store with Hawk. Nunzillor picks up hectic radio chatter, "Contact! Contact! Somewhere from the North, in those buildings on the other side of the street!" (4) Nunzillor is still a few blocks away from the Assault Team when she receives this transmission.
The first wave of refugees from Denmark have begun moving out.
Name: Execute/Dumbo.exe
Gender: Male
Nationality: Iranian/Russian
Karaindash: +2 Administration, +2 Diplomacy
Rufa Mae Quinto: +2 Acting, +2 Singing
The Other Face of Janus: +Ability: Trans-dimensional Painting Transportation
Arman Sedghi: +2 Engineering
Sviatopolk I of Kiev: +2 Military Strategy, +2 Assassination, +Loyal Boyar Subject
Status: Bruised Nose
Kills: 0
Assets: Loyal Boyar Subject (Dagger), Shortsword
Abilities:
Trans-dimensional Painting Transportation - Can open up portals in paintings to travel in and out of them. A strange and enigmatic power, use it carefully.
Wings of Quetzalcoatl - Can fly.
War Party:
1 War Party Commander (War Banner, Obsidian Sword)
3 Officers
14 Soldiers
Standard War Party Equipment - Bows, Obsidian Spears, Cloth Armor, Hardwood Helmets
Looted European Equipment: Muskets, Crossbows, Rapiers, Steel Armor, Steel Helmets
Name: Twinwolf
Gender: Male
Nationality: English/Yugoslavian
Johnny Strange: +2 Juggling, +2 Marksmanship, +Abilities: Black Hole Swallow Technique + Fire-breath Manipulator
Sluggish schizophrenia: +2 Psychological Torture
Dimitrije Ljotić: +2 Fascist Nationalism, +2 Law, +Judge's Suit
Black Thunder: +Black Thunder Chocolate Bar (When a bite of the bar is taken, lightning will randomly strike in the nearby area)
Kartouwe: +Kartouwe Cannon
Status: Normal
Assets: Judge's Suit, Black Thunder Chocolate Bar (When a bite of the bar is taken, lightning will randomly strike in the nearby area), Kartouwe Cannon
Abilities:
Black Hole Swallow Technique - Swallows any dangerous weapon or object that can fit inside his stomach with no negative effects.
Fire-breath Manipulator - Inhales a nearby source of fire and then can breathe it out of his mouth.
Name: Hawk132
Gender: Male
Nationality: Chilean
Lucho Gatica: +2
Bolero Dancing, +2 Acting
Vegetable juice: +Ability: Juice Up!
Jim Webb: +2 Naval Ability, +2 Politics, +Politican's Suit, +Ability: I want my 10 Minutes!
Bongolo: +2 Medic, +2 Romance
North American cuisine: +2 Cooking American Cuisine, +Grill
Status: Fine
Assets: Politician's Suit, Grill, Riot Gun [4/6], Police Pistol [9/9]
Abilities:
Juice Up - Can instantly turn any vegetable he comes in contact to into juice. Also, metabolizes vegetable juice very quickly to the point it can actually heal him. E.g., 10 Juiced carrots = 1 Medkit.
I want my 10 Minutes! (Passive) - Constantly demands to have a full, uninterrupted ten minutes so that he can say what he wants. Super effective against Anderson Cooper.
Name: Nunzillor
Gender: Female
Nationality: Swedish/Japanese
Dag Bjørndalen: +2 Skiing, +2 Rifles, +Skis, +Skiing Poles, +Small Rifle, +Skiing Outfit
Nikolay Basov: +2 Physics
Santa Rosa hitchhiker murders: +Ability: A Deadly Ride
Beaumont-Hamel: +2 Charging Assaults, +2 Pain Resistance
Amakusa 1637: +2 Leading Rebellions, +Katana
Status: Normal
Assets: Skis, Skiing Poles, Small Rifle [5/5], Skiing Outfit, Katana, Sympathizing Doctor Business Card, Handheld Radio Communicator
Abilities:
A Deadly Ride - If a character goes on a vehicular ride with Nunzillor, she gets +4 in rolls against them. If they are killed, Nunzillor will never be officially connected to the murder.
Name: AbstractTraitorHero
Gender: Male
Nationality: English/American
Aston Martin DP212: +Aston Martin DP212 Sports Car
Joel Halliwell: +2 Horseback Riding, +2 Inspiration, +English WWI Uniform
Dzhamal Otarsultanov: +2 Wrestling
Ira Shafer: +2 Law, +2 Politics
Jon Denning: +2 Driving
Status: Normal
Assets: Aston Martin DP212 Sports Car, English WWI Uniform, Green Bay Amateur Wrestling Champion Belt
Name: Ukranian Ranger
Gender: Female
Nationality: American
Gerri Elliot: +2 Business, +Business Suit
Alwyn Bramley-Moore: +2 Politics, +2 Writing, +2 WWI Combat
Henri Bouillard: +2 Theology
J.C. Penny: +2 Business (+4 Total), +1 J.C. Penny Store in the Green Bay Area
Chad Power: +2 Martial Arts
Joseph Solvinto: +2 Boxing (+3 Punching Total)
Status: Left Forearm Fractured [-2 to Two-handed Actions]
Kills: 1
Assets: Business Suit, 1 J.C. Penny Store in the Green Bay Area, Police Pistol [6/9]
Name: FallacyofUrist
Gender: Female
Nationality: Texan/Algerian
Bonnie Dasse: +2 Running, +9-Pound Shot Put Sphere
Special Organisation (Algeria): +2 Rifles, +1 Handguns, +1 Melee Combat, MAS-36 Rifle [5/5], MAB Model D Pistol [9/9], WWII Knife, 2 Modèle 1939 Landmines
Margaret Feinberg: +2 Christian Writing, +2 Christian Public Speaking
Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever: +2 Stealth (Must say (or internally think of) an incredibly cheesy or terrible Hollywood-stlye one-liner to incur bonus), + Sexy Camouflaged Stealth Outfit, +Unnecessary Sunglasses
Anne Wolf: +2 Classical, Jazz & Pop Piano Music
Status: Skull Slashed (Bleeding)
Assets: MAS-36 Rifle [3/5], MAB Model D Pistol [9/9], WWII Combat Knife, 2 Modele 1939 Landmines, Sexy Camouflaged Stealth Outfit, Unnecessary Sunglasses
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