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Aleksanderus

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Siege
« on: September 23, 2015, 12:59:34 pm »

Look at that siege!
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Re: Siege
« Reply #1 on: September 23, 2015, 01:57:58 pm »

It's terrifying.
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« Reply #2 on: September 23, 2015, 02:03:30 pm »

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Re: Siege
« Reply #3 on: September 23, 2015, 09:30:27 pm »

Wow. Just who did that village piss off to have that happen to them?
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Re: Siege
« Reply #4 on: September 23, 2015, 09:39:43 pm »

But wait... How many units is each aristiscsk?

If it's just one each it's not that big of a deal.
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Re: Siege
« Reply #5 on: September 24, 2015, 09:23:46 am »

Fight them off and become a legendary hero murderer!
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Re: Siege
« Reply #6 on: September 24, 2015, 09:29:38 am »

But wait... How many units is each aristiscsk?

If it's just one each it's not that big of a deal.
this tend to be tents filled with about 5 to 10+ guys either sleeping or angry and willingly to murder you.
sadly I don't think they simulate the pillaging of towns folks so it's going to either take over automatically or what not.
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Re: Siege
« Reply #7 on: September 24, 2015, 11:19:07 am »

Interesting.......

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Re: Siege
« Reply #8 on: September 24, 2015, 01:54:13 pm »

In the tents were king, villagers some warriors and general Proroably king wanted to build a castle in the village but... He's dead now murdered by copper coins
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« Reply #9 on: September 24, 2015, 02:16:02 pm »

this tend to be tents filled with about 5 to 10+ guys either sleeping or angry and willingly to murder you.
Toady really needs to add guards for the tents. It's rather unrealistic for an ambitious chucklehead of an adventurer to be able to waltz in and kill a nation's leaders while they sleep.

sadly I don't think they simulate the pillaging of towns folks so it's going to either take over automatically or what not.

I'm reasonably certain that my adventurers have gotten caught up in sieges before. It would be odd if the whole "invading army on the march, lead as many citizens as you can out of here" scenario existed without any eventual invasion. That said, I do recall someone claiming that sieges only occur on the first of the month.

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Re: Siege
« Reply #10 on: September 25, 2015, 02:47:14 pm »

He's dead now murdered by copper coins

That reminded me of Mistborn.

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« Reply #11 on: October 06, 2015, 09:55:37 pm »

Personally I think he needs to make it so ppl wake up when you hit them because getting unlimited free hits on sleeping ppl feels a bit cheaty
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« Reply #12 on: October 06, 2015, 10:32:41 pm »

I found a hamlet with an asterisk in the middle of it once. It was composed of what I can only guess was the entirety of the goblin civ's military. The opening combat was basically the first 138 of them standing up and everyone getting turned into pincushions from the friendly fire.
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Re: Siege
« Reply #13 on: October 07, 2015, 12:19:43 am »

Well, I think this was an intact fort last time I was through here, then I played fortress mode a bit and was bringing rescued kids to their homes when I find uh... this awkward situation.


"Hey uh... who are we here to drop you off with? It isn't uh... that body on the pike there... or the butchered one there... or there... or that one on the spear... fuck, maybe I shouldn't be leaving kids here... ehhh, fuck it, there's your dad, PEACE!"
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Re: Siege
« Reply #14 on: October 10, 2015, 10:14:57 am »

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what a tiny siege!