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JaviLM

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I heard you like barons...
« on: September 06, 2015, 11:44:21 pm »

I heard you like barons, so I'm giving you two.

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And one will be a lesbian...

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But that's not interesting enough, so the other will be the granddaughter of a necromancer...

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...who you just happened to kill a few months ago.

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Looks like this is going to be a fun embark.
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Sirbug

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Re: I heard you like barons...
« Reply #1 on: September 07, 2015, 01:28:35 am »

That's some interesting family relations you have here. Though multibaronry is not too unusual.
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Cool, but wouldn't this likely lead to tongues having a '[SPEACH]' tag, and thus via necromancy we would have nearly unkillable reanimated tongues following necromancers spamming 'it is sad but not unexpected'?

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Re: I heard you like barons...
« Reply #2 on: September 07, 2015, 09:09:02 am »

Imagine the headlines for the menhirs that day.

"Lesbian Baroness Warrior Strikes Grandmother after Allegedly Catching her Raise Dead! Could Your Grandmother be Next?"
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Re: I heard you like barons...
« Reply #3 on: September 07, 2015, 03:22:23 pm »

Hot double lesbian baron action? Well then...
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Re: I heard you like barons...
« Reply #4 on: September 07, 2015, 04:01:39 pm »

Hide your maternal grandmothers everyone

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Re: I heard you like barons...
« Reply #5 on: September 07, 2015, 05:02:58 pm »

Ummm... just a thought.

It pretty clearly says that the necromancer was her paternal Grandfather.  Her Grandmother is selected, and not a necromancer...

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Bins stacked full of mangoes were laid out in rows. On further inspection of the market, Cog came to the realization that everything was mangoes.

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Re: I heard you like barons...
« Reply #6 on: September 07, 2015, 05:07:25 pm »

Imagine the headlines for the menhirs that day.

"Lesbian Baroness Warrior Strikes Grandmother after Allegedly Catching her Raise Dead! Could Your Grandmother be Next?"

Who needs photoshop? This jpg comes in handy more often than you might think.



More at six.
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Re: I heard you like barons...
« Reply #7 on: September 07, 2015, 05:35:27 pm »

Imagine the headlines for the menhirs that day.

"Lesbian Baroness Warrior Strikes Grandmother after Allegedly Catching her Raise Dead! Could Your Grandmother be Next?"

Who needs photoshop? This jpg comes in handy more often than you might think.



More at six.

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Re: I heard you like barons...
« Reply #8 on: September 07, 2015, 06:08:50 pm »

Did you confirm that Lorbam Olinison is female?  Lorbam is (or at least can be) a male dwarf's name.
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Re: I heard you like barons...
« Reply #9 on: September 07, 2015, 06:13:02 pm »

I was the Dwarf Drunk necromancer.
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Re: I heard you like barons...
« Reply #10 on: September 07, 2015, 06:14:45 pm »

Did you confirm that Lorbam Olinison is female?  Lorbam is (or at least can be) a male dwarf's name.

Dwarf Names are based off of Dwarf words.
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Urist = Dagger

All dwarf names are unisex.

Also. It says Baroness. There you go
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Re: I heard you like barons...
« Reply #11 on: September 07, 2015, 06:26:33 pm »

Could [Baroness Consort] refer to the Baroness, and not the consort? I mean as in "I am the consort belonging to the baroness"?

EDIT: In checking the raws, this should not be the case.
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Re: I heard you like barons...
« Reply #12 on: September 07, 2015, 07:04:58 pm »

It is a lesbian.
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[POSITION:BARON]
[NAME_MALE:baron:barons]
[NAME_FEMALE:baroness:baronesses]
[SPOUSE_MALE:baron consort:barons consort]
[SPOUSE_FEMALE:baroness consort:baronesses consort]

Not sure why everyone jumped into the gay discussion, it's common knowledge that dwarfs can select from a pool of sexualities at birth.

Literally.
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Re: I heard you like barons...
« Reply #13 on: September 07, 2015, 07:24:29 pm »

Lesbyhonest and say fabulous barons are fabulous

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Re: I heard you like barons...
« Reply #14 on: September 07, 2015, 10:14:18 pm »

Hah, lesbian necrograndkids is the best you got?

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Yes, those are Ñ you see, but no, they are not necromancer nobles.

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Somebody shouldn't be allowed to become a weremammoth, because somebody can't resist the urge to run around biting everyone in sight, nobles included.

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Least somebody can count better than certain other somebodies.

I didn't kill anyone in there, well, not directly.
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