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[NAV]

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Name: Navarro
Description: A veteran of last season of DMR. Very lanky and scruffy looking, and mostly covered in scars. Life and DMR's eternal punching bag.
Reason for signing up: He wanted a guard robot.
Greatest fear: Blue team winning
Stats:
Strength: 1
Dexterity: 1
Endurance: 5
Speed: 10
Intelligence: 1
Luck: 0
Will: 1
Perception: 1

Collect DD.

[Nunzillor]

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Name: Zack Bridges
Description: A worn, older man wearing ill-fitting rags and a beat up leather cap.  He rarely speaks, but when he does he makes little to no sense.
Reason for signing up/desire: Wants to "uncover the lizardmen conspiracy for all the sheeple to finally see."
Greatest fear: The number 13
Strength: 1
Dexterity: 15
Endurance: 1
Speed: 1
Intelligence: 0
Luck: 0
Will: 1
Perception: 1

Collect Deadman dollars.  Consider whether the Illuminati could've infiltrated my spleen.

[Xantalos]

Spoiler: Fat 'Xan' Cordarino (click to show/hide)

Description: A man that looks more like an enormous white slug, having pale skin, big black eyes, and an enormous amount of fat that belies his stupid amount of speed. Must be the drugs.
Reason for signing up/ desire: He wants power. Strength. To grow infinitely! This man wants everything!
Greatest fear: Being an incompetent fuckwit, which he is a lot of the time.
Stats: (20 points to allocate. 5 Points in a stat gives a 1/3 chance of +1. 10 gives 2/3, etc.)
Strength:0
Dexterity:15
Endurance:5
Speed:0
Intelligence:0
Luck:0
Will:0
Perception:0

Collect dem DD's? Do contestants get those, I forget.

[Egan_BW]

I don't believe contestants get dd.

[renegadelobster]

((Only audience members could get Deadman Dollars in  the original game. Contestants got points from playing games/killing each other))

[NJW2000]

Collect Deadman Dollars

8 Deadman Dollars

Collect Mandead* dollars! They're like Deadman dollars only more hipster-esque!

6DD

collect dd

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Name:Lawson C. Jameson
Description:A thin athletic man, his body is lithe with very little fat. His eyes shift constantly.
Reason for signing up/ desire: Physical augmentation to make him faster/more agile
Greatest fear:Not being able to move
Stats: (20 points to allocate. 5 Points in a stat gives a 1/3 chance of +1. 10 gives 2/3, etc.)
Strength:2
Dexterity:5
Endurance:2
Speed:5
Intelligence:2
Luck:5
Will:2
Perception:2

9 Deadman Dollars. Funny dice, these.

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Name: Zack Bridges
Description: A worn, older man wearing ill-fitting rags and a beat up leather cap.  He rarely speaks, but when he does he makes little to no sense.
Reason for signing up/desire: Wants to "uncover the lizardmen conspiracy for all the sheeple to finally see."
Greatest fear: The number 13
Strength: 1
Dexterity: 15
Endurance: 1
Speed: 1
Intelligence: 0
Luck: 0
Will: 1
Perception: 1

Collect Deadman dollars.  Consider whether the Illuminati could've infiltrated my spleen.

[4] It's not a given, but probably. You can't find out for certain with the government satellites blocking your psionic alpha-wave emanations.

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[Xantalos]

Wiggle disturbingly.

Spoiler: Fat 'Xan' Cordarino (click to show/hide)

Description: A man that looks more like an enormous white slug, having pale skin, big black eyes, and an enormous amount of fat that belies his stupid amount of speed. Must be the drugs.
Reason for signing up/ desire: He wants power. Strength. To grow infinitely! This man wants everything!
Greatest fear: Being an incompetent fuckwit, which he is a lot of the time.
Stats: (20 points to allocate. 5 Points in a stat gives a 1/3 chance of +1. 10 gives 2/3, etc.)
Strength:0
Dexterity:15
Endurance:5
Speed:0
Intelligence:0
Luck:0
Will:0
Perception:0

[NJW2000]

Wiggle disturbingly.

Spoiler: Fat 'Xan' Cordarino (click to show/hide)

Description: A man that looks more like an enormous white slug, having pale skin, big black eyes, and an enormous amount of fat that belies his stupid amount of speed. Must be the drugs.
Reason for signing up/ desire: He wants power. Strength. To grow infinitely! This man wants everything!
Greatest fear: Being an incompetent fuckwit, which he is a lot of the time.
Stats: (20 points to allocate. 5 Points in a stat gives a 1/3 chance of +1. 10 gives 2/3, etc.)
Strength:0
Dexterity:15
Endurance:5
Speed:0
Intelligence:0
Luck:0
Will:0
Perception:0

You wiggle and ripple so offputtingly that you feel seasick, as does most of the audience.

"Well, ladies and gentleman, looks like everything's in place, so you'd better be posting your final bets on the Team Challenge now pretty sharpish! Oh, and Teams Blue and Red? You'd better elect a goalkeeper pretty sharpish, or I'll do it for you!"

[Urist McCoder]

Place dead man bet of 1dd on fat xan, then see if I can buy a gun that shoots teeth.

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Name:Lawson C. Jameson
Description:A thin athletic man, his body is lithe with very little fat. His eyes shift constantly.
Reason for signing up/ desire: Physical augmentation to make him faster/more agile
Greatest fear:Not being able to move
Stats: (20 points to allocate. 5 Points in a stat gives a 1/3 chance of +1. 10 gives 2/3, etc.)
Strength:2
Dexterity:5
Endurance:2
Speed:5
Intelligence:2
Luck:5
Will:2
Perception:2

[Dutrius]

((Looks fun. I'll use part of my ER backup character.))

Spoiler: Emilio Rodel (click to show/hide)

Description: Tall and lean with unusually wide shoulders. Fair skin. Long braided chestnut hair. Clean shaven.
Reason for Signing up: Bored.
Greatest Fear: Small potted plants. No one knows why.

Stats:
Strength: 1
Dexterity: 5
Endurance: 1
Speed: 5
Intelligence: 1
Luck: 1
Will: 1
Perception: 5

Collect some Deadman Dollars.
Put dead man bet of 1dd on Desmond Running.

[Egan_BW]

Elect Xan as goalkeeper due to volume.

[NAV]

Vote for Zack as the goalkeeper.

[Xantalos]

Abstain from voting in favour of wobbling.

Spoiler: Fat 'Xan' Cordarino (click to show/hide)

Description: A man that looks more like an enormous white slug, having pale skin, big black eyes, and an enormous amount of fat that belies his stupid amount of speed. Must be the drugs.
Reason for signing up/ desire: He wants power. Strength. To grow infinitely! This man wants everything!
Greatest fear: Being an incompetent fuckwit, which he is a lot of the time.
Stats: (20 points to allocate. 5 Points in a stat gives a 1/3 chance of +1. 10 gives 2/3, etc.)
Strength:0
Dexterity:15
Endurance:5
Speed:0
Intelligence:0
Luck:0
Will:0
Perception:0

[Egan_BW]

((2/3 of redteam have 0 Luck. Cast those votes!  ))

[Twinwolf]

Volunteer

Spoiler: In. (click to show/hide)

Name: Jan Michelson
Description: A short girl with dyed-green hair and equally green eyes, and glasses. She is pale, and has a few freckles under each eye.
Desire: Infinite money, for various purposes.
Greatest Fear: Dying alone, with nobody watching.
Stats
Strength: 1
Dexterity: 5
Endurance: 3
Speed:1
Intelligence: 5
Luck:1
Will:1
Perception: 3