If I can get close to someone then bat them in the face/chest/wherever, If I am about to get murdered turn into gamma radiation and fly at them if they are nearby then turn back into human form before degrading too much and get bat if it doesn't get transformed with me.
[1]
You dance uncontrollably. Oh no!
Use the Crane controls to pick up something, also point out that if an invisible person was in water, they would be pretty easy to see because the water would be affected by their movements, and they wouldn't be able to see.
[6] You bash your head on the interior of the crane cab and use the ringing in your ears to ignore the music.
[1] You attempt to use the crane to pick up someone down in the water. Instead you end up dunking the crane head straight into the glowing hole in the center of the room. The steel cable holding the crane head suddenly goes taunt and the entire crane starts creaking very ominously.
shake what my momma...errrr sponsor gave meh! Also hide back inside the whale corpse stabbing anything or andyone that gets too close
[4] You ignore the music for the most part, but decide to dance anyways.
"YOU SPIN ME RIGHT ROUND BABY RIGHT ROUND.
LIKE A RECORD BABY. RIGHT ROUND ROUND."
LAZOR SPAZ WHILE DANCING TO AN ENTIRELY DIFFERENT MUSIC TO WHAT'S PLAYING. SPASM UNCONTROLLABLY IN RAGE AT THE DICE FOR ALWAYS ROLLING FIVES WHEN MY OPPONENTS NEED TO DODGE. SCREAM EXTERNALLY.
"IT KEEPS HAPPENING. I TOLD YOU BRO, I TOLD YOU ABOUT THE DICE."
also abandon the hammerer and pledge to ao
[1]
OH NO THE MUSIC IS TOO CATCHY, CAN'T EVEN LAZOR FUCK
"Oh great covert unseen Ao! Don't forget to modify the arena to screw over these other guys. Amen!"
If there is someone nearby, slowly work my way towards them and go all stabby-stab on their face.
If there is no one nearby, reform my sword into a laser rifle and laser the guy sitting in the crane like a wimp.
If I start to feel like I'm getting radiation poisoning to the point it is severely affecting me, heal by turning my biomass into plant material. Hope I just become a plant guy thing that can still move and attack
You swim right over to the kevlar man who is dancing underwater.
[3]
Your attempt to stab his rapidly dancing form results in not much more than a small scratch on his bullet proof hide. He pelvic thrusts at you in response, screaming something about dice and fucking.
"Oh great covert unseen Ao! Don't forget to modify the arena to screw over these other guys. Amen!"
If there is someone nearby, slowly work my way towards them and go all stabby-stab on their face.
If there is no one nearby, reform my sword into a laser rifle and laser the guy sitting in the crane like a wimp.
If I start to feel like I'm getting radiation poisoning to the point it is severely affecting me, heal by turning my biomass into plant material. Hope I just become a plant guy thing that can still move and attack
Ao answers to prayers of his champion!
MODIFY ARENA: Everybody who doesn't worship Ao will have unpleasant tendecy to find sharp spikes where they totally not want to find them. For example under their feet.
AO SUMMONS DYNAMIC SPIKES! THIS IS NOW THE MOST DANGEROUS DANCE CLUB IN THE WORLD!
Yes. Preferably multiple unshielded reactors if I can attach more than one. The candy cane is indeed my gift.
[3]
You hurl in a small plastic model of a nuclear power plant into the water. It has very minimal effects.
"To you my lord of nuclear hellfire I offer this death please grant me your blessing so I may claim more souls for you!"
((Waiting for pill first))
Bless this fleshbag with most beneficial of mutations.
[3] You bless him with an extra ear. On his knee.