Beat nearest person upside the head with super bat, avoid falling in blue radioactive death
[5]vs[2]
You shake off the near concussion from your water smacking incident and immediately swim over to NJW. He seems distracted with attempting to find an invisible person (which is much harder than you'd expect) so you smack him upside the head as he treads water.
Keep away from spikes, other people, weird blue glows, radiation, etc. Try and repeat the boat idea, but only after trying to kill that stupid invisible person with ichthyosaurus heads. Get naked too.
[2]
You are in the middle of thinking about how best to track an invisible person and pondering just how stupidly dangerous this arena has become when something new goes through your head. It's a bat.
And now you aren't thinking anything anymore.
CORSAIR REDUCES NJW'S HEAD TO PINK MIST! HE GAINS A PILL!
Get away from the middle of the room and away from the animal heads. Keep hiding. If I can get away, have the guy who is throwing heads clothes start attacking him, and any nearby discarded clothes pull him into the center of the room.
Well...you just swim over to the far wall on the north side and try to remain as motionless as possible so that your invisibility isn't totally worthless.
ROLL DICE TO DETERMINE THE IDENTITY OF AN ENTITY HEREBY DESIGNATED "FUCKER". LAZOR FUCKER.
Spazyak kinda looks like a fucker.
[5] Looks like a dead fucker to you.
You swim up and out, leaping out of the water like a kevlar dolphin, and fire a concentrated beam directly at Spaz's head.
get back i my whale corpse and use arms to make big paddles and steer my self towards the edge of the arena , if any one comes near me make one hand into a sword and staby stab stab them/b]
[5]
You start paddling towards the edge of the arena. You stop only long enough to casually duck Egan's laser blast and give him a dirty look.
You get to the south wall.
Heads towards the cockpit, sending a portal into the radiation, and then other into the ground below the Kevlar man.
You get to the control room (?) and then attempt to portal snipe.
[2]
You put a portal against the observation window of the cockpit.
"Oh, I guess they don't go through. Hm."
((Piecewise: I recall you saying that the gift items could be used to affect the arena in some way if you unwrapped it. I also recall you saying you could modify it if you wanted (though the person's example did involve it being still wrapped). My gift was a pair of safety goggles, and I unwrapped them. Make sense now?))
((Also please don't think I'm being rude. I'm only trying to explain the reasoning behind my action.))
Oh you're not being rude, it's just that I had no goddamn idea what your action was talking about. You didn't say "use my gift" so I didn't connect the dots to that being what you meant.
You toss the safety goggles down into the ring.
A
song begins to play.
The contestants will find it quite hard not to dance.
Attempt to return my knife back to the fleshling it was bestowed upon. Also, attach an unshielded nuclear reactor to my candy cane and hurl it into the center of the glowing blue room.
You wanna throw an unshielded nuclear reactor into an unshielded nuclear reactor?
Is that candy cane your gift?
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