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[Hiddenleafguy]

Spoiler: Questioning the Gm OOC, still only for him (click to show/hide)

Wait, the portals are one way? But Portal gun portals are two-way.

[crazyabe]

"Get dead So you can get in my Belly Dammit!"

Spoiler: Action (click to show/hide)

I Launch these Speakers at that dammed walking piece of KFC, It shall die If I have anything to do with this...

[NJW2000]

"Oh, l'Oppurtuniste, oh great one? You have a new acolyte, a blessing would be much appreciated!"

Bless the squishy mortal.

The squishy mortal appears to be missing out, Piecewise.

Oh, and also:

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Fire a lot of whale heads at the crane, preferably any of the thinner bits between where someone is sitting and the ground.

If attacked, retaliate with anglerfish heads, to spice things up a little.

"Sir, your wish to make your house in the flaming tip of a sixty foot long whale smacks of overcompensation! I shall cease to attack so unmanly a foe."

[spazyak]

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charge the mother f***er and slice with one arm while batting the whales away with the other arm turned base ball bar

[renegadelobster]

"..."

Spoiler: Damnit Jim! (click to show/hide)

Stop trying to strangle myself. That's only supposed to happen in the bedroom when I have a watcher to make sure I don't go too far on myself. Try again with strangling the person nearest me with their own clothing. Poke the gift I got, see if it does anything.

[Toaster]

"Most excellent!"


Order my toaster army to defend me.  Feed one a candy cane.

Now summon a couple flying ceiling fans.  Their blades shall be sharp as steel.

[Corsair]

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continue valiantly running away

[Whisperling]

Their blades shall be sharp as steel.

((3: They are as sharp as a steel spoon.))

[spazyak]

Their blades shall be sharp as steel.

((3: They are as sharp as a steel spoon.))

((praise our dark savior! LORD OF SPOONS AND SPOONING!))

[Egan_BW]

"Speak! Speakeasy!"

Spoiler: action for PW eh wot (click to show/hide)

flee into the pile of heads. attempt to destroy the toy hammer.

[FallacyofUrist]

I accept Toaster's character's worship.

"Bobbidy boo!"

[flabort]

"It takes not much, ye unclaimed mortals, to gain power over death and life itself. Only pledge yourselves to my cause, and I will bestow my blessings; only a small chance that they could be a curse in disguise. No guarantees that you won't die, either, but death is not an end for my followers, even in the arena you now find yourselves in. I myself am long dead, and you may gain a glimmer of that power with only a few words."

[FallacyofUrist]

"Purple and chaos, chaos purple andsss! Superior is then than zobodude!"

[Hiddenleafguy]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Replace the portals so that one in on Spazyak, and the other is on the floor directly in front him.

[piecewise]

Spoiler: Questioning the Gm OOC, still only for him (click to show/hide)

Wait, the portals are one way? But Portal gun portals are two-way.

No, I mean you can only have one active set of portals...uh...how to put this... You can't have one orange and 3 blue or anything like that.