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Re: Intoxicated: Swearomancy, Anime references, and Shoes wielding Battle Axes.
« Reply #390 on: September 24, 2015, 10:24:26 pm »

Blow them with a dust storm!
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Re: Intoxicated: Swearomancy, Anime references, and Shoes wielding Battle Axes.
« Reply #391 on: September 24, 2015, 10:51:04 pm »

Incinerate Terrab with dragon fire.
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Re: Intoxicated: Swearomancy, Anime references, and Shoes wielding Battle Axes.
« Reply #393 on: September 25, 2015, 12:03:58 am »

Blow them with a dust storm!

((FTFY))
If this link leads to Darude- Sandstorm I will be very unimpressed.

Edit: huh. It does lead there, but because the link is broken you have to do more work to find that out.

Thats...Hmm.
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Re: Intoxicated: Swearomancy, Anime references, and Shoes wielding Battle Axes.
« Reply #394 on: September 25, 2015, 10:51:39 am »

If Beirus fails to breathe fire at anything, point him in toaster's general direction. Tear some metal grass from the ground and summon power armor for myself. If at any point someons decides attacking me would be a good idea, incinerate them.
Blow them with a dust storm!
Incinerate Terrab with dragon fire.
Do PM

A small jade statue of a panda appears near Dev.

Geez. This is a Fuster Cluck. So Berius and is attacking Terrab, Whisperling is attacking Terrab,  Terrab is attacking everyone else, and Dev is attacking everyone else.

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Jenkins summons an evil robot that immediately attacks him!
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The robot catches Jenkins by the throat and starts shaking him like an unwanted baby.

Terrab vs Beirus the dragon:
2 vs 6

Well, Terrab fails to summon his lego sandstorm and instead gets caught in a frankly outrageous amount of dragon fire. I mean it, Beirus just freaking fills the entire lower half of the tunnel with concentrated flame. Poor Terrab now resembles a Kebab.  We'll count that as a Kill for Jenkins, who gets the ability to make a new pill...just as soon as he's no longer being strangled.

And The summoning trent is trying to do. Lets see.
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Geez.
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"FEEL THE POWER OF THE MIGHT OF THE STORM GODS!" Trent screams, pointing toward the heavens...which in this case is just the roof of the cave tunnel he's in. No sooner has he finished speaking then he's struck by lightning.  Despite it causing his hair to smolder and burning off his eyebrows, he seems basically unfazed.

"Fucking storm gods...forget their birthday once and they never let it go."






A few sticks of dynamite, all of them with lit fuses, appear near Trent.

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Re: Intoxicated: Swearomancy, Anime references, and Shoes wielding Battle Axes.
« Reply #395 on: September 25, 2015, 10:58:28 am »

Trent does well to remember his soul belongs to Ao. Trent should not worship other gods. Especially storm gods even though they sometimes help Ao's followers.
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Re: Intoxicated: Swearomancy, Anime references, and Shoes wielding Battle Axes.
« Reply #396 on: September 25, 2015, 12:04:34 pm »

Ow.
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Re: Intoxicated: Swearomancy, Anime references, and Shoes wielding Battle Axes.
« Reply #397 on: September 25, 2015, 12:07:08 pm »

Ow.
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Re: Intoxicated: Swearomancy, Anime references, and Shoes wielding Battle Axes.
« Reply #398 on: September 25, 2015, 12:42:27 pm »

Ow.
You reappear back in the stands as a god.

"A good try." The god of death says, nodding in your direction, "And a fine death."


"WE ARE DOWN TO TWO MEN! SOON A CHAMPION WILL BE CROWNED AND A NEW ROUND SHALL START!  AND ONCE THAT ROUND IS DONE, THE TWO CHAMPIONS SHALL FIGHT UNTIL ONLY ONE REMAINS! AND THUS SHALL IT REPEAT UNTIL A CHAMPION HAS EATEN ENOUGH OF THE FRUIT TO BECOME A GOD IN THEIR OWN RIGHT!  CULL THE SWINE AND BIRTH THE DIVINE! HAHA!"

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Re: Intoxicated: Swearomancy, Anime references, and Shoes wielding Battle Axes.
« Reply #399 on: September 25, 2015, 01:43:09 pm »

- So that... is a god-making mechanism. Driven by mundane chaotic commotion, it is a well-regulated machine, a piece of intelligent design. That I love.
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Re: Intoxicated: Swearomancy, Anime references, and Shoes wielding Battle Axes.
« Reply #400 on: September 25, 2015, 02:05:51 pm »

A sepulchral laugh.  Pointless death, as all mortals die.  I am amused! 
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Re: Intoxicated: Swearomancy, Anime references, and Shoes wielding Battle Axes.
« Reply #401 on: September 25, 2015, 03:37:06 pm »

Run out of the tunnel.  Douse the dragonfire with the Pacific Ocean, as per the flag of British Columbia
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Re: Intoxicated: Swearomancy, Anime references, and Shoes wielding Battle Axes.
« Reply #402 on: September 25, 2015, 05:55:35 pm »

"Wooo! Dragon fire for everyone! Wooooo!"

Dragon fire for Trent too! Lots and lots of Dragon fire!
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Re: Intoxicated: Swearomancy, Anime references, and Shoes wielding Battle Axes.
« Reply #403 on: September 25, 2015, 07:09:48 pm »

((So, I have to deal with the robot before making a pill?))

Melt together the robot's joints with firebreath, then wiggle out of its grasp. Beirus being the helpful dragon he is, kindly ask him for a helping claw if there are any issues. If at any point I'm in danger of being drowned, get away ASAP.
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Re: Intoxicated: Swearomancy, Anime references, and Shoes wielding Battle Axes.
« Reply #404 on: September 27, 2015, 11:08:05 pm »

- So that... is a god-making mechanism. Driven by mundane chaotic commotion, it is a well-regulated machine, a piece of intelligent design. That I love.
[glow=blue2,300]"It's ordered chaos. Very unnecessary and violent chaos, but ordered chaos nevertheless."[/glow]
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