for every time he hits me I will subtract matter and when I see an opening I will start hitting him back and subtracting matter
Die you vile fool!
Use my pills ability to get away.
2 vs 3
Chris assumes a blocking stance but Ryan doesn't hit him again. He just leaps backwards; he seems to sort of smoke or smolder as he does, but it doesn't seem to have had any noticeable effect.
Groan and try to put pressure on my wound. Yell "Go fuck a horse!" at Jenkins.
((Well, thats too bad. Swearomancy is amazing, but I'm going to bleed out before I can abuse it.))
Before he can use any swearomancy, use my bionic tentacle to crush his voice box. Destroying the rest of his throat or snapping his neck wouldn't hurt either. No matter how that turns out, consume my ill-gotten pill. Defend myself with firebreath should anyone attempt to attack me.
((I'm definitely having fun. Not so sure about the guy I ripped an arm off, though.))
4 vs 2
Jenkins suddenly finds himself sitting, naked, atop a donkey. He blinks, staring down at it in total confusion before simply raising the stolen pill to his mouth and swallowing it.
You gain the ability to fire or project socks, underwear, long johns and any other similar cloth undergarments from your body. Doing so, however, does have a chance of causing you to go temporarily comatose, with larger efforts increasing the chance.
[5]
Mike manages to completely stop the bleeding via a combination of very direct pressure and very good luck.
Um... yeah... nope.
You pledge Yourself to the Shadow Jaguar! You gain...the ability to lick yourself in various interesting ways! Sort of underwhelming. You turn and try to run from the homicidal sneaker.
[6]
You run up the tunnel, past the group of people fighting in it, and back up into the starting cave. Whew. Might have overshot a bit there.
Officially pledge myself to Hiddenleafguy. Do pm'd stuff.
"Ah, V man! How have you liked the robot plates I gave you for my birthday?"
"Yep!"
If I don't have a penalty to it greater than -1, "mad science" the plates and some nearby crystals
If necessary, let my god[ take the wheel (figuratively).
[2]
You pledge yourself to the god of inventing and get the power to...always look good in a lab coat. Damn.
I'm not sure exactly whats going on here with plates and crystals. What exactly are you trying to do?
Do PM Action
I guess you're not a shoe-in for victory any more!
Toaster, I think I felt that one from here, ouch.
Pull the spike out, activate ability, then repeat PM action.
"activate ability" is pretty fucking vague with your ability. Activate how? Do what with it? Sizes? Shapes? Goal? Ah whatever.
1 vs 2
Oh dear. Well I forgot to give you a blessing from AO last turn Dev so your blessing is [3] That you now know how to apply camouflage really well.
So Vera is in too much bleeding pain to even stand up, let alone pull the crystal out of her arm like an action hero. But Trent, he's in even worse shape. His attempts to summon something go extremely wrong and tear in reality appears in the center of the cave. Out of this hole reaches a huge, red scaled limb tipped in black talons as big as a man. It scrapes its claws across the ceiling, throwing sharp shards of crystal in all directions and threatening to collapse the entire cave
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