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[Nirur Torir]

Doge

  Noun
  doge (plural doges or dogi)
    (historical) The chief magistrate in the republics of Venice and Genoa.


Puppy

  You. This:




  "No! This is an outrage. You incompetent band of snakes are incapable of governing a boot, let alone an island. My dog could do a better job ruling Essely. You couldn't-

  Actually, yes. Get out of my sight, all of you. Messenger! A word to the enchanter's guild ..."




Oh boy! This is the best! You're a good boy, your master's favorite, even more than all those other humans.

You're such a good boy that you were sent to guard his new territory for him. Yay you! He even got you a special collar, so you can tell the humans what to do.



This trip is the best, too!


Please choose a name.

You may upgrade a single adviser. This will nearly completely ensure their loyalty, and give them a small boost to rolls. Your advisers: A diplomat, a marshal, a steward, a spymaster, a chaplain, and a court magician.

Please choose to be one of the following:
A charming puppy, but with a low intelligence.
A smart puppy, but a coward with a low martial skill.
A puppy who's excellent at martial matters, but ugly (ish) and with a poor ability to relate to humans.

Being a puppy, you are terrible at intrigue and are forever incapable at magic.

(Suggestion game. Everybody controls the same Shiba Inu. The setting is much like renaissance Italy, but with magic plus a different geopolitical world. And also Shibas.)

<sub>(...)

(Shiiiiibaaaa!)</sub>

[werty892]

Name:Albert
Charming but with low intelligence
Upgraded Spymaster

[Draxis]

Name:Albert
Charming but with low intelligence
Upgraded Steward

[Stirk]

Name: Prince Albert
A smart puppy, but a coward with a low martial skill.
Court Magician

[werty892]

We need a good spymaster since we such at intrigue.

[Stirk]

We need a good spymaster since we such at intrigue.

And a good mage, because we are physically incapable of magic.

[PrivateNomad]

Name: uwotm7
wow much intelligent so coward
1337 spymaster

[Andres]

Spymaster. If there's one thing I learned playing Crusader Kings II, it's that you don't piss off the spymaster. They are really good at helping other people plot your death.

[Nirur Torir]

While spymaster loyalty is useful, it won't be overly difficult to keep your spymaster from Bad Ending this by update five.

[ATHATH]

Name: Prince Albert
A smart puppy, but a coward with a low martial skill.
Court Magician

+1

[Andres]

We are already a dog. Because we are a dog, we cannot do magic.

[Hawk132]

Name: uwotm7
wow much intelligent so coward
1337 spymaster

+1.

[Sl4cker]

Name: uwotm7
wow much intelligent so coward
1337 spymaster

+1.

+1337

[Nirur Torir]

...

I may have had slightly too much caffeine last night. I don't like the doge meme and am kinda regretting this, but we'll see how it goes. I guess interesting games have been started with a worse premise.

We are already a dog. Because we are a dog, we cannot do magic.

This.

Name: uwotm7
wow much intelligent so coward
1337 spymaster

+1.

+1337

No.

[Leonardo8]

Name: uwotm7
wow much intelligent so coward
1337 spymaster

+1.

+1 and also upgrade spymaster