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[Vgray]

Talios repairs the glass.

[Andres]

I inform Lolohe about Don JoJo's reports of recent Human disappearances.

[FallacyofUrist]

"Drinking blood! Flavored with orphan tears!"

[Andres]

"Drinking blood! Flavored with orphan tears!"

((Am I supposed to react to this?))

[FallacyofUrist]

"Drinking blood! Flavored with orphan tears!"

((Am I supposed to react to this?))

((maybe?))

[FArgHalfnr]

"Drinking blood! Flavored with orphan tears!"

And shattering my glass, ruining a perfectly good toast.

Seriously, we just conjured these things out of nowhere, it's not like anything wrong happened. Not that you'd have any right(or way) to stop us if it was the case.

Edit:
Kill a random mortal to illustrate my point.

"Drinking blood! Flavored with orphan tears!"

((Am I supposed to react to this?))

((It was addressed to my character, but you could always react if you'd want to.))

[TheBiggerFish]

Tenat pins notes to Zenurion's notes.
>This Aspect would like to note that this Aspect has no direct control over the Vault.  The Vault is completely independent, but its access points have been damaged by persons angry with defamatory material spread via the public sharing features, which were, insofar as this Aspect is aware, consequently revoked to protect the majority of the documents within the Vault over the minority.

((No, seriously, the Vault IS acting independently of my god(s), but also in Courier New.))

The Vault disgorges another note.
"The Vault is now no longer accepting documents introduced by gods that could not also have been produced by a mortal with the same knowledge/do not meet the standard for an encyclopedic work.  To clarify: Books of magic-okay.  Books of fact-okay.  Cognitohazardous books-Unless this would have happened with a mortal who wrote the same words, no.  Religious works-no, unless they chronicle factual events in a bias-free manner.  A sample that would meet standards: "Anongod, in response to prayers from his followers, created the city Anonymcity to house their followers."  A sample that would not meet standards: "The great and glorious Anongod, in a gesture of magnanimity to his devout followers, blessed them with the great and holy Anonymcity to shelter them.".

[Stirk]

"Drinking blood! Flavored with orphan tears!"

((Am I supposed to react to this?))

((No. You are supposed to be joining in on the tea party with all us out-of-the-spotlight Gods. Hurry up, or the inactive ones will eat all the cake again.))

[Vgray]

Talios dons his 'work uniform' and begins the tedious task of guiding the lost souls to an afterlife.

[FallacyofUrist]

Jens uses any Flux she has left over to protect the random mortal.

"Life is precious, and don't you forget it!"

[FArgHalfnr]

Jens uses any Flux she has left over to protect the random mortal.

"Life is precious, and don't you forget it!"

Oh, I can't wait to see the day our conflicts will be resolved through the blood of our armies. You will find that deaths will come in the millions in that time.

I hope you remember this moment when the blood of your precious little toys soaks the ground...
Determine the profession of the mortal.

[Andres]

"Unless you want me to slap you in your bitch face, Zenurion, I suggest you fuck off."

...

"Wait, how will deaths come in the millions when there aren't even a single million mortals?"

[FArgHalfnr]

"Unless you want me to slap you in your bitch face, Zenurion, I suggest you fuck off."

...

"Wait, how will deaths come in the millions when there aren't even a single million mortals?"

Didn't I just obviously imply that it would happen in the future?

Sigh... Why do you have to ruin everything with your idiocy and stupid questions? At this point I'm starting to wonder how do you even manage to function...

[Andres]

"Unless there's some huge cosmic event that greatly increases the population somehow, I really doubt we'd get millions of mortals any time soon. Even getting to a million will take a couple dozen Ticks. Your threats aren't very intimidating when it amounts to "I'm going to do so many bad things to you! Eventually... Maybe....""

EDIT: "Oh wow. It seems we're close to the one hundred thousand mortals mark. That's pretty cool."

EDIT2:
Oppose TITLES CNCL003.00: Grant Zenurion the title of Admiral
Support ADMIN CNCL004.01: Remove unpassed obsolete proposals

[FArgHalfnr]

"Unless there's some huge cosmic event that greatly increases the population somehow, I really doubt we'd get millions of mortals any time soon. Even getting to a million will take a couple dozen Ticks. Your threats aren't very intimidating when it amounts to "I'm going to do so many bad things to you! Eventually... Maybe....""

EDIT: "Oh wow. It seems we're close to the one hundred thousand mortals mark. That's pretty cool."

Zenurion shows a disappointed expression, as if he was talking to a child who made an obvious mistake.
But little Eid, isn't that exactly the definition of a threat you just recited? You really ought to learn to think at least a little bit before talking if you don't want to embarrass yourself like that...