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Author Topic: Quest Of The Heaven Devestator (ISG/JRPG Parody)  (Read 1836 times)

Tawa

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Quest Of The Heaven Devestator (ISG/JRPG Parody)
« on: August 18, 2015, 06:34:08 pm »

Good morning!

You are a KID HERO, age 7. Enter the NAME.
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Re: Quest Of The Heaven Devestator (ISG/JRPG Parody)
« Reply #1 on: August 18, 2015, 06:38:10 pm »

Name: KID.
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Re: Quest Of The Heaven Devestator (ISG/JRPG Parody)
« Reply #2 on: August 18, 2015, 06:39:57 pm »

"? ? ?" (After that guy from Pokemon Silver.)
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Re: Quest Of The Heaven Devestator (ISG/JRPG Parody)
« Reply #4 on: August 18, 2015, 06:50:57 pm »


You are in your room. You have your giant katana. Your mother wants you to go down. Need something from your room?
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Re: Quest Of The Heaven Devestator (ISG/JRPG Parody)
« Reply #5 on: August 18, 2015, 07:06:26 pm »

Need Katana. Equip Bed.
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Re: Quest Of The Heaven Devestator (ISG/JRPG Parody)
« Reply #6 on: August 18, 2015, 07:07:23 pm »

Equip bed. Find friend who happens to be girl. Spend 30 hours questing with weird sexual tension.
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Re: Quest Of The Heaven Devestator (ISG/JRPG Parody)
« Reply #7 on: August 18, 2015, 07:08:25 pm »

Stare at each other and say each other's names for fifty some minutes before being interrupted by the only sane person in town.
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Re: Quest Of The Heaven Devestator (ISG/JRPG Parody)
« Reply #8 on: August 18, 2015, 07:10:26 pm »

It's dangerous to go alone, take groriusu nippon steel.
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Re: Quest Of The Heaven Devestator (ISG/JRPG Parody)
« Reply #9 on: August 18, 2015, 07:21:26 pm »

Take the good luck charm that our dead father gave us before he became dead. You know, the one with absolutely no plot relevance or importance. It's definitely got none of that.
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Re: Quest Of The Heaven Devestator (ISG/JRPG Parody)
« Reply #10 on: August 18, 2015, 07:51:37 pm »

Equip katana. Kill mother. Accuse bandits so we have a reason to go on an epic quest.
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Re: Quest Of The Heaven Devestator (ISG/JRPG Parody)
« Reply #11 on: August 18, 2015, 08:12:52 pm »

Equip Bed.
You cannot do that.
Need Katana.
You put the Oversized Katana into the Hammerspace.

STAT SCREEN LOCATED

Take the good luck charm that our dead father gave us before he became dead. You know, the one with absolutely no plot relevance or importance. It's definitely got none of that.
You remember now. Your father died in tragic accident six years ago at hands of the evil Shadow Partisan and only left you with the old trinket.


Spoiler: Stat Screen (click to show/hide)
You leave and abruptly remember that not only does your house conspicuously only contain one bedroom, but that it only has the bedroom, as well.

Greenhill Village

You remember that our town has way too many people for the number of houses, of which there is one. There is also a store an a one-room inn, which is usually packed to the brim with more homeless drunk people, and a store run by Adam, who sells infinite amounts of potions, swords, and armor. Nothing else.
Find friend who happens to be girl.

Hm. You still haven't found your friend among this crowd of suspiciously similar-looking people. Maybe she's at the store or inn?
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Re: Quest Of The Heaven Devestator (ISG/JRPG Parody)
« Reply #12 on: August 18, 2015, 11:08:26 pm »

Remember you promised to meet girl on the absolutely plot relevant Sakura tree, which you will come back to for the ending.
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Re: Quest Of The Heaven Devestator (ISG/JRPG Parody)
« Reply #13 on: August 19, 2015, 02:16:59 pm »

find childood rival/friend that regurarly challenge you at fixed points in the plot (including the beginning) to "test your strenght"
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Re: Quest Of The Heaven Devestator (ISG/JRPG Parody)
« Reply #14 on: August 19, 2015, 03:04:52 pm »

Remember you promised to meet girl on the absolutely plot relevant Sakura tree, which you will come back to for the ending.
Sakura TreeV


"Oh! Hey, Kid! Where have you been, stupid? We should be playing together all morning!'

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