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AoshimaMichio

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Re: Steal the Moon! [RTD | 6/8 players]
« Reply #15 on: August 15, 2015, 11:44:20 am »

"Did someone drug me or what?"

Actually read content of the envelope, those are usually on my table for reason. While stealing the moon is nice project to work on, it doesn't bring food on my table nor pay my bills. Working does.
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« Reply #16 on: August 15, 2015, 11:52:51 am »

open the envelope
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Re: Steal the Moon! [RTD | 6/8 players]
« Reply #17 on: August 15, 2015, 12:02:29 pm »

Open the envelope, it really is better not to ignore this stuff
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« Reply #18 on: August 15, 2015, 12:08:35 pm »

Search pockets for anything I can use in some way (cell phone, lighter, just generally useful items"). Take note of everything I have. Afterwards, open the envelope and read it's contents.
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« Reply #19 on: August 15, 2015, 04:14:13 pm »

Blink until colour returns. If it doesn't, start calling up anyone and everyone I know who works in a physics lab and turn on the news. Letters can wait.
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Re: Steal the Moon! [RTD | 6/8 players]
« Reply #20 on: August 16, 2015, 01:25:21 am »

"This is gonna make flight more challenging. Gah! My ten pound test line is gonna be worthless!"

read the envelope. Then read the contents of the envelope. Then order much heavier test line.

(flight is gonna be much more expensive, airplanes may be falling out of the sky as we speak. Ship may be sinking as well, though, if water's density and weight also increased, they may remain buoyant. Transportation is gonna be more expensive - more fuel per mile and whatnot.

as forthe monochromaticness - that's gotta affect all manner off electromagnetic signals - radio, microwaves, cell signals, even the energy from the sun. That could be a bigger issue than the weight and density, combined.

All assuming the GM doesn't apply liberal helpings of Handwavium)

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« Reply #21 on: August 16, 2015, 12:05:39 pm »

"Did someone drug me or what?"

Actually read content of the envelope, those are usually on my table for reason. While stealing the moon is nice project to work on, it doesn't bring food on my table nor pay my bills. Working does.
     You pick up the envelope, breaking the seal and flipping it open. Due to the whole density/weight thing, every movement feels heavy handed. Maybe because it is. hmm. You pull out the contents of the letter, flipping it open as a key clatters out and onto the ground. You glance down at it before reading the letter. It says, 'Why hello! I just wanted to notify you that we have provided facilities for your little project! Enclosed is a key and a map, enjoy!' P.S. 'Lock your windows.' It seems that, there is infact, a map inside. You pull it out, opening it as you examined it. [5] The map was made in black and white ink and seems to be fairly accurate. At least you assume... Looks accurate, atleast. You hear screaming outside, of the panicked variety.


open the envelope
You pick up the envelope aswell, opening it quickly and pulling out it's contents, a key, something folded up and the letter itself, you shrug, opening the letter and reading, 'Why hello! I just wanted to notify you that we have provided facilities for your little project! Enclosed is a key and a map, enjoy!' P.S. 'Lock your door next time.' You moved onto the map, unfolding it. [6] The map, it utter and complete detail, as if a professional artist, in pencil, tried to depict the route to what seems to be some sort of building, star shaped, that is with 8 subsections from what you can see. You scoop up the key aswell.


Open the envelope, it really is better not to ignore this stuff
    You open your envelope aswell, pulling out the letter and opening it.  'Why hello! I just wanted to notify you that we have provided facilities for your little project! Enclosed is a key and a map, enjoy!' P.S. 'Bedroom window shattered, sorry. Good habit, though.' You glance back at your envelope, and find that there is, indeed, a map and key enclosed inside. You open the map, [1] and you immediately question whither who drew this is a three year old or not. And it's in color. Oh joy. You look up as you hear screaming outside. Sounds panicky.


Search pockets for anything I can use in some way (cell phone, lighter, just generally useful items"). Take note of everything I have. Afterwards, open the envelope and read it's contents.
    You give your pockets a quick pat down, finding yourself with your cellphone, a stick of gum, your keys and the waiver. Aswell as a pen or two for emergencies. You then open your envelope, pulling out the usual letter and reading up. 'Why hello! I just wanted to notify you that we have provided facilities for your little project! Enclosed is a key and a map, enjoy!' P.S. 'Doggy door should have security.' ..Do you even own a dog? You shrug, pulling out the map, opening it, and looking at it. [1] ..what? This is just a blank sheet of paper? You squint at the map, as if that would help.. [5] Actually you see some very faint outlines of some sort of.. path? You assume? You are interrupted from your examinations by panicked screaming outside.


Blink until colour returns. If it doesn't, start calling up anyone and everyone I know who works in a physics lab and turn on the news. Letters can wait.
    You channel your inner hipster and decide not to read the letter. You blink a few times, hoping the the colors would return, yet they don't. O woe is thou. You quickly pull out your cellphone and dial the number holding it up to your ear. After awhile of nothing you pull it away and look at your phone, seems you have no bars. [4] ..But you live practically next to a radio tower, how does that work? You try to turn on the TV but all it displays is.. well, nothing. Just static. You hear some people screaming outside in panic.


"This is gonna make flight more challenging. Gah! My ten pound test line is gonna be worthless!"

read the envelope. Then read the contents of the envelope. Then order much heavier test line.

     You look at the envelope, now that you actually look at it indepth, you realize it's labeled under the same company that you had met with previously. Hm. You open the envelope and look inside at it's contents. Folded bit of paper, key, and a letter, you pull out the letter and read it's contents. 'Why hello! I just wanted to notify you that we have provided facilities for your little project! Enclosed is a key and a map, enjoy!' P.S. 'Maybe invest in a set of bars in your chimney.' You look over at the chimney for a moment, spotting a half eaten sandwich covered in soot beside it. Well. You decide not to dwell on it for now and pull out what you assume to be the map, unfolding it. [2] ..Oh this is going to be difficult to read. The ink's been smeared around. It should be still accurate but.. It'll be hard as hell to read. You pull out your phone to call somebody to get a heavier test line, but then you realize it had no bars.. Uh.


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[1] Everything starts to feel drastically colder, and the sun doesn't seem to be shining as brightly anymore. Actually, for that matter, it doesn't seem to be shining /at all/.. Oh..

(flight is gonna be much more expensive, airplanes may be falling out of the sky as we speak. Ship may be sinking as well, though, if water's density and weight also increased, they may remain buoyant. Transportation is gonna be more expensive - more fuel per mile and whatnot.

as forthe monochromaticness - that's gotta affect all manner off electromagnetic signals - radio, microwaves, cell signals, even the energy from the sun. That could be a bigger issue than the weight and density, combined.

All assuming the GM doesn't apply liberal helpings of Handwavium)
(well, it was tempting but, I decided to roll with it (no pun intended) and hope you guys got good rolls on the whole thingy thing. But then you guys rolled a one. again. I'll try to stick to how I know it'll work, but if I'm wrong on anything please do feel free to correct me.)


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Re: Steal the Moon! [RTD | 6/8 players]
« Reply #22 on: August 16, 2015, 12:13:40 pm »

"Well this is going to screw with my production."

Get one of my robot servants to cross check this map with an atlas or online, try to find out where I am to go.  Start selling robotic servants with built in heater, at double price, and start trying to build a robot heater big enough to replace the sun.
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« Reply #23 on: August 16, 2015, 12:17:20 pm »

Cross check the map with google earth or something
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« Reply #24 on: August 16, 2015, 12:18:39 pm »

My map is unreadable, my phone's unusable, and I don't even have my lighter with me. Wonderful.
Pocket key, chew gum, and think about what else I can do/wait for something else to happen.
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« Reply #25 on: August 16, 2015, 01:04:18 pm »

"Bars? In the chimney? In THIS weather? Sheeeeiiit."

Don winter gear. hike to the nearest sporting goods store. Purchase heavier test line. Go to an office store and purchase some high quality paper, fine architectural pens and rulers, and a magnifying glass. return home and attempt to retrace the map more legibly, at least removing smudges and smears. then follow the map. ((if this requires several turn, do it in the order written.

alsothesunwentoutwereallgoingtodienow.))

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« Reply #26 on: August 16, 2015, 01:09:58 pm »

"Well, this does help my business."

Open the window and yell people to shut up.
Pocket the key and make preparations to travel the location indicated by map. Avoiding air, water and bridges if possible. Lights should be secured. And lots of warm clothing. And food. And water. And heaters.
Probably should worry more about survival than stealing moon right now.
« Last Edit: August 16, 2015, 01:11:33 pm by AoshimaMichio »
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« Reply #27 on: August 16, 2015, 03:58:52 pm »

"Can everyone please stop panicking and get up to my office immediately? Thank you."
Call over the intercom for an emergency staff meeting in my office. Read the letter whilst waiting for everyone to arrive.
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« Reply #28 on: August 16, 2015, 04:52:14 pm »

"Well this is going to screw with my production."

Get one of my robot servants to cross check this map with an atlas or online, try to find out where I am to go.  Start selling robotic servants with built in heater, at double price, and start trying to build a robot heater big enough to replace the sun.
    You order one of your robots to try and decipher the map, [5-1 (Terrible map)] it brings up multiple atlas', cross checking them multiple times before printing the finished product. As you take the sheet of paper off the printer you note that it is informative enough, should be able to get there with this.. And it's.. Pretty far away. Maybe a five hour drive away. With that done, you try and sell some robotic servants with heaters, [2] your production line comes to a halt momentarily, seems you don't actually have anything made for heating with. Could order some parts.. Somehow. Also most of your staff members are panicking.


Cross check the map with google earth or something
    You decide the best course of action would be to use something to cross check with your map, [5+1 (Amazing Map)] You find an abundance of maps of the region, places along the path, generally useful things. You feel like with all of this, you could navigate with your eyes closed.


My map is unreadable, my phone's unusable, and I don't even have my lighter with me. Wonderful.
Pocket key, chew gum, and think about what else I can do/wait for something else to happen.
     Hmmm... What could you do.. [1] OF COURSE! You sprint out of your office, colliding with the door to the outside shoulder first, [5] smashing through it without damaging the door itself. You begin running towards where you last knew one of your physics buddies were. [1] Unfortunately you fail to see the edge of a curb and catch your foot on it, sending you sprawling as you skid across the ground... Ow. Atleast you got somewh- You then suddenly remember that this is, infact, the company parking lot... Oh, you could follow the map or whatever, I guess. You also notice other people running around screaming. Aswell as the smell of burning something.


"Bars? In the chimney? In THIS weather? Sheeeeiiit."

Don winter gear. hike to the nearest sporting goods store. Purchase heavier test line. Go to an office store and purchase some high quality paper, fine architectural pens and rulers, and a magnifying glass. return home and attempt to retrace the map more legibly, at least removing smudges and smears. then follow the map. ((if this requires several turn, do it in the order written.

alsothesunwentoutwereallgoingtodienow.))

    You don your winter gear, putting on your gloves and such before making a hike towards the sporting goods store. You briefly pass by what seems to be the burning wreck of a plane.. You arrive at the store some time later, [2] it seems that people were very quick to exploit this situation, and began to loot the sporting goods store. Normally this wouldn't be a problem since nobody would steal that many fishing lines, but if you want to do this at all quickly, there are going to be quite a few other looters in there.


"Well, this does help my business."

Open the window and yell people to shut up.
Pocket the key and make preparations to travel the location indicated by map. Avoiding air, water and bridges if possible. Lights should be secured. And lots of warm clothing. And food. And water. And heaters.
Probably should worry more about survival than stealing moon right now.
    You open a window, yelling at the screaming people to shut up. They continue to scream. Assholes. You pour over the map, trying to find what the best route could be. [1] You proceed to draw a dong over most of the map, giggling to yourself the entire time. With that done, you begin to secure what supplies you can. [2] You scrounge up some food and water, but that's really it. You maybe could try and cannibalize some things for heaters and lights.


"Can everyone please stop panicking and get up to my office immediately? Thank you."
Call over the intercom for an emergency staff meeting in my office. Read the letter whilst waiting for everyone to arrive.
    You quickly use the intercom, requesting an emergency staff meeting. [3] There's some assorted panic, some don't respond but a few are coming to the meeting. After that, you open your letter, reading it's contents. 'Why hello! I just wanted to notify you that we have provided facilities for your little project! Enclosed is a key and a map, enjoy!' P.S. 'Rachel let me in.' Hm.. You take out the map, unfolding it. [1] It's actually a lot bigger than it seemed.. You begin unfolding it.. And unfolding it.. And unfolding it.. You finally unfold it, it seems to be about the size of your office's floor. Well.. Is this a pirate map? You stare at it for a long moment. And it's measured in... it's measured in paces... A handful of staff members arrived to the meeting.. Now what?


(What did you guy's do to piss of the RNG? Seriously.)


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[3] It stops cooling as rapidly as before, but it's still cooling fairly rapidly. In about 3~ hours, assuming the rate stays the same, you'll be seeing freezing.

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« Reply #29 on: August 16, 2015, 05:24:03 pm »

Get my r&d department on the phone, have them send up some jelly beans with pain killers, sedatives, and cyanide in them (separate jelly beans). Then purchase the best cold weather gear I can find. also procure one or two pounds of gold. Then purchase a few untraceable firearms and lots of ammo, preferably incendiary ammo.
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