Print

Please login or register.
1 Hour 1 Day 1 Week 1 Month Forever
Login with username, password and session length

[hops]

yes.

You wake up in your assigned quarter in the Bay12 Transdimensional Spaceship.

[~Neri]

Go and draw faces on all the potatoes.

[SOLDIER First]

Fly down the halls with my trusty gas canister.

[hops]

Go and draw faces on all the potatoes.

2: You look around for all the potatoes, but then you remembered that the kitchen stockpile is only stocked with plump helmets after the last time the forum wizards cast Potatocide.

Fly down the halls with my trusty gas canister.

4: You zoom down the halls majestically. Those canister riding lessons paid off.

[Fniff]

Nerd out at the advanced technology.

[~Neri]

Find a corpse and grow some potatoes in it.

[blazing glory]

Make warding signs against Smurfs.

[Dampe]

Try to remember why my avatar isn't working.
;_;

[hops]

Nerd out at the advanced technology.

6: You nerd out at the advanced technology here, looking at all the exciting engravings and mechanisms that adorns this ship, as well as wave hello to the Lovecraftian horror outside the window. Wait, they don't look familiar! You do a double take, but then you reaized that examining eldritch abominations is a bad idea when your glasses start melting.

Find a corpse and grow some potatoes in it.

5: You sneak into the morgue and stole a corpse. You catch a nearby potatofacehugger and stuffs it in the corpse. Hundreds of potatoes burst from it.

Make warding signs against Smurfs.

4: You chant and engrave a warding sign, protecting yourself from the dastardly smurfs.

Try to remember why my avatar isn't working.
;_;

5: You drank some invisibility potions. MMMMAGIC

[MonkeyHead]

Find something to pirate

[~Neri]

Now to draw faces on the potatoes.

[Fniff]

Well, my glasses are broken. Only one way to react.
NERD RAAAAGE

[blazing glory]

Look for fortresses.

[SOLDIER First]

Continue flying.

[Megggas]

Devour a random person.