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[star2wars3]

After pudgy teaches me how to fly, I shall take, one at a time, the planes back to our base location. I shall then begin building a runway.

The army base is our current base. It already has a runway.

[Hiddenleafguy]

Oh, then build walls around the base, making sure to cover up the fence with the wall.

[star2wars3]

Oh, then build walls around the base, making sure to cover up the fence with the wall.

You build strong walls around the base. Now no one can get in (or out) easily.

[star2wars3]

You decide to build better walls because hay why not.

Die roll = 1 followed by a 3.

When you build the new wall a giant spaghetti monster comes down from the sky and destroys the wall sing its noodly appendages. You fall off the wall and break an arm.

[Hiddenleafguy]

Go search for a magic flying hospital that has the equipment to heal me!

[star2wars3]

Go search for a magic flying hospital that has the equipment to heal me!

The spaghetti monster sends you flying into the air with a tomato sauce breath attack. And you go splat at the steps of building made with Penne pillars (like the noodle only taller). You break enough bones in your body that you are now half dead. (I roled a 1 on the normal dice and the Dice of doom landed on the edge between a 3 and a 6)